are a cunt.
Speaks for itself, really. I just spotted it for the 2nd time in a short while … and as per link rule am attaching the story, though NOT to belittle the dead woman… who was described as Sergeant so & so in the opening sentence in the link ; but died NOT ever having been referred to as ‘Sergeant’ while alive. So, what’s the point?
‘What a lovely gesture’, some cunts might proffer.
What a twee, easily distracted species, I’d counter.
Reading between the lines of the account of how she came to be ex-alive, I suspect there may not very much of ‘The Sarge’ in the pine box.
So this promotion, then. Just a variation of using ‘passed away’ in lieu of ‘dead’ so everyone involved feels a little better? .. Like how what used to be called ‘death notices’ in local papers are now called ‘family notices’.
Keys-jangling for the lesser-thinking?
Anyways. Surely this nommed behaviour is only an army thing. Wouldn’t it look silly if some assistant manager at a McDonalds choked to death on a Big Mac, and they posthumously promoted him or her to ‘manager’ before the funeral?
Odd.
Nominated by Cuntemall.
A mere Staff Sergeant?
Pfffft.
Jason Arday will be promoted to Emeritus Professor Field Marshall by the end of the month.
He was on the cusp of inventing a perpetual motion machine, solving nuclear fusion and discovering the answer to the ultimate human query:
Why is it that, no matter what you do, where you do it or what time of day you do it, why is there always, without exception, some pathetic dawdling spastic getting in your fucking way?
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Morning Thomas.
Great minds !!
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Ho ho, I figured many cunters will get in quick with this Arday fellow; like a selfish jerk, I wanted to be the first!
Morning Jack…are you and Ethel doing anything fun this weekend?
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I’m doing some work on the Luxury Motorhome and Ethel is getting in the way Thomas 😁
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Does it work both ways, posthumous demotion? On the basis of his wiki page, he lied through the large gaps on his teeth to acquire professor status and claimed a fair few tenures as visiting professor at several universities on his way up the professorial ladder, all universities he claimed he was involved with denied all knowledge of him.
Along with many other tall tales he told, quite funny reading.
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They’ll probably give one to that University Professor that’s just croaked.
‘ Taken too soon. Would have been a black Einstein in another six months ‘
Good morning.
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Tributes are pouring in, according to the BBC.
Really?
Who would want to pay tribute to a chancing con merchant, alive or dead?
There wasn’t much in the way of tributes to Robert Maxwell.
What’s the difference?
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What’s the difference?
Skin colour.
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Does the posthumously promotion come with a bigger pension or life insurance payout.. if not its just lip service..
Jason Arday has been posthumously promoted to black jesus. Tough luck stephen Lawrence..
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Morning Baz.
You’re thinking along the same lines too.
Spooky !
Isn’t it ?
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Morning jack.. the leftie outrage on Twitter is delicious today..
All us right wing, white supremacists killed the poor misunderstood fella..
You just know the premier league will be taking a knee for him..
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@bz… Oh happy days 🎶….the saliva will be full of acid (more than the usual variety) for the dirty fascist,waaaycist, privileged whitey faaaaaar right bigots 🤣…come on in the waters boiling 😩
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Sootıes can pay a bigger lip service than other races.
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I suspect it will be a big funeral. Local businesses in the vicinity should start boarding-up now, to be safe.
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Has Jason taken out DEI as well? Bring back meritocracy instead. Have the simians chimped out yet?
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I’m looking forward to Bliar being promoted posthumously to Satan.
And sidekick Campbell being promoted posthepatically to Satan’s Little Helper.
They’re both dragging it out though. The wait is becoming tiresome.
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I wonder if Campbell’s still on the sauce Geodie?
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Arday College, Cambridge (formerly Jesus College) is running a posthumous promotion on Sociology degrees – buy one get one free.
Open only to deaf, blind, mute, illiterate simians and Sasha Johnson.
And for another £50,000, the Chair of an invented Social Studies non-subject.
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Those positions are already taken, GT.
For lest we not forget Peter Mandelson, Mandy, is the Prince of Darkness and Cliff Richard, The Antichrist.
𐕣⛤𓃵
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@ADMINS, how about promoting our esteemed cunters` most cunted cunt of all cunts cunted to the Most Labial Order of Cuntitude – I refer, of course to Sir Queer Charmer; soon, no doubt, to be elevated to the Upper Chamber via his very own `honours` list.
🏅
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So is Jason Arday the new Pope?
Grand Poobah?
Education Secretary?
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Pope? He’s now special advisor to the Almighty telling him where he went wrong on Creation 1 so that after Judgement day he doesn’t make the same mistakes on Creation 2.
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Apparently, you can`t say 🆀🆄🅴🅴🆁 without ending up in moderation.
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Poofter will be enough.
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I moderate my language with ARSE BANDIT.
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“He takes his peas minted”.
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None of my business to know. It should be kept to families only. Especially if they are cunts.
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I note race baiter supremo Suckdick Khan is asserting the dreadlocked gurning plagiarist cunt was the subject of vicious media savagery that he would not have experienced had he been white.
Couldn’t agree more. Had he been white he’d have had to have got into the role through merit, so there would have been nothing for the media to savage him over.
Sorry for O/T – the noms today are gonna suffer I suspect. Perhaps admin might consider bringing forward Geordie’s Arday nom so we can properly get it out of our system?
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It’s in Admin’s gift Dave, but I have to say I’m looking forward to it.
Not because it’s mine – frankly the nom wrote itself.
No, it’s because I see on the horizon more piss taking than when Oliver Reed had to have surgery for acute urinary retention.
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Well the Lord Mayor of the Caliphate of Londonistan looks like he’s been dead for 6 months and Two Tier promoted the cunt.
Still not too busy erasing the indigenous population of the capital to “tweet” about the exam cheat and pretend swot that decided to roll a seven.
Festering cunts.
Oven.
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Is Professor Van Helsing on standby for when Khan rolls a seven? He can stake him and make sure the cunt does not arise from the grave every night.
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Wrap the little goblin in Tesco Value bacon.
Job done.
!! other supermarkets are available but they are all cunts !!
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I think the best posthumous promotion, would be to have dug the grave 12 feet deep.
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To be fair, you could have some fun with this posthumous promotion lark, especially if you chose a title way beyond that person’s capabilities.
Wing commander Colin McRae, for example.
Or Tony Blair, Middle East Peace Envoy.
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Hang on.
Isn’t that last one a reality?
Or at least it is in his head.
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No, the EU did make him middle east peace envoy, but his ego wouldn’t let him see it for the obvious piss take it was
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They used a special needs person with obvious mental health issues for his skin colour, knowing that he wasn’t suited to the position they had given him. They were not interested in the person, only in using him as part of a grotesque publicity and box ticking stunt.
People were bound to question it. That the likes of Suqdiq Khan criticises the attention he received only doubles down on the original evil. That such a low IQ piece of shit is in the House of Lords, despite being an aggravating and useless (to Britain) Pakistani, possibly makes this feel quite personal to him?
The usual narcissism then that is nakedly displayed by most of the coloureds who are undeservedly promoted in our loony left society. The Jason Arday pattern has been going on for years and decades; it was just an even more ridiculous case that blew up in the faces of those involved. Truly a shining example of an advanced nation transforming into a third world cesspit.
This isn’t to excuse Arday incidentally, whose life of lies and fantasies caught up with him. Really just another case of: why was he here in England to begin with? Why are any of them here? For themselves and that is all. The country gets worse and worse and worse in practically every respect apart from functioning and appearing more like a foreign one, which is supposedly a good thing.
Or maybe I’ve got this all wrong and JA, who really was an unappreciated gift to humanity, has died for our sins and can now, posthumously, be identified as the son of God?
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The son of Milli Vanilli.
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Or David Lammy, promoted beyond his obvious lack of intelligence..!
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Flipping burgers would be an intellectual bridge too far for that cunt.
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When i cark it, can I be posthumously made cunter of the millennium.. and have my avatar permanently pinned to this website..
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It’s not just fake professor chocolate drops who can invent their achievements.
I just went for a 45 minute run, covered 28 miles (with two broken legs) and arrived back 10 minutes before I left.
Some sort of record, surely?
Wait until Norris McWhirter hears about this!
I’ll probably get a long-overdue knighthood.
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I think ‘doing an Arday’ will become mainstream pretty quickly, Cunt Engine.
All those Chuck Norris memes like building the hospital he was born in don’t seem so outrageous now.
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Just read JP’s nom from yesterday. As requested no sympathy here but keep fighting you old bastard.
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The worst thing LL, is that I’ve had to re-home my little dog. I just couldn’t give him the care and attention he deserved.
I know he’s in a lovely home, with other small dogs for company. I get updates and photos, so I know he’s living the life of Riley, but my house feels so empty.
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I prefer people who admit being 24 carat gold cunts.
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A lot of subhumous promotions going on in this country.
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Cleft lip has called the profs demise a tragedy and asked for a ‘moment of reflection’
Saint bullshitter about to be knighted, posthumously of course… unless he performs a proper miracle 🧟…😩
Westminster abbey on standby for a state funeral with a cortege of 650 m.p.’s as fellow 🐂💩s 👍
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I have it on good authority that Professor Ardays death was accidental, not suicide.
Apparently, he was attempting to beat the world record of how many sleeping pills a person can swallow in three minutes. He was just poised to dial the nines and tell them he had just swallowed 167 tablets, when the National Alert sounded on his mobile.
Startled, his mobile flew out of the open window and landed on the gravel path below. Sadly , before he could retrieve it to make his call, the sleeping pills took effect with the inevitable tragic result.
This report has been bought to you by Walter Mitty Productions.
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He was murdered, but decided to take the credit anyway.
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To be honest, Barry, I did wonder if the Friends of Cambridge University might have had a hand in there.
What better way of removing an embarrassment?
This comment was bought to you by WalterMittyConspiracyTheories, com.
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Well, look on the bright side with this Aday cunt…
At least we now know that the other one in Milli Vanilli is now dead.
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I’ll stop now. Got my coat on.
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I’m sure Angel Romperstomp was thrilled with her promotion.
keep it up luv, you might end up at General.
yanks for you.
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If she served, she gets my vote.
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I see andy tatlock, was in cornwall today, cosplaying as a friend to the farmers.
Shame no one dropped a dead cow on him, cock piss burnham..
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Once the C of E dumps a few hundred million into reparations for blek ghosts of nobody has a fucking clue about then shortly thereafter the Dead Professor of Lies will be transformed into the Archbishop of Cantercuntery.
Praise be.
Arise Richard the Lionheart and free us of these slimy cunts.
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