Congratulations to Harold who correctly predicted that Meatloaf would ne the next celeb to conk out.Meatloaf was 74 and died last night with his wife by his side.R.I.P
On to Dead Pool 236.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next: No duplicates.It is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal names from previous pools ( like black and white cunt usually does).
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless your nomination has already been nabbed.
5)Please check your nominations havent already been taken as we cant be arsed to check.
Apparently Meat Loaf married an accountant a few years back…She said she’d do anything for love , but she wont do VAT.
Got a better one. Everything these days is going vegan, even Meat Loaf is Brown Bread !!
Good Aim Harold
Deborah James (Beeb) instead of Jimmy C
Craig R Baxley
Well hit Harold…
Steve Wright In The Afternoon
Sir Jeffery Boycott
Sir Jeffery Archer
Billy Fucking Bragg
You may see a few Meatloaf jokes now but I won’t do that.
Good darts Harold
Ralph Natale – Former Philly mob boss
John Pearson – author
Congratulations if confirmed as winner, Bob.
George ( from George and Mildred )
Andrew ‘never sweat’ Windsor
Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
Trevor ‘miserable spade’ McDonald
Vlad ‘you want some?’ Putin
Diane ‘rice and pea’ Abbott
Someone is gonna off one of these annoying cunts one day.
Meat Loaf was alright. Proof that even nice guys can rock
You spelt fat wrong chas haha lol but yeah you are right meatloaf was quite a energetic performer for a big guy My father was a fan so that made me a fan by proxy
Everyone should check out his performance at rockplast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv4yLDLmtOQ
I see Melvyn is taken..
Swap for Barry Humphries
RiP Meatloaf , one of the greats
Dame Maggie Smith
Whoopi Goldberg ( have you seen the size of her recently?)
Ray Epps ( who won’t have killed himself)
No one had Barry Cryer, mrs fugly said , she meant to say Barry Cryer on the last deadpool, just goes to show you cant rely on these wenches when it comes to good ideas….