“An unidentified man found in a plane’s wheel compartment at Gatwick Airport died after being exposed to extreme cold and a lack of oxygen, an inquest has heard.
Coroner Joseph Turner opened the inquest at Horsham Coroner’s Court on Tuesday into the death of the man, whose identity still remains unknown.
The court heard his body was discovered in the landing gear compartment of an Air Arabia flight which had arrived from Tangier, Morocco, on 16 June.”
Poor Modern Britain,even when these awful cunts arrive dead they still cost us money.
“Turner, the West Sussex, Brighton and Hove area coroner, said conditions in the aircraft’s wheel compartment would have been extremely cold and oxygen levels would have been low.
He said he had reason to believe the death was “unnatural”…
Well I must admit flying at 30,000 ft and outside the passenger compartment could well turn out to be fairly unnatural.
Anyway let’s hope it becomes a “tiktok trend” soon.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
His name was Cornetto bin Lolli
A morrocan teenage asylum seeke,r Deliveroo cyclist and rapist.
Hes dead.
good enough for me
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Most likely an engineer, trying to change the wheel..
Another terrible loss to this country..
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A story about a dead sand Pákí.
An excellent start to a beautiful day.
I can’t see the point of getting a coroner involved.
It’s obvious that if you decide to travel in the wheel arch of an plane then you will die.
So fuck him.
Instead of going through the expense of burning or burying the daft cunt, he should have been kept frozen and dropped off on the planes return visit.
Preferably at 30.000ft.
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How could the coroner say death was unnatural? Hypothermia and oxygen lack of,. Seems pretty natural to me, he wasn’t molested to death by a giant flying barnacle or some shit. He froze to death whilst not getting enough oxygen. That’s what happens in these circumstance. You then partly bury yourself in someone’s lawn or go though a roof or if really unlucky land on Streatham high street
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Gatwick Airport teams supported the police officers and coroner.
Why did they need support? We’re they that pissed after celebrating one illegal cunt not getting in?
He should have gone to Cueta.
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@geordie…. methinks the support offered was for them mourning the loss of Mr sandman because he DIDN’T get in 👍 don’t forget refugees welcome here 😁
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Perhaps airlines should tell their pilots to ‘test’ the landing gear as they approach the UK , say fifty miles out over the North Sea.
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Luckily the pilot didn’t get fined like a lorry driver would.
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It is a bit worrying.
As a fare paying passenger you have to go through security, be body scanned, have your luggage x-rayed, have your shoes examined etc…..
And a smelly immigrant has no apparent problem with climbing into the hold of an aircraft.
The cunt could have easily planted a bomb.
Perhaps the next cunt will.
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Imagine if they’d have extended their landing gear a little early on final approach and the sand cọon had dropped through the glass roof of a mosque at over 100mph, landing directly on the imam and them both exploding and showering the entire bacon-avoiding congregation in terrorist gut pieces and huge amounts of blood.
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Or landing on a super dinghy in the English Channel.
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Imagine sunbathing in Clapham and this happens…
https://news.sky.com/story/stowaway-found-dead-in-garden-after-falling-from-plane-near-heathrow-11752788
It’d make your day!
One less.
The frozen flying cunts.
Good morning.
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I was going to post that as this happens for more frequently than they would have you believe.
Imagine being that poor sod, laying in your garden, sunbathing on a pleasant summer’s day off when a shit missile smashes into your patio.
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I hope someone will pay for the damage caused to the patio, its only fair that the poor homeowner doesn’t have to foot the bill or have to claim of insurance (i.e. foot the bill over the next couple of years).
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If you are in the garden when a frozen chimp smacks into the lawn it’s important that you check the precise time. It can then be calculated from which plane it fell and therefore to which shithole it should be returned.
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I wouldn’t return it. I’d scrape it up, divide it into escalopes and cook it for the dog.
Waste not want not.
Morning arfur et al.
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His dad told him go to the UK and make a big impression
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If I believe Hollywood films( an i do)
then clinging to the wheel of a plane shouldn’t kill you!
he should of been able to climb up into the landing gear onto the plane then overcome the armed terrorists aboard,
Bruce Willis could have
Arnold swartznegger could
Sylvester stalling could have
even fat mentalist Steven Seagull could have.
I think he was frozen when he arrived at the airport.
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Even Timothy Dalton managed to win a fight with a Russian agent hanging from a cargo net at 30,000 feet.
These sand p1keys obviously aren’t made of the right stuff.
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This aeroplane iceman could have come from the Stone Age or before. An early human who lived before the invention of writing and modern health and sanitation. A Neanderthal or a primitive with tiny genitals and a small brain who ate anything and shat wear he slept.
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The poor man. In the spirit of all things Labour the airline should have immediately upgraded him to first class. It’s an absolute disgrace.
A shame there are no cameras in the undercarriage. That way the captain could have seen what has going on and opened the wheels in mid flight. Would have saved us a lot of trouble later on.
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One down maybe, but let’s hope no relatives come forward or they’ll all be flown over here for the funeral, gratis.
And then promptly claim asylum.
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These recurring problems could be solved by installing a spy camera in the landing gear compartments.
That said, a frozen bud bud ding ding does make for entertaining reading.
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Rumour has it that Tatlock is going to make it law that all aircraft flying into the uk have heating, warm blankets and a thermos installed in the landing gear compartment.
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Well that’s another pamphlet the government needs to produce in 87 languages.
If only these savages, showed this sort of determination in their own shitholes..
Ok they would be still shitholes, but the cunts won’t be here..
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I can see the attractions of flying landing gear.
More legroom than in cattle class.
No fat bastard next to you, blubber spilling into your personal space.
No trolley dollies trying to flog you scratchcards.
No cunt in front suddenly putting his seat back into your lap.
I think I might choose wheel class next time.
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Brilliant Geordie and very true!
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Perhaps he mistook the planes air Arabia logo as meaning a flying carpet … wonder if he was humming the Nazareth song halfway across ‘should have not got on this flight tonight’ 🎼 😖
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He was found clinging to a once steaming hot turd for warmth, but lifeless. Don’t know how I can control the laughter.
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Moroccans aren’t equipped properly for alfresco air travel.
a Tommy cooper fez and a nightie and flip-flops.
bound to be cold.
a Eskimo in a seal hide parka?
piece of piss.
if stowing away on a aircraft
put on a balaclava, parka, slippers oaks and long John’s.
you’ll be asked to remove the balaclava on landing but it won’t effect your chances of getting a 3bedroom new build.
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Bloody hell, we still have to pay for the cunts when they rock up dead. Still couldn’t help but giggle at the mentality of the twat. Alan must have been busy in the snackbar that day.
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I’m proud to say I’ll never flown. Glad I didn’t if that’s the way they treat their passengers.
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Certainly be a tale told over an over again. “Me and the wife just got the barbecue going, steaks and that cooking nice, whump a fuckin towelhead lands full square on the upper lawn, bastard went in two fucking feet right mess, got the wife to chuck an old tarp over the cunt then had a few bevvies. Called old bill when we finished lunch.
No fucking peace round here anymore.
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When a truck driver arrives in the UK and he has an illegal cunt hiding in the back he gets fined £10,000.
Did the pilot get fined or doesn’t it count if the cunt is dead.
Send the body to that undertaker in Hull, ten bob per cremation.
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What we need now is kamikaze pilot’s, getting rid of a lot more.
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I do feel a hint of sorrow for those who hide in the engine cowlings.
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Well done, bbc.. bare fucking minimum effort on the story as usual. ‘The landing gear compartment’, they declare … ‘which one, you stupid cunts?’ wonders Cuntemall….
You see, Artful’s point about the bomb risk being valid, this frozen cunts popsicle corpse could still have fucked up the deployment of the wheels for landing .. and THEN, right, there’s a huge fucking difference whether the indifferent selfish stowaway(a word the news article didn’t use, of course) cunt had slipped into the front bay, or the rear (fnarr!)
(Piedmont flight #1489 had both rear wheel assemblies stuck because some maintenance cunt left parking chocks in the wheel bays, and is one of my top 3 – possibly #1 – pilot-landing a bollocksed aircraft, ever).
But yeah. Howsabout a headline declaring that the criminal stowaway risked the lives of everyone on board .. and even people on the ground …
0/10 for ‘journalsim’ there …
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holy jesus mother-fuck!
Still gives me chills. And makes me sad a bit, too. Because it shows people in general don’t HAVE to be useless do-nothing cunts .. so it’s a choice to be, for them ..
On one hand, some arsehole leaves chocks in 2 wheel bays.
On the other, a near superhuman effort of piloting skill saves the day.
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Anyone who’s ever been a commercial jet passenger, watch this. All 8 mins.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PgEwTbr3Tsw&pp=ygUVUGllZG1vbnQgMTQ4OSBsYW5kaW5n
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That pilot and crew, heros. That landing superb.
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If you saw a jet being bounced along the runway like that in a movie .. you’d be a bit ‘yeah, right’ 🙄
3 bounce runs, two or three touches on a single, offset rear strut per run, at 170 m.p.h.?
‘No way’ you’d think … ‘too far fetched’ ..
Bursting the tyres on purpose at bingo fuel to hopefully stop a spin/smash ?
‘Who writes this nonsense?’
And, yet ….
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Capt. Larry Fuda? 🫡
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I am all for the cunts traveling Darwin Class
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Would it be childish to suggest he should have boarded his magic carpet and flown that instead?
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Well no losses here the collective intelligence on the planet rose slightly as he expired from lack of oxygen and freezing cold his last thoughts being bugger I never guessed there was any danger in this.
Technically he smuggled himself into Blighty but in dying he earned himself a Darwin Award rather than a council flat at taxpayers expense.
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