As if I need to point it out, Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.
I debated whether it was going to be too dangerous for my health putting this nom up, the degree to which this smug, arrogant, arch jet of champagne socialist wank boils my piss.
But I simply could not let pass his sanctimonious declaration that he wishes to pay more tax, and, therefore, so should everyone else in his – or a better – financial position.
Firstly, if this odious cunt wants to voluntarily pay more tax no one is stopping him. Gary, here’s HMRC’s number, 0300 200 3300; they’ll be delighted to help you write out that cheque.
Secondly, this hypocritical turd was openly engaging in tax evasion during his tenure at the BBC, a fact that caused HMRC to take him to court for what they calculated was £4.9m in tax arrears. The judiciary being a communist fifth column, he got off on a technicality, and he certainly didn’t volunteer to hand over the £4.9m nonetheless.
Thirdly, if he can afford to pay more tax then that’s great, but the country can’t afford all of the wealth creators who invest, innovate, and generate prosperity, to be taxed to fuck. Left to their own devices, many of these people will create business, employment AND tax revenues, if incentivised to remain located in a supportive business environment. Tax them to fuck, and, unlike the rest of us, they can fuck off to a tropical island somewhere (as many of them are) and the treasury gets the square root of fuck all and the jobs that might have been aren’t.
Speak for yourself Gary, not the country. Oh and fuck off while you’re at it you tiresome jug-eared ignoramus cunt.
Nominated by : Balsamic Dave
I purposely boycott Walkers as they give (gave?) this prick money.
I also remember (when I used to watch TV) the absolutely dreadful panel show with comedy ‘giants’ like Jonathan Woss (less funny than a leukaemia ward) and Rory McGrath (why was he ever famous? completely talentless and with a permanently blocked up nose) among Linekunt who just sat there grinning while Woss took the mickey out of him for ten minutes.
If you want to see how wise Linekunt is just watch this and realise that he fell for it.
https://youtu.be/q7k9UxXgmQg?is=rimnuSra0_Sv1W1U
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His total lack of self awareness is staggering.
I know that HMRC are a bunch of cunts, but they don’t pursue somebody for six years for the fun of it.
Right at the last moment, the judge miraculously found that he was directly contracted to the BBC and not freelancing through a separate company.
Are we honestly expected to believe that HMRC lawyers didn’t notice that bit?
Fuck off!
He was up to something and someone at the BBC saved his neck for the benefit of the corporation’s reputation.
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Oh, I think he is very aware of what he is Field Marshal …
And he knows all about what people like us think about him (the vast majority I’ll wager). But he just revels in it and laughs and laughs, after all, what are we going to do about it?
He is a spawny shit-bag prick and sleeps like a baby at night – a grinning, scrotum sucking ass’ole.
He has the last laugh and I can only hope that there is an agami karma waiting round the corner.
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Amazing how the venal bourgeois Left are in favour of a Wealth Tax after they’ve had time to park most of their loot offshore.
Val McDermid – niqab model.
Richard Curtis – Notting Hill, a film containing not a single Rastus.
Gary Stevenson – city trader spiv with a guilt complex.
Brian Eno – still can’t play the synthesiser.
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Lineker is just a just a wrinkled scrotum full of diarrhoea.
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Muslim cock gobbler
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OK jug ears, how about donating to charities or giving your money to a deserving family?
No this spoon faced ṣpastic wants to give more money to sue perkins and his government of shit Gibbons, to spaff on translation parrots for Somalians and velcro cocks for trannies..
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Actually Gary has given a sizeable donation to this worthy cause, and asks that all you Cunters follow his generous lead.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-dr-jason-atta-kwei-arday
The salary of a Cambridge professor may have put him in the top 0.1% of earners, but his missus is still so hard up she can’t afford a wooden overcoat for Jase.
Please give all you can afford. I’ve done my bit by referring Gary to my gofuckoff page.
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Two hundred grand, well pyramids ain’t cheap..
Or are they planning to re-float the titanic and use it for a viking burial..
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Two hundred fucking grand?
I’ve paid for a direct to cremation job, about £1400, so the Lasses don’t have to bother. If I could have got away with being bin bagged and put in the general waste bin, I’d have told them to do that, but apparently that’s somewhat frowned upon.
Is she having a service in Westminster? Hiring the Royal horse drawn hearse?
Fuck off, you grifting chancer. I’m not contributing towards your nail art and Prada handbag.
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@geordie… I’ve donated both of Gary’s balls seeing as he’s no use for them anymore… personally I’ve left a 🖕 on the page 😩
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I’ll wager you the Cunt isn’t even dead. It’s just another scam.
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I have a mate who’s reasonably wealthy, done well for himself – but man has he fucking worked for it; gave up most of his twenties to his job, spent his thirties when his kids were being born chained to his desk, still pulling the 70 hr weeks in his forties. His marginal rate of taxation two years ago was 60%, a sum that topped 7 figures.
And yet he keeps being told he needs “to pay his fair share”.
He would like to understand what his “fair share” is given he pays in one year what most people don’t even pay in their entire lifetimes.
Now he’s not a celebrity, not some glamorous sports star, not a jet setting playboy adventurer. He is essentially a very succcessful, but fucking hard working accountant. He has to put up with cunts like this ignoramus jug eared prick announcing on his behalf that he should be happy to pay more tax.
His comment to me on this specific matter was “cunts like Lineker, because they get it all handed to them on a plate, act like large sums of money are easy to come by and we therefore shouldn’t bat an eyelid when we get bummed for more and more fucking tax; easy come easy go – only in his delusional, commie, pretend black world.”
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Too fucking right. The commie cunts in government should just seize all of Gary’s wealth. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.
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of Gary’s gang of benevolent millionaires,
I know one😃
I’ve sat in fishsupper Val mcDermids living room having a brew.
she was my dad’s customer.
a awful lefty, that’s true.
But seemed alright to chat too.
wasn’t up her own arse with us.
not like that awful footballer twat Andy Cole.
he was a 24carat piece of shite.
This was Miserable Northern Cunt showbiz insider and friend to the famous.
Eat The Rich
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Still doing audio tours of John Bishops floorboard, mis?
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I tell anyone who visits.
” guess where that’s from?”
They are always visibly impressed by my celebrity floorboard.
id like more celebrity items though.
Turf from Wayne Rooneys garden
or
Ken Barlows skirting boards
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Do they donate voluntarily or do you raid the skips?
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I’m going to nominate Name Droppers for a cunting.
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Good idea geordie, I will let my good friend Timothy Spall know..
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A little from column A
A little from column B.
😁
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A great deal of Gary’s millions comes from the license tax. Cunt got extremely rich from the tax payers pockets, give all the income you got from a forced subscription back you jug eared I suspect possible closet cunt.
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Now that’s the point right there Sixdog. I don’t give a fuck what Walker’s crisps pay him. I am not required by law to buy their crisps. If I watch ANY live television on whatever platform I have to pay the BBC even if I never watch the BBC. This iniquity is compounded by the obscene sums paid to these “celebrities” some of whom I never heard of until reading the attached link;
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c15wxgjn9xjo
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Imagine Jimmy Hill or Des Lynam insisting that the dinghy invaders were just seeking asylum or instructing the little people how to vote.
Wealth has made Lineker into a foul, virtue-signalling, wretched, creepy, predatory cunt.
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Can’t understand why Heer Leikner feels this way about wanting to help foreign young jet black scum. Is he planing to play the conniving nazi cunt which are probably his true colours. Shall leave him doing his natural goal line hanging and see into what the crafty cunt is up to.
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The state of him. Pathetic facial hair, pathetic glasses. Aspires to being a midwit lefty cunt. He is a revolting waste of space and oxygen. There is absolutely no point to him at all. There is no benefit to anybody and yet he makes millions of pounds? Only in an organisation like the Bent Broadcasting Cesspit and in a collapsing, decadent civilization does this arsehole ex footballer and crisp salesman get away with being known for political opinions. Sums up so much.
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He’s a Colonel Sanders wannabe
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I’ve seen better facial hair on a pork scratching
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Fair enough.
Make the virtue signalling faux blek cunt sell everything it owns,all assets,the lot and give it the tax man.
It won’t change anything,the shithouse cunt would just be a tramp until rescued by the ghost of Professor A-day and restored to his position of self Righteous windbag faggót.
Anyway the cunt is a “poster boy” for the liberal dungheap that is Modern Britain.
Offshore Cayman Isles Trustee Corporate Oven.
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To late Heer Leikner. The linesman had his flag up as soon as you came the cunt.
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I wonder how he has reacted to the news that a British lass has won 4 sprint gold medals at the European Championships, but she isn’t black.
He must have gone for a long lie down in a dark room 😂
Lineker and Neville must be joint odds on favourites to be cunt of the year.
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Nobody likes Gary Lineker.
FACT.
Bet even his kids spit before saying his name.
Hes a skinny jeans wearing champagne socialist of the worst kind.
He wears none prescribed glasses he thinks make him scholarly.
hes the type of middle age twat who tries to talk music into teenagers
“I’m friends with the guitarist from Level 42…”
” how about that oasis?”
hes a fuckin embarrassment.
I was black id resent this cunt being a spokesman for me,
if I was a palestani in Gaza id say keep your nose out wing nut don’t want you in my corner.
There’s fuckin viruses in urinals look down on Lineker as a unsavoury cunt.
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Jeeez. Not this odious prick of cunt again.
Pay more tax? Mmmm let me see now, there’s no debate to be had on this topic, Gary, none whatsoever.
The answer is No. You shit crisp saleman.
I’m robbed enough every month by the HMRC and when they get it, they just waste it, the latest I hear on the wireless is an advert for chavs to apply for money off their entry to UK Theme Parks and Attractions, funded by the UK Government.
Sadly most of the electorate don’t seen to realise how the ‘Government’ obtain money.
Fucks sake.
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There are seemingly no limits to this bastard’s cuntitude.
“Mr Taxman Mr Taxman – please can I pay some more tax please”
What kind of crawling arse licking cock sucking behaviour is this??
I’d be willing to bet Gary Lineker is the one person on earth who thinks Sadiq Khan is a top bloke and who thinks Jess Phillips is great at protecting women and girls.
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Andy Pandy has been exchanging messages with somebody pretending to be Trump’s chief of staff. Looks like professor Arday wanted a last hurrah.
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Someone pretending to be Chief of staff to the POTUS having a chat with someone pretending to be Prime Minister of the UK.
Not sure who the bigger cunt is….
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St Gary of Crisps supports the immigration and asylum system that leads to this sort of depravity on our streets. When people who are not millionaires suffer from the results of this idiot’s stated beliefs, there is deafening silence.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16058001/Pictured-Eritrean-migrant-33-raped-elderly-man-outside-church-dragging-bench.html#comments-16058001
We need the death penalty to deal with subhuman filth such as this.
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And I dare say that the mentally ans spiritually diseased mutants whose ideas and actions have caused this satanic degeneracy in our country must be liquidated if we are to emerge from the sewer we find ourselves in. We have become something worse than the Weimar Republic and require, without mercy, even stronger solutions to it.
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@count… I’ve know doubt that there will be people who will point out the cultural differences regardless of the abhorrence of the crime…loony left freaks who danced with pleasure at the savage murder of Anne widdecombe won’t be concerned, probably citing the fact the old man had consumed a few drinks and propositioned the cunt… Piss boiling 🤬
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He will be placed in a “Mental Health Ward”at our expense 🤷
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For those of a certain age, the hubristic transformation of Linekunt has been unpleasant to witness.
The fairly plain market traders son made good through football, he was never particularly cocky on the pitch, or an attention seeker off it.
He married his childhood sweetheart and they both dealt with their infant son’s leukaemia with admirable fortitude.
Not only that, he wasn’t your usual knuckle headed footballer. He was savvy enough to realise he’d need a career to sustain him for the remainder of his working life and watched sports presenters at work to learn their trade.
The BBC took a punt and gave him a chance, and that’s when his head started to swell.
Before long his wife had filed for divorce, citing his tv fame as a major factor in him becoming an utter cunt.
Little did she or we, for that matter, realise how much of a 24 carat, diamond encrusted, platinum plated cunt he would become.
We’re talking Hitler levels of hubris here. Perhaps worse.
Quite a transformation from potential national treasure, to one of the most hated men in Britain.
He’s living proof that you can be a cunt by nurture, not just nature.
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I find it offensive that you should compare Hitler to Gary.
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Fair point that, Count.
Hitler at least had some redeeming features.
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Your description of the crisp salesman’s transformation is an interesting one, Field Marshal. It does make you wonder: how does that happen to somebody? Even as a famous young footballer, it hadn’t gone to his head. It might tell us something about the nature of show business that it is associated with so much drug abuse, depravity and extreme cuntery. The BBC is, of course, well known for its long association with Jimmy Saville, amongst other deplorable specimens. What if, rather than merely recruiting and enabling such monsters, the BBC actually makes people this way? The BBC is causing anxiety and other disorders amongst its naive viewers. What must it do to its employees, who have spent so long in close contact with the radioactive core?
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I blame the BBC almost entirely, Count.
That’s where the hard left brainwashing started, I’ve no doubt.
Also, for someone who wasn’t on an exclusive contract, they paid him far too much, whilst making him and everyone else fully aware that they thought he was irreplaceable.
Beyond the BBC, I also reckon that a hitherto unheard of level of access to willing fanny may have played a part too.
He’s obviously a very impressionable personality.
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As many have pointed out there are multiple other sporting personalities who have, in the last decade or so, assumed the mantle of moral guardian of the masses.
In the past these people got very limited air time, so they were never able to form the impression that people actually took note of, and respected, everything they said. So, with the enablement of mass proliferating media, and the broader zeitgeist of the social media social conscience (I.e. morals for morons), the egos of these cunts have been unleashed and suddenly they’ve decided they are authorities on matters of politics, racism, immigration, economics, taxation and just about any and every subject they have no qualification to comment on but for which they have a ready and willing audience to lap up their paper thin ignorant virtue signalling.
It’s a natural evolution of the kind of self-belief that drives them to develop their sporting abilities, but which lacks the critical self-scrutiny to tell them that kicking a ball is where their talents begin and end.
In the past these infant brained pigshit thick football stars would have stuck to wreckless drinking and raping prostitutes in their hotel rooms, but the far more horrifying depravity of their egos – and their messianic ideas of their own importance and grandiloquence – has now been unleashed on the world so of course they’re gonna run amock with it.
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They pay Mariana Stench or whatever the gaslighting bitch’s name is to put ‘BBC Verify’ spells on them.
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There’s absolutely nothing stopping this talking turd paying more tax. You can make voluntary donations, and unbelievably people do!
So, another splendid piece of virtue signalling.
The cunt can send me £3k if he wants, to compensate me for the amount HMRC skimmed of my pensions last year, because I certainly don’t want to contribute towards iPhones for council estate chav tarts, illegal rapey, stubby invaders or whatever fucking madcap vanity scheme our leaders think up next!
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Funny you should say that Jp.
Over the past decade (2016–2017 through 2025–2026), UK taxpayers voluntarily donated a total of £2,309,431.70 across 62 separate payments to the Treasury.
Which is strange when three quarters of uk millionaires, would happily pay more..
Maybe diane Abbott is doing the figures..
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Staby, not stubby.
Perhaps he could buy me a better mobile.
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Say what you like about Lineker, but I bet he sent a donation for the “Professor” (that Go Fund Me has gone over £100,000 now – why the fuck don’t they give it to the Dogs Trust, Cats Protection or Hillside Animal Sanctuary).
As for Gary – is he quare?. He looks like a quare, and dresses like a quare and sounds like a frightful quare. I will have to ask Bunny.
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Think of all the fake diploma’s you could purchase with that..
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Push him into an event horizon
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Excellent points made,as ever for this Galactic Event Cunt.
There are many faults left to expose,like a shitting great seam of gold,but I enjoy this just because..
He looks like he’s got AIDS.
Fingers crossed.
Although I’m tempted to settle for Ebola coupled with a virulent mutated Monkeypox.
What a dreadful cunt.
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Now that you mention it, he does bear a certain resemblance to Sadiq. The malnourished and drained palor. Doing the devil’s work seems to be bad for a person’s health.
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Megan RAPINGHOE has more testosterone than this Tiresome Tofu Turdlet.
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Most people nominated on here are nasty pieces of work and nonentities in my view. If I detest anyone this much they are never credited with their name and belittled with an anagram of it if I can bother to think of one. I can never understand why fellow cunters will merit them with their birth, or know self given name. I’m also proud of our colleagues who don’t give them the time of day, by ignoring them completely.
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https://youtu.be/nnUkrDHaJ8U?is=k_ox_uSKZ22TZ5jR
I’m still puzzling the strange transformation of Robert Jenrick.
one minute a suave politician,
the next , a bucktoothed bifocaled facial ticker.
what’s happened to him?
has Rupert Lowe threatened to beat him up?
has he seen Angela Rayners growler?
has nigel named him as guarantor for that 50million?
proper odd.
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Has he shat his pants again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R1QABw5v_w
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Those Walkers tasteless crisp cunts “Do us a Flavour campaign” was all the rage, some 20 years ago. Builders Breakfast were horrendous, as they smelt like a strong eggy fart. My favourite was Hamstring & Owen, named after another useless sports personality from the same era.
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