Now I know a lot of older cunters wont like this (especially Boss Admin. Tread carefully, MNC! – DA).
They grew up with “big John” as a cowboy hero.
But John Wayne couldnt act. He could only play John wayne!
Think he died of dry rot he was that fuckin wooden.
I like westerns, but more a Clint eastwood fan.
John Wayne, the Duke?..
The hell he is.
Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt
(Just so long as Boss Admin knows I had nothing to do with this – NA)
A bald headed cunting please for this slaphead windbag of an MP who has been a monumental failure at everything he has put his grubby hands on. But it seems Grayling could fall down Gaylord Adonis’s shitter and come up smelling like Alan Carr, since he has landed a £100,000 job for 7 hours a week:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-grayling-port-advising-role-100000-money-a4549271.html
Obviously the less time he spends “working” the less damage he can do (in theory) and I don’t have any issue with anybody earning (provided they REALLY “earn” it) whatever they can get, but how can this shit be worth that much money?.
It’s not what you know, but who you know……
(ain’t that the fucking truth – admin)
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
A Woe Is Me, R U Disrespectin’ Me, Man? cunting please for prima donna getaway car driver Lewis Hamilton.
Very fragile little ego, our Lewis has. It seems a former racing driver Jackie Stewart isn’t prepared to bend the knee, and this upsets young Lewis:
He should write to Mr & Mrs Hewitt so they can condole with him. His ego needs a boost.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
So I am 60+ year old who has just ordered, amongst other things, a shitty £4 window scrapper from Tool Station. I then get an email stating my order contains an “age restricted product” and I now need to send a copy of my driving licence or passport within 24 hours to some bollox email address or they won’t deliver it.
What a fucking nonsense. So I can send them a copy of my passport, or any other fuckers I find on the internet, they will then deliver the scrapper, irrespective of what spotty adolescent opens the door and takes receipt of it.
The fact I paid on credit card, for which you need to be 18, seems to be neither here nor there. What bell end fires off copies of his passport to fuck knows who, risking identity theft, for a £4 scrapper.
Now I know why they are called Tool Station, because they are a bunch of tools. CUNTS.
Nominated by: Sideline Sid
Well done to Cunty Cunti Council who correctly predicted the “Queen of Technicolour” Rhonda Fleming would be next to conk out.Fleming was 97 and died from aspiration pneumonia
On to Deadpool 177
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My nominations:
Sandra Day O’Connor
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies