Some cunt cyclist decided to upload a video of an alleged close pass onto the West Yorkshire police portal, trouble is the fuzz, after reviewing the footage decided that he, the cyclist was actually guilty of careless driving.
The review showed he had ridden through a gap between a parked car and an oncoming vehicle, the gap being less than the alleged close pass.
£1200 fine, shame that cyclists don’t need a licence or he could have had a few points as well.
Oh dear, the Lycra cunts getting a taste of obeying the Highway Code 😂
Nominated by : Sick of it
The stupid cunt should have taken the short cut on Ilkley Moor baht’at.
Plenty of gaps in the traffic up there.
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These cunts are the Gary Linekers of the road.
if I used a child’s mode of transport I wouldn’t wear fluorescent lycra like some gay wasp.
its oddball behaviour.
tshirt an shorts will do.
And they have no road etiquette.
pedalling at 10mph while a articulated lorry behind them can’t pass, almost stalling,
pull over you cunt!
let them pass.
Hitler got it wrong.
6million cyclists should of been his legacy.
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Cyclists should be banned from A-roads. It’s just selfishness and stinginess.
Get a cheap shit Suzuki Swift or something for a few hundred quid, you twat!
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Surely the sensible punishment is having the bicycle crushed…
While the rider is attached to the toe clips..
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I see the cyclist in the header pic, is a ginger.. double cunt… paramedic is coming to put him down.
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It’s the kindest thing.
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It’s just a shame that the one on the deck isn’t Jeremy Vine.
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Or ‘Cycling Mikey’.
Now there’s a cunt I’d love to see crushed under an artic.
Morning LS/all.
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Mind you, the self righteous cunt cycling Mikey did push his luck with some bloke in London and got his bike twatted across the road for his troubles.
Stuff came spilling out of the paniers for all to see.
There were his tampons, his buttplug and his wife’s boyfriend’s lube scattered across the highway.
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if I didn’t have or was morally opposed to motor vehicles,
a bicycle is still pretty low down the list of alternative transport.
Get a horse!
a horse and buggy, like the Amish.
roller blades, pogo stick, anything.
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Or one of those racing rigs with a trotting horse, Mis.
I can just visualise you perched on the seat, shouting “trot on ” and lashing at cyclists with the whip.
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Gypsy dragsters JP.
loads round here!
missus Miserables dad used to drive them professionally,
once at some show for Prince Philip.
few years back saw one a queue of traffic, the bloke got off raving and shouting at the car behind,
starting kicking the side panels and door,leaving big dents!
dunno what had happened but he was livid.
The driver wisely stayed in his car.
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Here we go again with the gaily coloured clobber. I wouldn’t be seen dead in it. This is about the childish jealousy of we cyclists not having to pay a single penny and able to ride our bikes whenever we feel like it. The reason you have to pay is because of the dangerous pollutions we have to put up with and you happen to travel at speeds that kill. You are also killing yourselves due to thrombosis you lazy bastards.
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whilst I have a impeccable record of driving Sammy,
not so much as a parking ticket.
if I saw you fuckin about on a country lane the impulse to send you 15 foot in the air to land in the hedgerows would be almost overwhelming.
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Pity Mis, I wouldn’t want you put in a prison cell with some arse bandit.
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You never see a push bike padlocked up outside of a bar, restaurant or shop.
These cunts don’t actually go anywhere on their kiddy toys.
They use them for exercise and fun.
They should fuck off and keep fit and have fun off the main roads.
Fuck the lot of them.
Cycling is big here.
There are clubs and we often come across dozens of the bastards in a long line, riding three abreast.
They will not move over.
They seem to think that their bikes have no brakes.
They ride at one pace and will not slow down for roundabouts or red lights.
Unfortunately we have to treat a line of them as if they were one vehicle, so when the lead riders pull out in front of you we have to wait until the last riders pass.
On weekdays they block up main roads, usually during the busiest times.
We also have to give them 2 meters clearance if we can overtake.
On weekends the cunts are wobbling all over the place on mountain roads, riding at less than walking pace.
You can be stuck in first gear for miles, driving behind them.
Good morning.
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This is almost a repeat to what I’ve said in the past, only I’m doing it on a daily basis, cycling along the seafront to my Beach Hut, where a motorist can’t. We can cycle to lots of beautiful places free of noise and petrol pollution.
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I find the safest place to walk in town is in the cycle lane.
Because all the cyclists are on the pavement.
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