“An unidentified man found in a plane’s wheel compartment at Gatwick Airport died after being exposed to extreme cold and a lack of oxygen, an inquest has heard.
Coroner Joseph Turner opened the inquest at Horsham Coroner’s Court on Tuesday into the death of the man, whose identity still remains unknown.
The court heard his body was discovered in the landing gear compartment of an Air Arabia flight which had arrived from Tangier, Morocco, on 16 June.”
Poor Modern Britain,even when these awful cunts arrive dead they still cost us money.
“Turner, the West Sussex, Brighton and Hove area coroner, said conditions in the aircraft’s wheel compartment would have been extremely cold and oxygen levels would have been low.
He said he had reason to believe the death was “unnatural”…
Well I must admit flying at 30,000 ft and outside the passenger compartment could well turn out to be fairly unnatural.
Anyway let’s hope it becomes a “tiktok trend” soon.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.

His name was Cornetto bin Lolli
A morrocan teenage asylum seeke,r Deliveroo cyclist and rapist.
Hes dead.
good enough for me
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Most likely an engineer, trying to change the wheel..
Another terrible loss to this country..
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A story about a dead sand Pákí.
An excellent start to a beautiful day.
I can’t see the point of getting a coroner involved.
It’s obvious that if you decide to travel in the wheel arch of an plane then you will die.
So fuck him.
Instead of going through the expense of burning or burying the daft cunt, he should have been kept frozen and dropped off on the planes return visit.
Preferably at 30.000ft.
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Gatwick Airport teams supported the police officers and coroner.
Why did they need support? We’re they that pissed after celebrating one illegal cunt not getting in?
He should have gone to Cueta.
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Perhaps airlines should tell their pilots to ‘test’ the landing gear as they approach the UK , say fifty miles out over the North Sea.
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It is a bit worrying.
As a fare paying passenger you have to go through security, be body scanned, have your luggage x-rayed, have your shoes examined etc…..
And a smelly immigrant has no apparent problem with climbing into the hold of an aircraft.
The cunt could have easily planted a bomb.
Perhaps the next cunt will.
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Imagine if they’d have extended their landing gear a little early on final approach and the sand cọon had dropped through the glass roof of a mosque at over 100mph, landing directly on the imam and them both exploding and showering the entire bacon-avoiding congregation in terrorist gut pieces and huge amounts of blood.
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Imagine sunbathing in Clapham and this happens…
https://news.sky.com/story/stowaway-found-dead-in-garden-after-falling-from-plane-near-heathrow-11752788
It’d make your day!
One less.
The frozen flying cunts.
Good morning.
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If I believe Hollywood films( an i do)
then clinging to the wheel of a plane shouldn’t kill you!
he should of been able to climb up into the landing gear onto the plane then overcome the armed terrorists aboard,
Bruce Willis could have
Arnold swartznegger could
Sylvester stalling could have
even fat mentalist Steven Seagull could have.
I think he was frozen when he arrived at the airport.
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This aeroplane iceman could have come from the Stone Age or before. An early human who lived before the invention of writing and modern health and sanitation. A Neanderthal or a primitive with tiny genitals and a small brain who ate anything and shat wear he slept.
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