MEPs

MEP’s deserve a nomination.

Demonstrating perfectly, why the UK was right to vote to leave that corrupt cesspit, MEP’s have been whinging because their £300 per DAY living allowance is being cut, because they’re not able to attend the EU parliament due to the Flu Manchu.

“IT’S NOT FAIR. WE’LL BE FORCED INTO PENURY” these selfish, out of touch, self-important twats are screaming. Well, no, motherfuckers, what’s not fair is that hundreds of thousands (with more to follow) of people across the EU have lost their jobs due to lockdowns.

What’s not fair, is that unimportant cunts like MEP’s even receive a £300 per day allowance, when they already receive a salary of around £100,000 per year. THAT is what isn’t fair.

Anyone going to shed a tear for these poor, hard done by Euro cunts? No? Oh well.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

28 thoughts on “MEPs

  1. Bunch of greedy cunts with their snouts in the trough.
    Turns my piss to steam.
    Oven the lot of ’em.

  2. MEPs all cunts, waste of money, once a month they uproot from Brussels to go to Strasbourg for one fucking day. Cost 120 million per year.
    MEPs cunts, wouldn’t pay them in washers, useless wankers.

    Fuck the EU

    • “Parliamentarians cost a total of € 781 million paid by 500 million EU citizens”

      Bollocks. There are only 10 net contributors so a large number are actually getting money, not paying for anything.

    • Well fuck me. 781 million euros just to pay for the cunts who work there, if I had any doubts about my decision to vote Leave that has just kicked them into the long grass.

      And yes, Alastair “the cunt” Campbell, I fucking well DID know what I was voting for.

  3. Greedy cunts, load them on to an old boat, tow it to the deepest part of the ocean and sink it with torpedoes!

  4. Same as our MPs, Lords and all the other cunts who “work” at the Palace of Westminster – they’ve all got their snouts in a few little troughs, and won’t give two shits about the state of the economy when we fall into the deepest recession in almost 100 years.

    They’ll all announce massive tax increases across the EU and the UK to pay for it all, but again it won’t affect them because they’ll just vote themselves another pay rise to cover any loss of income

    Fuckers!

  5. Fucking out of touch cunts. I’ve been struggling to make £300 a week since this bastard pandemic, for three months i made fuck all.

    These wankers need a one way ticket to Unkle Terry’s.

    • Must be nice to have no shame?
      To live at the expense of others hard work,
      To be able to sleep at night knowing your coffers have swollen for work you haven’t done,
      To hold your head high despite being a parasite?
      Not for me, or for most men,
      But plenty take to it,
      Like fleas to a dog.
      The old word for this type is p0nc£.

      • Precisely this.
        A gang of parasitic unaccountable wretches.
        Laughing all the way to the bank on a wave of bullshit and legal fraud.
        Every last one of them should be gassed.

  6. One of the most pointless organisations in the history of the world. The only thing it can do is pay the horde of cunts who are part of this debacle lots of dosh for fuck all.
    The death of a single tapeworm would cause a greater disturbance in the cosmic ether than the annihilation of the wankerty that is the European Parliament fuck them all.

  7. £100,000 per annum salary equates to approximately £274 per day.

    And they get a daily £300 “living allowance” on top of that?

    Not to mention £46,000 per year “office expenses”.

    Poor lambs.

    I couldn’t live on £574 a day plus expenses, could you?

    • But they have to listen to the rantings of Guy Verhofstadt, that’s enough to give anyone PTSD. No wait, they can go fuck themselves, B&WC™.

  8. I can’t stand this whining bunch of motherfuckers – always pretending moral goodness, but as corrupt as their masters, and every one of the cunts prepared to lick Barnier’s lavatory seat clean.

    The British bunch were the most vile of the lot – always waiting for Godot – in their case Blair, who, of course, never turned up.

  9. MEPs are the mouthpieces of evil, paid to be out of touch with reality Brexit should have meant we saw the last of them years ago. However, it seems not, thanks to our own corrupt representatives. Bloodsucking cunt scum.

  10. There was a programme about these cunts a while back. They dont seem to serve any purpose at all. When things come up in the parliament they are pushed through so fast that fuck all purpose is served by the ‘representatives’.
    The Tory MEPs were cunts.
    The Lib Dems were enlisting AC Grayling to defy the referendum.
    The Brexit lot just took the piss.
    No purpose whatsoever.

      • I’m praying for no deal, but I don’t trust that fucking blond haired cunt in No.10. I’m convinced he’s gonna sell us down the river one way or another. He is weak and U-turns on every single major issue and to top it off his whole family is infested with Remainers.

        Not good.

      • I’m praying for no deal, but I don’t trust that fucking blond haired cunt in No.10. I’m convinced he’s gonna sell us down the river one way or another. He is weak and U-turns on every single major issue and to top it off his whole family is infested with Remainers.

        Not good.

      • I agree with you.
        Johnson’s horse faced cunt of a fiancé is a staunch remainer so all she will have to do is shut her legs to the flip flopping twat and the Randy bastard will cave in.
        I am not calling Boris a cunt, because some cunts are useful.

  11. They do not fo anything, it I’d just a front to show democracy. All decisions made by the unelected ones. Still cunts.

  12. Great cunting QDM.
    Few years ago worked at a regional airport that the Kinnocks used on their very regular jaunts to / from Brussels.
    Talk about noses in the trough – father, mother, son and daughter – all milking the system, lording about like royalty, day after day.
    Used to make me heave. Cunts one and all!!

  13. If i was elected in that gaff. Id literally just fart down the mic and say this is about as serious as this goes. They shall not pass.

  14. In the mid-1990’s I was a member of the Conservative Party and helped organise a Saturday morning seminar in the constituency office on the EU. We wanted a MEP to speak to us so wrote to European Parliament for an unpaid volunteer. In my ignorance I didn’t think we would get one but we had at least 10 to choose from. Avery nice Greek chap turned up and talked to us for a couple of hours.
    We thought we should give him a present for turning up and settled on a bottle of blended scotch, which I thought was a bit mean. It was then explained to me, by our MP, that the bloke had bought his family over for a weekend shopping in a London, was staying at the Savoy and enjoyed a £200K a year lifestyle with all his expensives being met by the EU. Our MP envied him and had put his name in the hat to be a MEP. Very little work was involved. Hands up who could have named their MEP?

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