A Hi Honey, I’m home! , with full Hollywood choir cunting for this daft looking tart, who appears to suffer from adenoids, judging by her mouth and general expression, wife of ageing Hollywood actor George Clooney (whose aunt was Rosemary Clooney who sang about shrimp boats in the 1950s).

The silly bitch is a human rights lawyer, who has obviously been asleep for the past fortnight, (unless she has had to wait for George to get it up to bugger her all week) since only today she has resigned from her terribly important job for the British government(???) because she is mortified about us possibly breaking international law if the EU fuck about with us again, which they have been doing unceasingly for the past 47 years:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54210658

It might have looked more sincere if the arsewipe had done it when the other sanctimonious great and good did it last week. As John Osborne said in Look Back In Anger “there are no great good causes left…. it’s like falling in front of a bus”

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

..and backed up by Sir Limply Stoke

Amal Clooney has had a hissy fit and resigned as special envoy on media freedom for the UK government: “It has now become untenable for me, as Special Envoy, to urge other states to respect and enforce international obligations while the UK declares that it does not intend to do so itself.”

Whoops dearie. Incidentally most of the response from the Twitterati persuasion is of the “good riddance” variety. Arse orf Amal. What a great example of media freedom.

The faux ooman rights lawyer exists in her own bubble of self congratulation and celeb lubrication. Alongside her talentless Irish American husband George and his shite coffee she jets across the world collecting and presenting Snowflake stars for isshooos such as the Elgin Marbles, Irish Freedom, that whiffy wanker Assange and his treatment in Blighty plus any other anti British caper available.Is she best friends with Jetta Bumberg? Oh yes – until her agents tells her she is being upstaged darling.

Only good news is she is now trapped in a shagless marriage with George whose main claim to fame is to be the wooden prematurely grey haired nephew of old horse faced minor ‘50s musical star Rosemary Clooney. Oh and to be fair he is occasionally to be seen in slaughtered remakes of once classic Hollywood fillums.

I decided to have a stroll this evening to work off a good dinner and some beer.I set aaahhht (©B&WC 2020) in quite high spirits.

As soon as I stepped out I noticed my cunty neighbour’s bin was still blocking my drive (work at home forever types) so I had to shift it out of the way then when I get to the bottom of my street.

I saw a black family stood around admiring the new life sized back seat window sticker of the pope waving his blessings adorning their blacked out 4×4.

50 yards down I took a cut into one of two fields near me and took a sigh of relief. Then along comes two chavvy bints gassing yet glued to their phones with a Dachshund who makes a bee line straight for me.

With all animals I find usually find getting down close to their level helps with excitement or aggression. Once I heard the shrieking from the twats calling it back I had second thoughts and ended up getting nipped on the ankle.

“Soz Mista!” and they were off. Deciding to head straight home the next step was back round the loop and the Asian invasion had started. The second field adjacent to the first was now filled with Turbanators practising everything from stick combat to attempted footy. Not a white lad to be seen.

A solid hundred meters of parked up BMW X5&6’s, those shit Range Rovers that look half compacted and the obligatory yacht like Benz, turning the road into a one lane street with all the obligatory backlog of traffic.

I was whistling like a kettle when I got back. What’s the fucking point.

Nominated by: Ernst Stavro Cuntfeld

Claudia Winkleman, co-host of Strictly, definitely deserves a nomination.

She gets a pay rise from the BBC, taking her salary to £369,000, and 24 hours later she sends a round-robin email to BBC staff asking them to film themselves dancing for a ‘Dancing with our staff’ promotional video.

This has caused some fury among the none ridiculously overpaid staff, because many of them have just received redundancy notices. Wait…they get made redundant, and so called celebrities get pay rises, could there be a correlation?

Anyway, Winkleman has shown a level of self-unawareness that rivals Lineker. And for that reason, I formally nominate the annoying cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8739671/Claudia-Winkleman-sends-email-asking-BBC-staff-facing-redundancy-film-dance-video.html

I have concluded that Philip Schofield is a class A cunt of the highest order.

Not because he lied to his wife for 27 years while having probably multiple gay affairs behind her back, no but because he is an unscrupulous git with no morals or honor. What class of shitbird conducts business on another companies premises?

In the latest “webuyanycar” advert we see a car sales man about to close a deal on a car sale when up pops the little Schofield on the buyer’s shoulder to sell his services in the showroom of another business.

Right at the moment the sales guy was about to make a sale, a sale that would have earnt him a commission, money he could have used to buy food for his family, shoes for little Timmy, and maybe finally pay for his old mums long-awaited a hip transplant.

But No, fucking Schofield manages to find the time in his busy schedule of morning light entertainment and bumming men to swoop in like the shit bird that he is and ruin another man’s livelihood.

It is a shame the sales guy did not reach over, pluck the little shit off the customer’s shoulder, and twist his head off saying, “Sorry, there was some annoying little turd on you, but now it is gone”

Schofield, for conducting business on another mans property uninvited, you are a cunt of the highest order. Fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Spherical:Cunt 

Sociology is a cunt.

There are so many ‘experts’ around these days, usually from some third rate university, telling us how awful white people are and reeling off one dreadful study after another of tosh, bullshit and utter cuntery. White privilege?’ What a load of cunt. From which giant arse-mountain is this unquestioned shit-fountain spurting?

Well I think it’s probably sociology (‘social-science’), an invention of the left, whose insidious pseudo-science took a firm hold in our academic institutions back in the 60’s and whose malignant ideas have since metastasised inside every institution in the land, even central government, rendering them all paralysed when facing down sociology’s obvious idiocy.

Sociology, like a virus, apes genuine science in explaining how the world works and it’s so-called ‘evidence’ has spawned a billion bullshit claims which seem to be held more dearly now than genuine scientific data. Sociology has its own dodgy methods and more often than it should bases its findings on what people feel. So if something is felt by someone to a sociologist it becomes real, no matter how spurious or however motivated. Not only that, if someone feels something and it’s reported by a sociologist it also has to be true for everyone, just like a proper science would expect of its findings. But sociology’s findings are spurious like the emperor’s new clothes. They serve someone’s self-interest. Like white privilege. Or racism.

Very worryingly the increasing acceptance of sociological bullshit has brought in an era of moral-relativism where self-evident and obvious facts have been routinely denied a defence by those authorities who are responsible for them to the point where the firm bedrock of a once civilised and decent society has been eroded into a cloud of doubts. Truth is now nothing more than shouting the loudest while everyone else has to just suck up the nonsense.

Try telling the truth and see what happens. James Watson, DNA pioneer and Nobel Prize winner did just that and lost his job and reputation. Now he was a real scientist.
So to today. Only sociology could back up any of the following and it does with reams of papers to support:

I have a cock and balls and I am a woman.
I have a uterus and a cervix and I am a man.
I am biologically a man, I like to wear dresses and I demand to go to a women’s prison when I am convicted of a crime.
I am a black multi-millionaire, I am free to do as I like, but I am oppressed by white people.
I have lived my life as a free person all my life as have my family back to the time of my great-great-great-great grandparents and I am a direct victim of slavery which was first abolished by the nation in which I was born 200 years later.
I deny free speech to others and seek to persecute others for holding different opinions and they are the Nazis.
I say I believe in democracy but I refuse to allow an open debate on any subject when someone holds a contrary viewpoint and I act to stop others from hearing that viewpoint by seeking to ban them.
I practise a religion which is openly homophobic, misogynistic and racist and if you criticise me for that I will use equality laws against you to get you arrested for a hate-crime.
I am a victim of…..

The list could go on. Sociology is a cunt, sociologists are snake-oil selling cunts and the politicians who are supposed to represent us are cunts for lacking the backbone to confront this shit.

Nominated by: Zippy