This ugly tart, who crawled to fame originally on one of those Saturday night low rent “talent” shows, is the epitome of a skank.

I think she made a record that stank almost as much as Margaret Beckett’s bloomers, and when her “singing” career ended somehow (and God knows how because she is hardly a looker) managed to become a sort of media talking head on some trashy daytime TV show. The tabloid press also love her, and she is hardly publicity shy – every threadbare mediocre detail of her sordid relationship with an ex actor, a Joey Essex wannabe gets prominence in their tawdry pages.

Anyway, today she has become a style icon, modelling her latest wardrobe from the eveningwear section of Primark:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13350481/stacey-solomon-pjs-slippers/

I wonder the outfit didn’t have her price list attached on a sandwich board.

It is sad to think that there are probably thousands of British schoolgirls who aspire to this trollops lifestyle – a monument to ugliness, talentlessness and the grace and poise of an obese elephant with Diane Abbott on it’s back.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

(..no, not those kinds of architects. Real ones! – DA)

Architects are cunts.

Builders can simply put up a house. Its easy. Architects think they are clever cunts when in actual fact they are just cunts, getting in the fucking way .

They are also prostitutes despoiling England for the last 80 years with their corrupt schemes.

We think Zimbabwe is corrupt. It has nothing on this country. I know the person who delivered the suitcase (it was that big) for the shard.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Why?

Well i was just doing an online shop at Tesco (because like a lot of cunters I detest the company of most humans unless friends or family) when a box of ‘6 SNOWFLAKE mince pies’ appeared in front of my binos.

‘Fuck me’ thinks yours truly. ‘M.K has now given the woke bastards their own range of treats’.

Well what can we say? The supermarkets now only advertise with various tanned hues and browning levels from the Human Toaster and now the woke brigade have their own box of pies.

Now I know it’s a tongue in cheek cunting, but it begs the question that if a true Snowflake objects to the term being used by Mr Kipling, in how many hours will the product be pulled from the shelves and remarketed as ‘non binary gender fluid holiday pies’?

Anyway, you can be assured the snowflake pies are nowhere to be seen in my trolley.

Cunts.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch

I’m so fucking sick of the woke cunts saying we need to know and respect everyone’s preferred pronouns. I was taught that humans born as boys go by he/him/his and girls as she/her/hers. Learned that 50+ years ago and it’s still valid today, god-damnit.

I just got an email message from my doctor’s office telling me that I had a new message on my patient portal. So I logged in and found the message that said “Save time at the doctor’s office by filling out the following questionnaire before you arrive for your appointment. This will help your care team prepare for your visit”. Sounds reasonable so I click on the Questionnaire and I get this:

http://www.imagebam.com/image/5191e51361971429 (Link is safe – DA)

Honest to God that was it – the whole questionnaire. Apparently, I had filled out a questionnaire a few months ago and declined to answer the above fucking cuntish question. So now I’m being harassed to give an answer.

Of course, I’m not going to answer. Just one look at me and there is no question that I’m a he/him/his; if you’re too stupid to figure that out you shouldn’t be working in my doctor’s office you stupid cunts!

When I check in at the doctor’s reception later this month I’m sure I’ll be red-flagged that I haven’t completed this vitally important woke questionnaire. So the receptionist will ask me the question about my preferred pronouns.

My question to fellow Cunters is this: I want to give her an answer that will never be forgotten by her or the fellow cunts in the doc’s office that she’ll tell about my answer. So what should my answer be?

Need your help. Thanks.

Nominated by: Boomer Cuntbuster

A nomination for Fascist Old Fart Of The Year for the senile, pissed YFront user Lord H, who has a spiffing wheeze for bringing Britain “back into line”. How does mini Adolf want to do that? – well, of course, Remainers should start a campaign “immediately” (if not sooner) to rejoin the EU:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1367748/brexit-news-lord-heseltine-european-union-scottish-independence-snp-vn

Why should they do that?. Well forgetting for the moment the personal gain old Micky Heseltine gets from the EU (several million each year in grants for his fucking private arbortorium (tree growing) – a vital component in our export drive, of course, it will ensure that Scotland stays part of the British Isles.

To be honest my response if Fuck off EU, fuck off Scotland (ditching them would mean they would have to be geneorous with their own money, not ours) and more importantly fuck off Heseltine, you disingenuous old cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs