Old people are cunts.

Not all of them but a lot are I tell thee. Spot them in the supermarket wearing their full face visors, moaning about everything and handling the food before putting it back on the shelf.

I saw one cunt this morning picking up and squeezing loaves of bread and putting them back. What a complete cunt.

They’re also fucking useless when it comes to paying at the checkout, get stuck behind one of these piss stinking fuckers and they’ll talk bollocks to the cashier and completely fuck up the card payment causing an even longer queue and also look back thinking it’s funny.

No it’s not, I hate these cunts, dawdling around thinking the world owes them something, just take your full face visor off and fucking stay at home.

Miserable cunts

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit

(Interesting nomination. I suspect you will get some rather measured responses from some of the “miserable old cunts” on here. Good luck! – Day Admin)

‘Minor-Attracted People’ (MAPS) are still kiddie fiddling cunts.

Apparently, on Hair Sniffin’ Joe’s enlightened watch, there is a lively debate going on in the USA about the need to de-stigmatise the filthy practice of adults having sex with children. I am not being judgemental, obvs, as that would be heinous.

Cunts supporting this move include a cunt named Alleyn Walker. They (preferred pronoun) has written a book with the charming title ‘A Long, Dark Shadow: Minor-Attracted People and Their Pursuit of Dignity.’ All they want is dignity. Oh, I forgot, and they want the right to shag toddlers. Bless.

Needless to say, these demands are gaining sympathetic traction in American academe. A foul bitch named Elizabeth Letourneau who also happens be Director of the Moore Center for the Prevention of Child Sexual Abuse at John Hopkins’s Bloomberg School of Public Health (that’s right, a body set specifically to protect kids, seems to agree that peeedos should be treated with respect.

Read about this sick shit here…

News Link

Call me old fashioned if you wish, but I think the cunts need to be butchered with a chainsaw. Slowly.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

(NOTICE – Stating the obvious but please don’t add any links in your follow-up comments showing any graphic or literal details regarding the endorsement of paedophilia/MAPs. Moreover, anyone endorsing such things in their comments will be banned. Thanks – Day Admin) 

Political Correctness is becoming the faceless cunt of society. Until it takes over, I would like to cunt looters.

After recent looting in the USA, this line came from the New York Post:

New York Post Link

“The most San Francisco response possible to the utter lawlessness occurring is to debate the words used to describe it.”

There aren’t any more words needed to describe this pile of cunt that is political correctness, but to describe it as ‘organised robbery’ to deflect from the fact it was largely carried out by minorities signals that perhaps we need a to start another world war, society needs thinning somewhat.

Or set up a new company to deal with such problems, I’m thinking something like Rittenhouse Vermin Control Services? I think you can guess the services on offer…

Nominated by: The Captain

What a washed up has been old Cunt.

If she was a talented singer songwriter, she could still be relevant, still making music, maybe great songs that resonate with the wit, wisdom, and maturity that an older artist sometimes does.

But she never was a talented singer songwriter. She was extremely lucky to be in the right place at the right time, and had a team of cunts that knew what stuff she could warble and wobble her tits at.

Now look at the state of it.

Daily Mail News Link

With her music career way back in the rear view mirror, I mean the last hit she had was the stage, when she fell on the Brits, that was funny as fuck, she now has to resort to flashing the gash to get noticed. It’s embarrassing.

I imagine the only fucker who thinks her new head is attractive is Katie Price, as she’s halfway there, and is probably buying parts of the old one on eBay.

Whatever they do to the face, neck, tits, arse, legs, they haven’t worked out how to hands yet. Check out the biddy bingo grabbers on her. (I’m sure some of the regulars on here will get the horn regardless – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Hold the front page. There are a number of ”stars” who are not actually on Instagram!!! Can you believe it?

Apparently this is so important that celebrity sites aimed at brain dead readers give them more publicity by complaining they are not on the social media. The old saying that there is no such thing as bad publicity is obviously still valid.

I confess I have no idea who some of these people are, e.g. Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, Tina Fey, Lisa Bonet, Meghan Markle (only joking Ron! BTW when is the next chapter appearing?).

However, even I have heard of Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, George Clooney and tranny-lover Eddie Murphy although as they are approaching their sell by date perhaps they are keeping their heads down.

See for yourself and weep at what you are missing:
Best Life News Link

Nominated by: Mr Polly