Dead Pool [236]

Congratulations to Harold who correctly predicted that Meatloaf would ne the next celeb to conk out.Meatloaf was 74 and died last night with his wife by his side.R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 236.

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next: No duplicates.It is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal names from previous pools ( like black and white cunt usually does).

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless your nomination has already been nabbed.

5)Please check your nominations havent already been taken as we cant be arsed to check.

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [236]

  1. Jimmy White
    Green Gartside
    Roger Black
    Muriel Gray
    Jason Orange

    Apparently Meat Loaf married an accountant a few years back…She said she’d do anything for love , but she wont do VAT.

  2. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Michael Berryman
    Derren Nesbitt
    Craig R Baxley

    Well hit Harold…

  3. Steve Wright In The Afternoon
    Henry Blofeld
    Sir Jeffery Boycott
    Sir Jeffery Archer
    Billy Fucking Bragg

  4. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  5. Freddie Foreman
    Charlie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Ralph Natale – Former Philly mob boss
    John Pearson – author

  6. Tom Baker
    Russel Grant
    Michael Parkinson
    George ( from George and Mildred )
    Bill Turnbull

  7. Andrew ‘never sweat’ Windsor
    Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
    Trevor ‘miserable spade’ McDonald
    Vlad ‘you want some?’ Putin
    Diane ‘rice and pea’ Abbott

  8. Sarah Millicunt
    Charlotte Morefat
    Steph McOven

    Someone is gonna off one of these annoying cunts one day.

  9. RiP Meatloaf , one of the greats
    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

  10. Kim Novak
    Whoopi Goldberg ( have you seen the size of her recently?)
    Stan Smith
    Ray Epps ( who won’t have killed himself)
    Stephen Nolan

  11. No one had Barry Cryer, mrs fugly said , she meant to say Barry Cryer on the last deadpool, just goes to show you cant rely on these wenches when it comes to good ideas….

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