This is a strange one I admit, but as some cunters already know, I do like a good crime documentary. The psychology of the killer and the cops trying to catch the cunt. Macabre for some, but fuck off I like watching such shite.

Anyway, I’ve been noticing a trend in a few documentaries in recent times.

It seems quite a few serial killers are gays. Coincidence? I’d need to see stats, but they’re hard to find. They do seem to be overrepresented though.

In these documentaries (and true crime dramas such as the one about Steven Port or Dennis Nilsen) there seems to be a cry that the cops and the media and general public are homophobic.

And that the gays are innocent victims. The recent ones on Dennis Nilsen and the one on Peter Moore were like this. Even the Yanks were at it on a recent one about Jeffrey Dahmer. They added a bit of ‘racism’ too (Dahmer bummed then ate a fair few dark keys).

Yes,everyone is a ghastly homophobe. They’re innocents (and for the most part, they are of course).

One fact is never mentioned though.

It was a fucking gay doing the killing.

Fuck off

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0013prs

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Seconded by: ElDiablo666

I have to second this. It seems these idiots go digging back through history, and then just make shit up to suit the ‘pro LGBT’ crap they already ram down our throats. I expect we’ll soon see that either Oswald or JFK was gay, or that George Washington won the American War of Independence BECAUSE he was gay. they love screwing with the past and making this crap up. For example, Batwoman is now a lesbian? Yeah, lets change a pre-made idea to suit our agenda, and ram our LGBT crap down peoples throats again. Of course, everyone knows that Churchill and such didnt win WWII without many black, asian, gay and lesbhan transgenders on his staff. Get fucked.

The Cost of Living Crisis

Don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of hearing these snowflake whinging cunts banging on about the ‘cost of living crisis’. The yoof of today haven’t got a fucking clue. They had it so soft for so long that they’ve nothing to compare today’s so called ‘crisis’ to.

So let’s put the poor little fuckers straight :

Petrol prices : Todays headline screaming that it will cost £81 to fill your tank. Must be a fucking big tank. But that aside, the price per litre ‘could’ soon approach £4. Let’s ignore the fact that in 2008 it peaked at £3.96

Interest rates : Shock horror – bank rate has risen to 0.5%. Fuck me, in 1979 it was 17%

Mortgage rate : Current fixed rates are high for recent times at around 6.9%. In 1979 they were 15%

Easy access savings rates : This one really pisses me off. Currently around 0.45% but not a thought for the poor fucking oldies like me. In 1980 you could get 14.5%. When I retired 18 years back, I was getting around 6.5% on my savings but never mind what that’s done to my income ‘cos old cunts don’t count

And last but not least, inflation. Let’s all throw a wobbler at 5.1% ignoring the fact that it’s base was a year decimated by Covid so not really a fair percentage to quote. As recently ago as 1990 it was running at 7.5%

And while we’re at it, don’t start me on food banks. Let them eat fucking cake! We never had food banks and we lived to tell the take. What cunt thought those up?

So what the fuck is all the fuss about. Just fuck off, get a sense of perspective and stop moaning. You parents and grandparents went through far worse and lived to tell the tale.

Know nothing, woke cunts! Run back to your safe spaces and shut the fuck up. You’re really pissing me off…

 Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese

Open Prisons

Can somebody please explain to me the point of these useless fuckers?

It’s emerged that a convicted sex offender who was jailed for ‘life’ (I thought life sentences meant that the only time you got out of prison was feet first in a wooden box) in 2000 for violent sex assaults has just absconded after being moved to one. This particular cunt, Paul Robson, has been refused parole five times and is considered a “menace to women”.

Not only that, but the stupid cunts had previously released the twat on licence from proper prison when three weeks later he attempted another rape by tying his victim up, put a pillow case over her head and indecently assaulted her while holding a knife to her throat.

Lincolnshire plod said: “Robson is a dangerous sex offender and while he presents a particular danger to women and young children, I believe he can cause real harm to anyone he comes across.” Good job he was in an Open Prison then.

For fuck’s sake, you couldn’t make this shit up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-60370021

Nominated by Cupid Stunt the First

Anyone that says this that isn’t after them saying that they were fucked up the arse with a dead hedgehog for forty years non stop whilst giving head to Diane Abbot after eating the klingons around David Lammies arse whilst fingering a dead cats arse ( you get the picture ) are Cunts.

I hear it quite regularly on the radio and in particular this hard done by bint on tonight’s TalkRADIO who went on about something that happened to her a while back blah , blah blah blah, waffle waffle worst enemy.

No love, I can think of lots of things to do to my worst enemy than lock them up in a prison for a month.
It’s been a long day. I’m grumpy and she pissed me off.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt