Ewan McGregor is a certified cunt. Hopefully this cunting will be the third outing for this twat.

This talent-free, cheesy-grinning bellend has dined out on his Trainspotting role for over 20 years. In Star Wars he was more Wankthenobby than Wan Kenobi. But, of course this is not news, so what has actually elicited this cunting?

Well, Mr McGregor believes he is eminently qualified to give, to the little people (of course) like you and me, his supreme wisdom and why he believes it is now time for Scotland to break free from the shackles of the remainder of the UK.

The wee, muttering bollock McGregor explained, “We’re a very left-voting country, Scotland, and we’ve been under conservative rule for years.” (Say’s the man who currently lives in LA, and also lived in London, ENGLAND! – DA)

After looking at the map of areas that were voting leave, McGregor explained further, “I thought that’s it, you know. The Scottish people want to stay in the European Union and the English don’t.”

He is correct in what he states in terms of wholesale numbers i.e. 1.6m Scottish voted to remain, whilst just over 1m voted to leave the EU. What the map has to do with it is unclear. Many Scottish pro-independence, such as McGregor, believe that due to the Scottish surviving the lockdown, they can survive independence from the UK and pretty much anything thereafter.

Perhaps McGregor should temporarily remove his grinning head from his arsehole and consider a few minor details, such as:

1. How will Scotland fund itself following independence? The remainder of the UK will no longer fund Scotland, as currently under the generous Barnett Formula.
2. How will Scotland pay off its share of the UK debt?
3. What currency will Scotland use? The Bank of England is under no obligation to permit Scotland the use of the Pound Sterling.
4. How will the Scottish/English border be established and enforced? Why the fuck should the UK pay for this given it is Scotland that is pushing independance?
5. The deluded SNP seems to believe that it will be an easy path to re-joining the EU once it breaks away from the UK. That’s the teensy weensy detail that they fail to enlighten their supporters with. “Neh matter, anyhoos. Up the Braveheart and fuck the English – yay!”

McGregor is a fucking clueless lovey arsehole in the same vein as that senile, bald, dribbling old cunt, Connery who doesn’t even live in Scotland.

Piss off.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

(Will he give up his OBE if Scotland become independent from the UK? – DA)

A nomination for the barbaric savage who launched an attack on an NHS worker in Londonistab, details here:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/nhs-worker-knocked-out-and-stamped-on-after-moving-away-from-man-without-mask/ar-BB19ajlH?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

Now waiting for Ashley Banjo to arrange a dance sequence depicting it.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

(Amazingly the BBC also reported this, and actually described the attacker as a “tall black man”. The journalist was probably sacked soon after – DA)

Oh dear, how sad. It looks as though journalist and ‘commentator’ little Benjamin Butterworth has wet his bed again.

So who’s upset the wee leftie lamb this time? Why it’s poor old JK Rowling, who’s had the unbelievable temerity to include a character in her new ‘Strike’ novel who assumes the persona of a woman in order to commit murder.

Appearing on ‘Good Morning Britain’, the whey-faced wanker bleated ‘a lot of people, myself included, are incredibly worried about how this smears transexual people’. When host Susanna Reid pointed out to Blabbermouth (who, naturally, hadn’t read the book) that the character in question isn’t actually transexual, he mithered on about how there could be ‘confusion in people’s minds’, and how this will still be seen ‘as a way to debase (transexuals)’.

Christ on a bike, you little prick. Anyone would think that such a plot device has never been used in fiction before. Have you never seen ‘Psycho’? Or perhaps you think that the mere idea is bigoted, on the grounds that a transexual couldn’t possibly also be a criminal?

Anyway, the notion that this could somehow be used a means to ‘debase’ transexuals is really stretching things to the extreme; it’s yet more ‘woke’ whining by a paid-up member of the perpetually offended brigade. The reality is likely to be that the vast majority of people, if they even bother to consider the matter, simply won’t give a flying fuck.

You’re as limp as a week old lettuce. Stop simpering and let people enjoy a good read without getting on their case. And get a fucking life while you’re about it, you twat.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Lets have a whoops a daisy, suits you sir, Antipodean cunting.

‘A book shop has announced they will no longer stock JK Rowling novels and will “phase out” the copies of Harry Potter they currently have in store.

Rabble Books and Games in Maylands, Australia, (fuck knows) shared their bold decision in a post on social media on Tuesday.

They explained that this move was intended to help them become a “safer space” for the community.’

Bold decision. Not selling fucking knocked out fairy tales will certainly make things safer for the trannies. How dare the author have views that threaten the safety of the Les Dawson look a like community. Perhaps they should burn the books . ‘Phasing out’ these literary masterpieces sounds a little like profiteering from fascist oppression.

Where is sir Les Patterson when his country needs him?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8737407/Australian-bookstore-BANS-Harry-Potter-books-make-shop-safer-space-transgender-people.html