I’d like to nominate modern fly spray for a cunting. I’d also love to know how up upload a fucking pic also.. Anyway :-

Modern fly spray is an absolute cunt, I’m certain that the health and safety freaks ‘ave been diluting and making fly and wasp sprays so harmless that these days you can’t even “kill a fly ” with it.

Last few days have been really rather pleasant ensuring that the kitchen door has been left open for many hours. this of course tends to let the fucking flies in.

We have had one particular little fucker come in and make its home here now for 3 day’s. It loves to come and sit on the table begging for food. Even given the cunt a name “flick”. I’m certain it has fucking adopted me as it’s owner.

I have sprayed Flick many many times (sure the cunt likes to shower in it) to no determent at all to it’s health. I reckon that if my eyesight was like a superheroes the fucker would be smiling and saying thank you every time I’ve sprayed it. Image it scrubbing it’s little back each time with a miniature shower brush: bless him.

Try a different brand of spray! Been there done that still the same. Therefore modern fly spray is diluted pile of shite a total waste of money. Fucking useless total Cunt…

Please not that nothing was harmed by this cunting;not even a fly.

Nominated  by everyonesacunt

Let’s have a farewell cunting at last for ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’, a TV show that is coming to a very much-awaited end soon.

Never watched a full programme myself, but have seen the participants in my Mrs magazines far too often.

Not often lost for words, but how a family like this seem to have captivated any sort of audience and received many millions of $’s is totally beyond my simple comprehension.

Nominated by: knobrot 

….Professional Cockney and typical BBC material.

I can’t believe that this slimy saggy-faced socialist shit-bag has managed to evade a cunting for so long.

Too ugly to have his face on tv, the droning cunt does the voiceover for the dire daytime tv programme ‘Money for Nothing’, starring the uber prim Sarah “I never shit” Moore.

The cunt, who’s a year younger than me but looks 15 years older, claims to be teetotal following a nearly (but not quite near enough in my opinion) fatal attack of pancreatitis.
I forgot to mention that the piss-head has been described as being a “comedian”.You maast be aaavin’a larf, Arfur.

Have a relapse and go on a life-threatening bender and give us all a laugh, you boring cunt! The first drink’s on me.

Nominated by: cuntator 

A heartfelt, belt round the ear with a stale baguette cunting for Frog naval vessel P726 ‘Aramis’ and its crew; ‘honourable’ representatives of their nation.

Eye-witness reports (backed up by photographic evidence) relate how a dangerously overloaded inflatable carrying sixteen migrants was struggling in the Channel, a mile inside Did the French accept responsibility and offer assistance as they should have, taking them on board and carrying them back to France? Nope. Instead the vessel despatched its own inflatable with a crew of two, to observe the plight of the migrants. It’s further reported that the Frogs, on checking that the dingy was managing to stay afloat, ‘shepherded’ the migrants into UK waters and then pissed off, effectively abandoned them to the vagaries of fate. Not for the first time, I’m sure

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A triplicate cunting please for this whey-faced senior civil servant, who looks a bit of a nancy, frankly, who has resigned his well paid job because he has had a hissy fit about the government intending to break the Brexit bollocks by possibly breaking a minor part of international law:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54072347

I suspect that he is yet another namby pamby remainer, but needless to say Wireless 4 is having a circle jerk over the little motherfuckers action. Take him to the caning room and get the rattan cane nice and supple

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Don’t suppose this bloke no one outside of Whitehall has ever heard of, will hand back his gong for Services to Overpaid Mardy Cunts! – DA)