As if I need to point it out, Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.

I debated whether it was going to be too dangerous for my health putting this nom up, the degree to which this smug, arrogant, arch jet of champagne socialist wank boils my piss.

But I simply could not let pass his sanctimonious declaration that he wishes to pay more tax, and, therefore, so should everyone else in his – or a better – financial position.

Firstly, if this odious cunt wants to voluntarily pay more tax no one is stopping him. Gary, here’s HMRC’s number, 0300 200 3300; they’ll be delighted to help you write out that cheque.

Secondly, this hypocritical turd was openly engaging in tax evasion during his tenure at the BBC, a fact that caused HMRC to take him to court for what they calculated was £4.9m in tax arrears. The judiciary being a communist fifth column, he got off on a technicality, and he certainly didn’t volunteer to hand over the £4.9m nonetheless.

Thirdly, if he can afford to pay more tax then that’s great, but the country can’t afford all of the wealth creators who invest, innovate, and generate prosperity, to be taxed to fuck. Left to their own devices, many of these people will create business, employment AND tax revenues, if incentivised to remain located in a supportive business environment. Tax them to fuck, and, unlike the rest of us, they can fuck off to a tropical island somewhere (as many of them are) and the treasury gets the square root of fuck all and the jobs that might have been aren’t.

Speak for yourself Gary, not the country. Oh and fuck off while you’re at it you tiresome jug-eared ignoramus cunt.

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Nominated by : Balsamic Dave