People who can’t wear a mask properly are currently boiling my piss. Now I have to say, after months of not having to bother, I find this rule about wearing masks in shops etc to be a load of bollocks. I wear one in the shops, but that’s it. I did the infamous “five miler of death” several times while serving, in full NBC kit, so a bandana isn’t too much of an inconvenience. If you can wear an S6 respirator for extended periods, a mask or bandana is easy.

However, I’ve noticed an increasing trend among the section of the populace from the shallow end of the gene pool to wear a mask over their mouth only, leaving their nose exposed. What these failed experiments obviously don’t realise, is that doing that makes wearing a mask FUCKING REDUNDANT! When you breath, your breathe comes out of your mouth AND your nose, you low I.Q., window licking, drooling morons. Do you think the Flu Manchu can only infect you via your mouth? No, you dumb motherfuckers, there is more than one way to catch it. The one good thing about them doing this, is that it makes dumb motherfuckers much easier to spot.

For fucks sake, what do you dumb cunts need? A fucking diagram? Sort yourselves out.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I propose a full-on Hitler Jugend with a complete lack of self awareness cunting for these two ‘singers.’

Like me, you probably have only the vaguest knowledge of this pair of inbreds. Apparently they were in one of those singing show back in the zeros. I have never knowingly heard one of their songs and could have lived the rest of my life without them bothering me. Or vice versa.

However, in a sad Linekeresque attempt to be relevant with the kids (Rick Mayall RIP) this pair of bellends have advocated burning J.K.Rowling’s new book on, where else, Twitter….

https://twitter.com/planetjedward/status/1305834661281697792?s=21

Readers of my blog will know I can’t stand endless comparisons with Nazi Germany but what else is this but fascism?

I am aware that Rowling is not popular in this parish but freedom of speech is the foundation of all other freedoms. And when the fucking fuck did it become ‘right wing’ to support freedom of speech. Odin help me.

I wonder how many of the mongs calling Rowling’s book ‘transphobic’ have read it? Reminds me of The Satanic Verses shitstorm when I was at university. And if these twats buy her book to burn it, won’t that push it to the top of the bestsellers list and cause the publisher to print more copies?

Nobheads.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

Was watching RT ( Ruskie Toss) the other night to keep me weather eye open to what Ivan is up too re lies, distortions and Commie Capers various.

Apart from featuring as a last resting place for old media cunts to bite the hands that fed them (eg Larry King with his nipples stuck in his braces, scots cunts George Galloway and Alex Salmond, old dodgy Wall Street trader Max Keiser ect) the commie channel feasts on Boris Johnson and his shenanigans. To be fair BJ cannot tell a lie – but that never stops him.

Those downward sagging eyes screw up (look like piss-holes in the snow) and that twisted Turkish beak (yes the cunt has Turkish ancestry) pokes forward sniffing and savouring the semantics of his latest porkie. It would be wrong to call the cunt a bare faced liar – stands out a mile unlike his old horse prong – he goes all shifty and starts stuttering and braying like a flatulent donkey. Then he digs a hole and sticks his head in it until the coast is clear. Thus the cunt leads the country by his arse in a bubble.

Point is and to return to RT, the cunt lights on popular politicking (thank you Larry) such as Brexit and the Withdrawal Agreement and raises hopes but is incapable of defending poor old Blighty’s vital interests.

In between banner headlining Boris balls-ups like the Covid testing fiasco and handling generally, the Irish border dispute, the flogging of vital national assets like the tech industry and on and on, it takes the Comrades to find and interview one of the leading lights of the Brexit Party, some yank tech billionaire name of Robert Mercer and oppo of Farage, who put the case for giving the Brexit Withdrawal Bill the elbow very succinctly.
1) The EU negotiated in bad faith
2) The EU led by the French sought to, and continue to seek to punish the UK against International Law
3) The principal premise of the Bill, to safeguard the Good Friday Agreement is a red herring and will do the opposite
4) The intention of the Bill is to split of the whole of the island of Ireland from the UK
5) Johnson is doing bugger all to counter the pro IRA sentiment in the US Congress
6) The French are cunts
7) The French are cunts

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke 

Not always to my tastes, but there have been some great novels in the past.

However, cue woke 2020.

The topics covered by the six nominees are wide-ranging, including stories about climate change, the hardship of life in Zimbabwe, dementia, and the women soldiers of 1935 Ethiopia.

Only 2 of the nominees are actually white. Perhaps whites are not writing novels about the correct subjects. You can bet the hardship of Zimbabwe isn’t about murdered farmers and their families. Climate change. Yawn. Wimmin soldiers of Ethiopia? Fuck me that must have taken some digging. Racism and homophobia also feature. What a fucking surprise.

Perhaps they should get that transbender Chiyo to present it. Or Lineker.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The woke and their ridiculous “cancel” culture.

I’m long since past the point where I get angry at these miserable, puritanical motherfuckers. Now I just pity their genetic inability to have any kind of fun, think rationally or even behave in a normal, adult manner. Every time something or someone comes along and challenges their deranged view of how the world should be, they screech and scream and attempt to “cancel” them.

Their latest target is a new adaptation of the Frank Herbert novel “Dune”. The book and subsequent film and TV adaptations have a definite middle eastern theme running through them. There’s no specific reference to Islam or middle eastern culture in general, but it is there. And that’s the problem. Why? Because CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! That’s why.

The trailer for the new film dropped on YouTube a short while ago, and almost immediately caused a shit storm among the Leftwaffe. You’d think they’d give some credit to the fact that the director, Denis Villeneuve race and gender swapped one of the characters, Dr Keynes, but no. That’s not enough to save it from the Leftwaffe wanting to spoil the enjoyment of actual fans of the story and others by demanding it be cancelled.

To date, NOBODY from the middle east, not a single, Jew, Muslim, Christian or Atheist has complained. That hasn’t stopped the Leftwaffe being offended for them though. Patronising much? And a lot of the cunts are the same people defending Netflix’s paedofest movie, “Cuties”, calling those of us who are disgusted by its content “far right”. So they’re also hypocrites.

After the ass fucking they got over the Adele debacle, you’d think they’d shut the fuck up for at least a while, but no. As the old saying goes, “where there’s no sense, there’s no feeling”. Here’s a radical idea for the Leftwaffe, if you think this movie will offend you, and let’s face it, EVERYTHING offends you fuckers, DON’T FUCKING WATCH IT! And STOP trying to spoil everything for those of us who are able to function as normal human beings.

You bunch of cunts

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw .