A “These-You-Have-Loved”, hit of yesteryear, “whatever happened to///?” cunting please for golden oldie Welsh windbag Neil Kinnock, former Labour leader (failed), EU bottom feeder and wild eyed buffoon.

Just in case you thought he was dead (I certainly did! – DA), just to show a few organs are still working, he got out a crayon this week to write a piece for The Guardian, to save you having to read that expensive bog paper, here it is digested by Yahoo:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/neil-kinnock-backing-brexit-deal-144213454.html

Even Blair has admitted it would be stupid to try to rejoin, apropos Heseltine’s senile idea this week, but Kinnock, like Gaylords Adonis & Mandy just can’t let it go – after all, he, his raddled old wife and bald cretinous son have all done very well out of the EU – far better than most of us. Self serving motherfucker.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Must be a Dead Pool favourite surely! – DA)

BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Yeah, I’m nominating it now. Let’s face it, we all know that this is going to be nothing more than three hours of various boring, woke, sporting nobodies telling us how absolutely awesome they are, showing their identity politics and virtue signalling, before Lewis Hamilton wins the award. And a less deserving sack of shit there is not. He’s spent the entire year bending the knee, forcing other, soft cunt, drivers to take knee, and issuing veiled threats to the few drivers who refused to take the knee. Then there’s the “I’m nothing more than a slave” interview he did, while wearing a huge chain with a padlock on it around his neck, while wearing Mercedes branded merchandise, a company that actually did use slave labour during the second world war. But wait, those slaves were white, so, y’know, they don’t count. I won’t even get into his climate hypocrisy.

On a happier note, Tyson Fury has told the producers to go fuck themselves, and he won’t be appearing. I’m starting to like this guy.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Zam Zam Ture is worthy of a nom. Her child was killed in a tragic accident (drowning – NA). Is she having it ? Not on your nelly. Cue a familiar scenario ….. Somalian immo. possible compo, ‘institutional racism’ and ever helpful lawyers.
She’s not letting this lie.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55187467
Verdict ….. Cunt.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

And Ruff Tuff Creampuff made a splash with this:
(See what I did there? – NA)

“In the aftermath of the 12-year-old’s death, more than a million people signed a petition about the case, calling for ‘justice for Shukri’ and thousands of people attended events marking the anniversary of her death.”

This Country Is Finished.

3 reasons: Firstly, Peloton seems to be one of those words where more letters are used than absolutely necessary. Peloton is just a 7 letter word for Cunt. Secondly, according to advertisments and telly land, Peloton can only be used by darker hue types. Thirdly, it’s an overpriced fad for gullible cunts. Enough said.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùminYaSnatch

And seconded by W. C. Boggs

Seconded BDCYS: Mind you the brainless dark key ladies and bearded blokes, artisans no doubt who the advert use are probably the type with more money than sense – the sort who believe The Archers is a real place a real farm and real people. Viewers taken in by the glycerine liberally sprinkled over the pansies and tarts, thinking it is real sweat are so dense they deserve to be taken to the cleaners.

A newspeak cunting for the world of the media and the way they describe events and things.

We have had the ‘new normal’ to describe the way we will live our lives for the foreseeable future, it varies from lockdown to post apocalyptic Covid 19.
Now they are delving into hospitality, more specifically pubs. Rather than say pubs that serve drinks and a packet of crisps, ie a pub, they are now ‘Wet Pubs’.

For fuck sake, a Pub is Pub, by definition it serves drinks and usually not with a fucking river running through it (That one in York seem to be wet from time to time).
If a Pub that serves drinks is a ‘Wet Pub’ what is Pub that serves drinks and meals ‘Wet and fucking Dry’

Total bollocks, the more the media use it the more the fucking dickheads who are interviewed use it.

Media Newspeak are Cunts!

Nominated by: Sick of it