are a cunts for cunts.
common isn’t it?
if your kids/ grandkids have a trampoline in the garden then they probably also have nits.
As well as screaming hey we’re chavvy as fuck
they’re dangerous.
100,000 accidents in A&E are tramp-o-line related.
I’m not arsed about that,
find it funny,
no, I’m concerned with how
‘council estate ‘ it is.
plant a tasteful flower bed
have a pond and water feature
show some taste.
Let little Teagan and Chardonnay burn off their ADHD in some state sponsored kids gym.
ps dont get me started on bouncy castles.
vulgar.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Makes you nostalgic for scarlet fever, typhoid, and those early ailments that thinned out a playground doesn’t it?
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just had some government alert about w
ildfires.
fuck off.
I’m not a pyromaniac.
or stupid enough to have a barbecue in a bone dry forest.
I’ve followed the Country Code all my life.
Tell your fuckin imports
your valuable goatherders.
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I’m high as a kite…thought a fucking millisile was about to hit Faifrord after all!
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You lucky bastard!
I once had toothache so bad, I was at the banging my head on the wall stage.
Partner said ” go and skin up ” this was the 70s. I did, and goodnight Vienna!
Today’s shit is so much too much. I want a good night’s sleep, not a trip into zombie world.
Any advice?
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Grow yer own, JP.
Grown organically and made into butter then granola, it’s more like weed mixed with morphine. No impurities, lots of natural pain relief. You just need one cheap full-spectrum LED lamp in a cupboard, a seed, some earth and coco coir and a bit of of perlite. Seeds are legal to buy.
Growing one plant is overlooked and piss-easy!
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I’ll have a go, but I’ve got legal morphine.
It’s just, that it’s so foggy, and the dreams are, well
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Never mind kids screaming just had a fucking government alert about bbq’s to my phone wtf
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I’m grateful to the Stalinists for telling me not to set fire to the countryside.
I have cancelled my festival of Petrol Fired Flamethrowers on the Ashdown Forest this evening forthwith. I’d have never have done it without Uncle Jo’s caring message to me
On the plus side, I haven’t received a message saying I shouldn’t sodomise old women in tesco who are buying half a pound of spam from the meat counter – i can tell you I am gonna have one hell of a Friday night!
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Deep sarcasm, Dave.
Well done, sound man.
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My health is fragile ATM, I nearly had apoplexy
Can I sue?
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I thought I’d disabled those alerts, I think it was during Covid, obviously I need to revisit that.
Well done, Tatlock. Around 4000 pensioners have just had a cardiac episode. You fucking cunt. That’ll help the NHS.
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start a fire to spite them Jp
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Bit fuckin late anyway.
weather’s cooling now.
rains on the way.
like shouting shut that gate!
when the bulls tossing picnicking in the air and trampling people on the lane
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That’s a fair comment, Mis.
Just sums up the “too little, too late ” attitude, doesn’t it.
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Have you seen the news reports of the poor bastards whose houses are burnt to the sodding ground.
Jeez, I’m just going out to Blue Badge soak my garden. Want a row? Bring it!
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