So. cunters. the caravan of shite has finally started to be distributed evenly throughout the UK, and my piss is boiling now.

Down in sunny Pembrokeshire one had thought the invasion of rats would not get here. Unfortunately I’ve been very wrong. Members of the religion of peace are being ferried to the little England beyond Wales to a location in the south of the county. Protests are getting abundant at the moment as apparent “hate filled gammon” take to the streets of Tenby.

They don’t want their children r*ped by swarthy types or have their heads hacked off with pangas, as long as they stay south of the Cleddau Bridge. If they venture to the north of the county (Deliverance country) it will look like Mississippi’s Burning in no time.

Most of the residents of north Pembrokeshire are more inbred than these fuckers (some of them are members of my family). I’m okay though cunters, being a resourceful “Rhodie” I’ve already stocked up my chest freezer and cupboards so I can enjoy the carnage from a distance. I’m sure that certain residents will be completely sheltered from the carnage too, eh Mr Hart, eh Mr Crabb.

If this shit goes on Pembrokeshire won’t be “Tory” blue much longer, utter cunts!!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Ian Douglas Van Der Byl Quimson

Surely not, a classic British institution protecting our great and noble heritage even if most people don’t give a flying fuck about it or the buildings and countryside they protect.

But the national trust has decided that far too many of its buildings are a result of whitey being a bit horrible a few hundred years ago. I don’t really expect many visitors who go to visit are horrified about our past.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-54018340

I also imagine that a great deal less than 15% of their membership is made up of the BAME community to reflect the make up of the nation. History is history good or bad it can’t be erased. My advice to the national trust is stick to what you do and open some old buildings and sell overpriced cake. you are not a political organisation if you are then you should lose your charitable status immediately.

If you are so ashamed on our behalf why don’t you convert a couple of buildings into shelter for those peacefuls arriving on dinghies I’m sure they would be most grateful and you can then watch then your membership numbers dwindle.

How long must this BS go on and how many more organisations will feel so guilty about a past they never experienced that they feel compelled to show their woke credentials to the detriment of what they do and what they stand for.

National Trust can fuck right off!

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

and seconded by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

The National Trust.

Last year the Trust was promoting the idea that most of the Great Estates and Stately Homes in this country came about due to The Gays and should be celebrated as monuments to Shift-Lifters through the Ages. This year it is promoting the idea that most of these Great Estates and Stately Homes came about due to wicked slave-owners and are monuments to Whitie’s wickedness through the Ages.

I’m now waiting to see what they do about Homosexuals who also owned slaves….probably knock down all the properties and build some kind of Butlins-style reeducation camps promoting the idea that dark-key poofs were actually the ones who built this country.

Which takes precedence,National Trust ? The Loveliness of The Gays or The Suffering of The Sooties?

A brief and succinct (is that a tautology?) cunting for a cunt. Just seen him on the idiot lantern and he is a cunt. Hopefully he’ll be amongst the first to be made redundant along with Linecunt. Oh no wait, Linecunt has taken a pay cut so that’s ok then. Fucking shitshow. Haven’t watched TV in ages and decided to dip my toe in again but now realise I was right and am now a cunt for doing so. Is it possible to cunt oneself? Fuck my old brown (racist?) boots. Not so succinct now. Bollocks.

I’m a racist xenophobic cunt and apparently the Battle of Britain was won by wimminz? Fuck the fucketty off. Cunts.

Nominated by: Kunte Kunty

A cunting please for Sophie Duker and Frankie Boyle’s ‘New World Order’.

Apparently it is perfectly okay for a blick “comic” to go on prime time BBC Television and make violently racist jokes about “killing whitey”.

In a segment where the panelists discussed whether the BLM movement “glosses over the complexities of a world where we all need to come together and kill whitey”, Frankie Boyle played a clip of black author James Baldwin talking about black power during an interview on the Dick Cavett Show in the 1970s.

Responding to said clip, comedian Sophie Duker (me neither) – who has also appeared on something called Eight Out Of Ten Cunts – asserted that “white power” and “black power” are “capitalist myths” that need to be dispelled, before calling “whiteness” a “capitalist structure”.

She then claimed that “white power is Trump Tower” – a nod to Left-wing allegations that the US President is a racist – and joked about “killing whitey”.

“When we say we want to kill whitey, we don’t really mean we want to kill whitey,” said Duker, then quipped to fellow panelists “we do” – to roars of laughter in the studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYo_Etb6A7o

Anyway, fuck off you sub-primate CUNT.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

A nomination for the Brain dead British public.

I want a Covid test, ‘do you have any symptoms’ ….. ‘well er no’ , ‘So why do you want a fucking test?’.

All the news at the moment is about lack of testing and people not able to get a test close to home, this story being fuelled by the media, who are trawling the country to find people who have been offered tests 100’s of miles away.

Just watching the news and there was a report outside a walk in centre, the reporter interviewed a guy on his way to the test centre. This is what he said; ‘I came back from holiday and isolated for two weeks’. The reporter asked do you have any symptoms, answer ‘no’. So why do you want a test, just peace of mind?
What a fucking cunt!

My neighbour had pretty obvious symptoms so went on line, and got a test at a centre about 10 miles away. She told me when she went for her appointment there were just two people there and around 12 ‘officials’, and this is only a short distance for a hotspot so you would expect it to be very busy.

The fucking media are as much to blame as the dumb cunts who have a lack of understanding of the world around them; yes get a test, but only if you are fucking unwell, and even if you can’t get a test it’s no different than back in March. Just stay home and don’t infect anyone else, because that’s all you will do anyway if you have a test and it’s positive, the outcome is the same.

CUNTS.

Nominated by: Sick of it

With a supporting rant from: Two In The Stink

The Covid testing thing is a load of fucking bollocks writ large.

Which kind of testing is it? Is it to test for the presence of the virus or an anti-body test?

If it’s a test for the presence of the virus then it’s fucking pointless because the elderly, immuno-compromised and people with pre-existing conditions (you know, the ones it actually kills) should still be self-isolated until a vaccine is available.

If it’s merely an anti-body test then it should be available to everybody so we can get a picture of the spread of the disease, how prevalent it is and subsequently how serious we should take the biggest, shrillest, most melodramatic over-reaction in the history of the Talking Monkey peoples.

Yes I was alluding to heard immunity. Don’t shoot me.