With that fat cunt in Downing Street arguing with redundant Thunderbird puppet, Burnham, Hopkins has vowed to enforce a Tier 3 lockdown ‘without fear of favour’. What an absolute cunt. First all, Manchester does not NEED a Tier 3 lockdown, because all the evidence points to the fact that infections here are going DOWN. Second, this is the same Chief Cuntbubble who allowed his officers to stand by and do nothing (except take a knee) when ANTIFA and BLM infested the city centre a couple of months back. Double standards much, Hopkins? Or do you think that the Bat Flu wouldn’t affect these wretched, far left, Marxist swamp donkeys?

Hopkins says that he his answerable to Burnham, but operationally independent, which is true. My problem, is that this cunt is playing politics, when the police are supposed to apolitical. If he wants to get into politics, then he should get himself elected. Though considering how useless he is in charge of one the UK’s largest police forces, I have no reason to believe he would be any better as an MP. There’s plenty of crime in Greater Manchester that Hopkins could be focussing on. They still haven’t found my stolen car for a start. The last thing Manchester needs right now, is yet another overpaid political gobshite.

And if he really wants to do something useful, he can start by raising the standards of his officers. I saw one in the city centre on Thursday who looked like a sack of shit. His uniform was a mess, he had a man bun (aka, ‘Twat Knot’) and his was, to put it mildly, unkempt. How can he expect people to respect his officers when they look like Charlie Chaplin’s grandchildren? Any, Ian ‘Hitler’ Hopkins, you are a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Ellie Harrison is a cunt, isn’t she.

“The British countryside is racist and white people need to acknowledge they have benefitted from the past” declared this wealthy leftie whilst glugging champers and checking people are listening.

This virtue-signaller is usually discovering new techniques for killing cows on the dreariest programme on TV – Cuntryfile. When she’s not discussing potato fertiliser or new innovations for sheep slaughter she’s moaning about equal pay. Zzzzz.

Yes, yes, she is rather attractive, I would certainly allow her to mount the Magnanimous pole providing she keep the noise to groans and whimpers as I suspect she might have a bumpkin twang and they can be as unpleasant as Irish or Australian accents.

I spend a lot of time in The Lakes where my family seat is and I’ve seen people of colour on the mountains. Admittedly they do look a tad odd yet they seem content and friendly, and aren’t stealing, selling drugs, decapitating infidels, or grooming children.

“The BLM has led me to re-evaluate my behaviour” said Ellie. Zzzzzz. Where’s John Craven with a cow-killing stud gun when you require him?

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Some catalogue company, featuring the obligatory multi racial family, the first of an impending torrent of advertising crap until December 24th.
Christmas adverts, fuck off.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

A Road To The Isles cunting please for Gordon Brown, because old dead eyes is back in town, yet again offering a Book of Revelations type shocker about the dangers of Covid – and BREXIT, of course, cos’ he doesn’t like it:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/10/17/gordon-brown-warns-of-economic-a-double-cliff-edgea/

Yet more lugubrious advice from the half witted wanker who sold our gold reserves for a pittance. The article makes much of Broon being our “longest serving Chancellor”, but fails to mention this is only because Anthony Blair was too scared to sack him – that’s it the great warmonger scared of a little Scotch shit, in case he might have spilt the beans about the Labour camp – and you don’t get much camper than Blair and his pals.

A lot of people will be wondering why Gordon looks every inch Kenneth McKellar – well that photograph of him was taken when, pissed out of his mind in the early hours he stood under Nicola Sturgeon’s bedroom window and serenaded her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fch052glGLw

Get your copy on the Prudence label

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Alibaba just can’t keep her horrible, sneering mouth shut.
On a recent edition of the ‘Jeremy Vine Programme’ (or what ever it’s called), the gerbil-faced harpy did her very best to provoke Laurence Cox into losing his rag, chanting, among other insults, the usual refrain about him being ‘a white privileged male’.
When Foxy started to respond, she chipped in with a little sneer implying that he wanted to see her deported.

But Fox’s implaccable calm in the face of her race-baiting led her to become a victim of her own vicious bile, and she went for him with the charge that he was (quote) ‘a racist bully’. Lazza’s immediate response? ‘Withdraw that remark or I’ll see you in court’, forcing the fat little twat to back down immediately (although stopping short of giving a formal apology).

It was very good to witness Fox’s demeanour during this broadcast, as he basically let this nasty little gobshite dig her own grave. Alibaba has been getting away with this kind of race-baiting diatribe for too long, and it was good to see Lazza take her down a peg or three.

She’d previously promised to leave Britain’s ‘elected dicatorship’* the moment Bojo became PM, but of course, she never fulfilled that promise. After all, it’s much more lucrative staying here, writing her articles and appearing as a talking head (albeit a vacant one) on chat shows, telling us all what a horrible place Britain is, and how racist we all are.

Yes, that’s the same Britain that gave her sanctuary and opportunity when she was forced to flee from the horrors of Idi Amin’s regime in her native Uganda.
Amin’s long dead, but the obnoxious, hypocritical bigot Alibaba is still here. Uganda’s gain is our fucking loss.

*Translation into English; ‘I don’t like the result of the election’.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVjEh3zbvg – the real fun starts at 2:22. Enjoy – NA)