Blame it on Brexit

Remember ‘Blame it on the boogie’ by the Jacksons? Well now we have ‘Blame it on the Brexit’.

Post triggering of Article 50 we have a surge in hate crimes against Brexit. All over Europe anti-Brexit feeling has boiled over to vitriolic hate and it has even been linked to climate change by Al Bore.

Everyone in the MSM, zleb land and tired old, has been, cunt politicians and their slippery advisors have been turbo charged into mass Brexit hysteria.

Only at the weekend we heard of Spain being giving rights to block Gibraltar leaving the E.U.  This is an obvious distraction technique whistled up by the Pavlovian dogs of the E.U management aka ‘International Socialist Party’  – sounds like a name Adolf would have been proud of – to weigh down the Brexit negotiations. Also, Alastair Scumball, a man usually depressed, became manic depressed on national TV,  as he suffered a psychotic episode with Nigel of the Farage. Scumball really should keep taking the meds but seriously up the dosage.

Then, a young Kurdish asylum seeker is given a serious beating by ‘racist pro-Brexit scum’.  The MSM were quick to blame Brexit as the cause of this hate crime, before anything was known about it’s perpetrators.

Lard arse M.P,  Dining About – On Fried Chicken,  even stated there is ‘widespread’  hate crime occurring against foreigners, as if it is an everyday occurrence. So, the knee jerk reaction to this crime was that evil white, ‘scum’ put this teenager in intensive care.

Err….hold the front page ……it would seem not. Instead, we have black yoof from the local boozer – a hangout for Zambians – who would seem to be responsible. The mug shots of three more people the police are looking for are clearly black. Whoops…..

So with this new information, is this a hate crime or not?  Does it change with the colour of the perpetrators?  It shouldn’t do, should it? Yet, the MSM have feverishly diluted this story, now the colour of the attackers is known. We are of course waiting for an apology from Dining About, once she has finished eating. There is a chance she is feeling embarrassed at jumping the gun and getting it wrong. Although, since she is a serial offender in the long running drama of playing the victim, we may have a long wait.

The best of the worst, from Ms About, was sending her son  to a private school while talking up the wonderful state school system and simultaneously slagging off the private school system. Hardly, principled behaviour from a politician. So we strongly recommend she stick with what she is good at….eating….and leave politics and social commentary to some other ‘experts’. Hypocrisy always leaves a bad taste in the mouth, unlike fried chicken it would seem.

The biggest hate crime of the moment seems to be against Brexit and Brexiteers. Will anyone be charged? Maybe the police would like to investigate?  Of course not, Brexit is not a person and neither it seems are Brexiteers to the likes of the MSM, politicians and the mouthy zlebs.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Theresa May [4]

Maggie May - or may not...

Maggie May – or may not…

So the Tory tossers thought they would get another Margaret Thatcher as leader by electing the old dobbin in kitten heels, Theresa May. No chance cunters. She don’t look a like leader, she don’t talk like a leader and by God she don’t walk like a leader. Exploded in embarrassment the other night as the old round shouldered tart teetered orn her kitten heels following her belly doine the corridors orf Brussels. This is supposed to be an ambassador for British fashion? Fuck me.

Supposed to be there to put the British point orf view re fucking orf and the Euro Cunts refused to talk and gave her fifteen minutes at one am after a long dinner and piss-up. Orn top orf that indignity before the bash even started the Euro Cunts, odious froggie dwarf Holland, shite pants Schultz and garlic arsed Tusk (pronounced Toooosk cunts) went oit orf their way to tell her to fuck orf in front orf the BBC News cameras. Even some Lithuanian slapper in a Myra Hindley syrup had a go.

Bugger me. Would Mrs T have stood for that? No fan orf the lady but she did have a nice line in putting Johnny Foreigner in his place. She pulled orf a take no prisoners re-negotiation.
Orf course the continentals have always despised Her Majesty’s Sovereign Realm but we did have armed forces to keep them polite. All gorn to some dodgy scrapyard in India now but we do have a few aging nukes left. Lets drop ‘em orn the EU while they are still in date and we can yet afford a few gallons orf fuel.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

The EU Army


Can I cunt the creation of a huge new German, sorry, I mean EU army?

What you will have with an EU army, if you get to the bones of it, is an army with the combined military power of Italy, France and Germany, to name the main players but including 20 odd others extra.

It is not needed due to NATO, so you have to look at why the cunts want it.

The Germans rule the eu.
The Germans will be in control of this army.
It will be an enormous structure to rival the US military in time.
It will have laws enabling its deployment at short notice, or it would be useless.

So what you have in essence is a huge military force in Central Europe, controlled by the Germans and yet under an EU flag and so isn’t answerable to German Parliament. This can be deployed by unelected EU officials on paper, so the people have no control.

By Germany having financial control over the EU, they now have bought the loyalty of the rest of the EU. They have conquered Europe by financial means.

The EU would like to expand fully into Russian territory. Hence the mess in Ukraine.

Germany-expanding into Russia.
Ring any bells?
Take your seats for round 3.

Just think about the republic army in the shit 2000’s Star Wars trilogy. Turned into storm troopers didn’t they?

That’s the EU.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Jean-Claude Juncker

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Jean-Claude Juncker is a cunt! President of the European Commission Jean-Claude Juncker has been accused of intimidation for warning British voters that “deserters will not be welcomed with open arms”. Sounds like intimidation to me too…

Now, however, he has used an interview with the French newspaper Le Monde to offer stark views on the matter, saying: “If the British leave Europe, people will have to face the consequences.” Hmm sounds like a threat and the strength of the comments are all the more surprising given the fact that to date the European Commission has been careful not to undermine the UK referendum campaign.

Once again we see that the EU is held together only by blackmail, bribery, manipulation and threats. Well Done Juncker you goat fucking bellend!

Nominated by: TitSlapper

The EU Referendum


The EU referendum deserves a good cunting.

Much like the Scottish referendum, the result has already been decided, of course the public will vote to stay in the EU.

Democracy is a fucking load of shit, the illusion of choice but the decision is already decided.
There is no way in hell Britain will be ALLOWED to get out of the EU, it is all part of the step to world governance (EU under the guise of free trade, NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement etc)

If the EU referendum vote turns out to be NO I will insert a pineapple in my arse and film it for isacunt whilst Mrs Boaby shits on my face!

Nominated by: Boaby