are a cunts for cunts.
common isn’t it?
if your kids/ grandkids have a trampoline in the garden then they probably also have nits.
As well as screaming hey we’re chavvy as fuck
they’re dangerous.
100,000 accidents in A&E are tramp-o-line related.
I’m not arsed about that,
find it funny,
no, I’m concerned with how
‘council estate ‘ it is.
plant a tasteful flower bed
have a pond and water feature
show some taste.
Let little Teagan and Chardonnay burn off their ADHD in some state sponsored kids gym.
ps dont get me started on bouncy castles.
vulgar.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Some chavvy looking cunt in the block of flats next to me put a trampoline on the grassy area in front of their block for his cunty kid, who never used it. Five years later, it’s still there, covered in leaves and filth (the trampoline, not the kid). He also bought a mini motorised bike for the kid. It makes a racket like a swarm of angry hornets as the cunty kid rides it round and round the building. Little fucker.
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Makes you nostalgic for scarlet fever, typhoid, and those early ailments that thinned out a playground doesn’t it?
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just had some government alert about w
ildfires.
fuck off.
I’m not a pyromaniac.
or stupid enough to have a barbecue in a bone dry forest.
I’ve followed the Country Code all my life.
Tell your fuckin imports
your valuable goatherders.
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I’m high as a kite…thought a fucking millisile was about to hit Faifrord after all!
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You lucky bastard!
I once had toothache so bad, I was at the banging my head on the wall stage.
Partner said ” go and skin up ” this was the 70s. I did, and goodnight Vienna!
Today’s shit is so much too much. I want a good night’s sleep, not a trip into zombie world.
Any advice?
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Grow yer own, JP.
Grown organically and made into butter then granola, it’s more like weed mixed with morphine. No impurities, lots of natural pain relief. You just need one cheap full-spectrum LED lamp in a cupboard, a seed, some earth and coco coir and a bit of of perlite. Seeds are legal to buy.
Growing one plant is overlooked and piss-easy!
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I’ll have a go, but I’ve got legal morphine.
It’s just, that it’s so foggy, and the dreams are, well
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The BBq state alert, so what’s that about then Andy Burnham? Putin firing nukes, the Chinese guy decided to nuke cos he’s had a dodgy dog sandwich? Warning us about dusky rapey cannibal folk off dingies? Nope some fires in Wales started by twats, oh and I couldn’t read it as it was in fucking Welsh.
Plus it frightened the cat which the Chinese leader probably wants for his next sandwich.
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Never mind kids screaming just had a fucking government alert about bbq’s to my phone wtf
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I’m grateful to the Stalinists for telling me not to set fire to the countryside.
I have cancelled my festival of Petrol Fired Flamethrowers on the Ashdown Forest this evening forthwith. I’d have never have done it without Uncle Jo’s caring message to me
On the plus side, I haven’t received a message saying I shouldn’t sodomise old women in tesco who are buying half a pound of spam from the meat counter – i can tell you I am gonna have one hell of a Friday night!
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Deep sarcasm, Dave.
Well done, sound man.
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My health is fragile ATM, I nearly had apoplexy
Can I sue?
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I thought I’d disabled those alerts, I think it was during Covid, obviously I need to revisit that.
Well done, Tatlock. Around 4000 pensioners have just had a cardiac episode. You fucking cunt. That’ll help the NHS.
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start a fire to spite them Jp
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Bit fuckin late anyway.
weather’s cooling now.
rains on the way.
like shouting shut that gate!
when the bulls tossing picnicking in the air and trampling people on the lane
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That’s a fair comment, Mis.
Just sums up the “too little, too late ” attitude, doesn’t it.
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Have you seen the news reports of the poor bastards whose houses are burnt to the sodding ground.
Jeez, I’m just going out to Blue Badge soak my garden. Want a row? Bring it!
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Got another one on the wife’s phone disabled that now Andy Pandy is up to something
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Put the fear of God into them, they’ll soon toe the line.
No, sorry. That absolutely won’t work.
Fuck off, there’s a good dog.
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He’s a clueless prick
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https://youtu.be/uHwRyktPUMU?is=dHdTKDJezxoQnNWs
Cambridge professor Jason Arday found dead!!!
gutted.
I was gonna have him next Deadpool
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Well, doesn’t that speak volumes.
Poor sad Walt.
There’s a book in there
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Fuckin ell.
Presumably suicide.
No mention on the BBC website at the moment. They’ll be trying to work out how to blame it on the Far Right.
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Geordie@
that’s your nom fucked.
was looking forward to that as well..
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Disagree, I think we’re gonna have a lot of fucking fun with it!
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yes.
Billy Liar
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Bye!
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Arday dead – I am Morse and I claim my fiver!!
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Fuck off, you bastard MNC 😢
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O/T
I doubt anybody had the “Professor” on their DeadPool list:
https://metro.co.uk/2026/08/14/former-cambridge-university-academic-jason-arday-found-dead-home-29380575/
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He’s probably lying about being dead, W.C.B.
Just showing off.
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He’ll be resurrected in 3 days.
After all, this is a Friday.
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Like a Robertson’s would be up and about on a Monday!
Evening GT.
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At least we’ve had a little more chance to familiarise ourselves with 2026’s George Floyd, before the victimhood looting of clothes shops and off licences kicks off in due course. The “authorities” will evince the usual cowardly support for the brothers, but very few people will be getting behind a BLM sequel I suspect.
BBC will be getting out its finest rags to polish this particular turd in the meantime, get out your best hankies to wipe away those tears. Of laughter.
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Fuck me not more taking the fucking knee. That pic of twotier and rayner still makes me nauseous
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Be at the pearly gates now.
st Peter ” Mr Arday ?”
jason ” professor Arday MBE.
Olympic gold medalist and
lottery winner.”
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It reminds me of the moving story of one Abdul Patel who arrived at the pearly gates and was greeted by St Pete.
“Hello, I am Abdul Patel, I wish to come in please.”
St Pete looks him up and down.
“You a Christian are you?”
“Oh no, I am a Muslim, but I donated two thousand pounds to the church, I want to come in please.”
“Hang on a minute,” Pete says, “gotta speak to the governor.”
He disappears behind the gates for a while, comes back after a few minutes.
“There’s your two grand, fuck off.”
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Hopefully heaven is an all-white affair, MNC.
Imagine heaven sullied by KFC’s, curry houses, tirkish barbers and chınkıes? 🤮
What would your personal heaven be like?
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just me and the dog.
cold,
grey skies, streams an woods,
an a pork pie in me pocket.
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I guess honky heaven could contain a few token darkıes…contained safely in some sort of celestial zoo where you’re allowed to take poorly-aimed potshots at the inhabitants with a crossbow.
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Our local vet fucked off about 2 years ago, and now we, or rather my Lasses, have to travel miles by car, instead of parking on my drive and walking the babe up
Imagine our surprise, this afternoon, as we set off to Morrisons, to see a new sign ” King Vape ” outside.
We already have 3 “Turkish” barbers, and a nail bar, and now a fucking vape shop?
Like our newsagents doesn’t sell them, or the Co-op. FFS.
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Not to worry, Mr Burnhamblairstarmerfurher will recover the Great British High Street..!
He will fill it with THIRD WORLD DINGHY FILTH..!
THEY HATE YOU…!!!
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The shits going to hit the fan now..☠️
BBC News – Ex-Cambridge professor at centre of plagiarism row found dead
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j1ye6n30no
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Is it coz I’m black..?
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If he topped himself with drugs of some sort, hopefully it emerges that they were supplied by one of his fellow primates.
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I want to see a body!
We don’t want another Lord Lucan situation where he is living as an ageing hippy in Goa.
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Or perhaps he was being fellated by Sasha Jonson and an involuntary spasm in her lifeless skull caused her to sever his black mambo and he bled to death?
Just trying to pay suitable respects of course.
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Reminds me of another well known historical event, when a gentleman was in the hospital waiting for news of his critically ill wife.
The doctor finally approaches him.
“Mr Harrison?”
“Yeah that’s me.”
“Mr Harrison, I’m so sorry but it doesn’t look good. Your wife has had multiple cardiac arrests and looks certain to not pull through.”
“Oh no doc, that’s terrible, terrible…”
“Well, there is one possibility Mr Harrison.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Well, it’s just that…well, when we were resuscitating your wife with the electrodes, we noticed an abnormal response in her mound of Venus. Now, don’t misunderstand me Mr Harrison, we appreciate this is a very difficult time, but we thought that, well, perhaps, if you were to have oral sex with your wife, then maybe, just maybe, that might be enough to bring her back to life.”
“Leave off,” he said, “I’m not doing that in front of you lot.”
“Oh no no no no, Mr Harrison, you misunderstand me, I’m not talking about us watching it, we would pull a screen around you to give you complete privacy, and we would observe the situation on your wife’s heart monitor.”
“Well…ok then.”
So they set it all up, get the screens all sorted, he gets on with the business. The doctors are all huddled round watching the monitor: “Ping! Ping! Ping!” When suddenly a flatline “dooooooooooooooooooooooooooor”
The doctor rushes behind the screen.
“Mr Harrison, Mr Harrison, what’s happened!!”
He looks up at them indignantly.
“What’s ‘appened? Bleeding doctors! Bleeding oral sex!…I’m no expert but I think she choked to death.”
Cheers Jason, you’ve rekindled a lot of fucking fond memories this evening.
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Sometimes, god does spoil us
💒
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@doc.. have they verified it 😩..
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I knew he was a bullshitter when he said he’d taught at Howard’s and st Trinians.
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HogWarts.
wish this fuckin phone would top itself.
the daft fucker
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It’ll be our fault because he had mental issues and needed help
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Admission of guilt.
how i see it.
cheating, lying,
all about to come out.
he couldn’t face it.
so.mardarse as well.
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He should of brazened it out.
yeah yeah, you got me.
laugh it off.
can I keep the lanyard?
everyone would of just thought
you cheeky fucker!
then forgotten it.
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Ideal candidate for, I’m a celebrity get me out of here “..!
Should have hung in there..!
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Well he’s definitely non verbal now.
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“Who knows what dreams might come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil”
If only Mandy had the guts, the heroin or the rope,…..
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You have to feel sympathy for his family.
He did have a family?
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yes.
archduke arday his dad
Countess arday his mum
Bubbles Arday little brother
Tonika arday his sister and first black female astronaut
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Bet Andy Burnham is pissed off.
He was about to hire him as his new No 10 North spin doctor.
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Ran x number of miles with a broken leg.
Fuck me, Walt. If course you did
I’m sorry for his family, but that’s exactly the behavior I’d expect from a total fantasist.
Unable to sustain the fantasy?
Top yourself.
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Become a “victim”…!
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I suppose he was concerned about his future. Sad to think that he probably never read the letter Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited sent him on Thursday offering him a job as fluffer, enema supervisor and Lisa Nandy’s personal makeup artist. He would have had the honour and pleasure of applying Lisa’s nipple rouge – very much a two handed job. It might have given him something to live for. I might offer it to David Lammy now,
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Nipple rouge? It would be like painting Scammel wheel rims
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Those cunts at Cambridge who hired Mr Arday without fully checking his credentials.
HAVE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS TONIGHT..☠️
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They only hired him as a caretaker.
He turned up first day in a mortarboard and gown.
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I had literally just come to the same realisation.
He was a grifter and an idiot.
The real cunts are the fart-sniffing cunts of the “intellectual elite”.
They are the real enemy here – he was just doing what any dickhead given a free pass to rip everyone off would do.
You can almost feel the smug satisfaction with which the Vice President of Cambridge University gave her shocked response to the news, the heat on her back easing off and the opportunity to canonise St Jason of Arday coalescing in her diseased leftist brain. Wouldn’t be surprised if she had made a few phone calls last night to the same taxi company favoured by Diana to help Prof Arday home.
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Hopefully along with Mr Arday:
DEI is dead…☠️
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And, I bet that the ‘path’ to his ‘professor’ status was made as quick and as easy as possible for the cunt.
I ‘ve seen it. Special treatment., special rules, exams and courses made so easy that a child could do them. Believe me, this happens and has done since the late 90s and Satan Blair.
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BBC news, already Mr Arday is described as a ” victim “…!
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Anyone have him in the deadpool at all?
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Already described as a victim? He’d had a memorial slab engraved with this detail before he popped the paracetamols. Nice gold border and inset with a portrait of him with a big white beard and halo seated on a cloud-suspended throne just a bit higher than that Jesus fellow.
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Just carve Jason Arday Bullshitter and Walter Mitty.
Dropped date Snuffed date
Oh dear how sad never mind.
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Not only have the wokerati, regime intelligentsia killed Jason Arday, who should never have been given the fame and attention he received (should have been in a mental asylum), but they are also trying convince us all that man made fires are caused by 38C air temperatures. They are gas lighting, demented, far left filth who need to be exterminated. Before they plunge us all any further into the depths of Hell. That deafening emergency alert I received on my phone was a fucking outrage. I have my phone permanently on mute but they could smash through my peace and quiet like that with their lies. Fuck off and die you revolting freaks.
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I’m very freaked out.
The fucking government have “ALL” our phone numbers..!
Mine is going in the bin, I’m going back to the seventies, fuck em..!
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Well, those cunts at Virgin Media gave us a dead man’s number.
Every so often – and for years – Me or the Mrs will get landline calls asking for a ‘Mr Francis Howard’.
Whether it’s the late ‘Titter ye not’ comedian, we don’t know.
But, we still get the odd call asking for this bloke. When he has never lived at our address.
So, if you’re with Virgin and want a new landline number, think on. The cunts will give you some dead fucker’s old number.
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I’m on O2’s network Norman. Number they gave me a few years ago I get regular calls, parts in English, parts in Chinese. They are threatening and intimidating saying there is a problem with my visa or it has expired and I must contact the embassy immediately or the immigration department will be round to arrest me. I don’t engage, I just lay the phone down and leave them threatening the air until they get bored. Obviously they’re trying to get their hooks into some poor bastard who doesn’t think the right way.
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I don’t receive these government calls though, never did. small mercies.
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Imagine two of the fucking phones going off at once. Cunts.
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BBC News night… 😭😭😭😭😭
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Doc for fucks sake – it’s television for the cunts who’d already decided he was better than caviar flavoured Johnnies.
Very fucking few real people will give a shit. This fairground ride is grinding to a halt.
(Had a few, so hope this makes sense the morning)
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Narcissism to the end, choosing the ultimate way to keep himself in the news.
Fed up of seeing his face that disconcertingly looks like bumcheeks, aptly enough with a hole spewing shit.
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The very fact that this effort was a professor at Cambridge is conclusive proof beyond doubt that this country is both fucked up and finsished.
I personally am just sick of seeing his attention seeking mug.
Also, cue a Chicken Floyd George type wave of ‘grief’ and ‘tributes’ from a legion of cunts. As sure as shit is shat.
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Mental health rearing it’s head again. I suffer from mental health issues but I don’t claim to run a marathon with a broken leg, accept a job as a professor of whatever at Cambridge, how did he do his GCSEs if he couldn’t read and write till he was 18.
Those communist cunts at Cambridge should be fucking ashamed.
in a strange way he was a victim of woke
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