For your Cunt sideration dear cunters.

Greggs and Primarni (I see what you did there – NA) have teamed up and produced some ( designer) wear for their chav customers to relish.
Who in their right mind would want a garment/ trainers with a fucking Greggs sausage roll on it? Yes, you’ve guessed , CUNTS.

Some twat from Worcester drove in the storm to get to Newcastle to get his grubby greasy hands on a T shirt with a vegan sausage roll emblazoned on.
In my opinion, I reckon that the T shirt will undoubtedly taste better than the real thing. Set of cunts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10530207/Shoppers-queue-round-block-hands-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Another story to warm the cockles of every cunter’s heart from that huge pile of festering woke horse shit formerly known as Bristol. Hardly surprising considering that the City Council is run jointly by Labour and the Greens.

The good doctor was randomly dragged from his house by Chanz Maximen, a gentleman of colour surprisingly , in 2019. Sooty then proceeded to stab him nine times, narrowly missing his heart by two centimetres, before leaving him bleeding in the street. His victim managed to drag himself back to his house and call the plod. However, Maximen returned and could be heard throwing himself against the door to try and get back in.

At the trial and in an astonishing act of lily-livered, bleeding-heart liberalism, Towler read out a witness impact statement saying: “I don’t think you owe me an apology”. He added: “I feel bad that I had this great freedom but you didn’t. I wondered if you had just made a mistake, albeit a big one, or been unlucky.” He has since elaborated by saying: “I got lucky, I’m living a quite normal life, a comfortable life. My immediate outlook is rather more comfortable than Chanz Maximen’s position.” There’s more of his unmitigated vomit inducing bollocks in the links.

If the doctor thinks this was one mistake, the up-his-own-arse cunt is badly mistaken. A few weeks later Maximen sliced Wojtek Rozmiarek across the face as he sat innocently and minding his own business on a bench while on his journey home from a night shift. The next night he followed 22-year-old Annabel Everitt home, knocked on her door and forced his way in with a knife. Police were called and when he was arrested he was found to be carrying two knives.

He was found guilty of attempted murder, GBH and three counts of possessing a bladed article and jailed for ‘life’ with a minimum term of 12 years. No doubt in a couple of years time he’ll be absconding from an open prison.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60430718
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60406983

Nominated by Cupid Stunt The First

Now here’s a sorry tale that mercifully doesn’t happen very often; in fact, it’s about as rare as legs on a snake. If only.

A group of seedy degenerates from the Keighley area has been (as ‘The Sun’ would put it) ‘caged’ for a total of fifty years for the cynical, systematic grooming and sexual abuse of a ‘vulnerable’ teenage girl.

Here, as they say on ‘University Challenge’, is a starter for ten for you. What’s the ethnicity of these horrible cunts? I bet you’ll never guess…

https://www.keighleynews.co.uk/news/19936507.grooming-gang-preyed-vulnerable-girl-15/

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Comrade Drakeford and the “Basic Income Pilot”

A “hammer and sickle” cunting for our favourite Welsh windbag Mark Drakeford and his push to turn Wales full communist with his “pilot scheme” (they said the same about income tax as I recall) to offer 18 year olds leaving care in Wales a guaranteed basic net income of £1600 a month.

Don’t get me wrong – teenagers leaving care have generally been through the wringer and I have no issue with them getting a bit of a hand up and some financial security but this money will not be means tested and recipients can still claim full housing benefit and Council Tax benefit, as far as I can see from the lengthy, shifty and seemingly deliberately ambiguous wording of the legislation.

This is not a proposal, this is being implemented by the windbag commie prick, and after doing a few calculations based on NMW from April onwards people on minimum wage will receive £1450 net monthly and out of that will have to cough around another £6-7 hundred Pounds a month on rent/mortgage/Council Tax.

It will not stop here – Drakeford has every intention of rolling this out to include employees and I ask why the hell would anyone be up at 5AM every day for a shift of dismal graft when they can just sit around playing the Xbox (other brands are available!) and be paid more? It will not just stop at this – the policy is the thin end of the wedge.

This kind of “daft English cunts great financial giveaway” is happening in various guises in Scotland and Ireland as well and I ask – where does this end? How much longer can a dwindling English workforce continue to be bled dry by parasitic socialists?

So, my proposal?

Offer England (and ONLY England) a Referendum on whether we want independence from three “Home Nations” who hate us but love our free money (where have I heard that before?) so they can try standing on their own financial feet for the first time in UK history and see how they enjoy living in the real world?

And a quick addendum if I may – I have no issue with anyone from any of the Home Nations who does not hate me just for the fact I am English, but far too many do – I am a quarter Welsh, a quarter Irish, half English with Scando-Nordic DNA (What a fkin mix!) so it is kind of fair to say I have a foot in a few camps on this one.

I took the opportunity to email Kim Jong Drakeford to ask if this scheme will be extended to prisoners being released from sentences for sex offences but no answer as yet! ?

We will own nothing and we will be happy..

Nominated by Vernon Fox…

With additional musings by Clown Clown the Cunty Man: 

Universal Basic Income –

What a great idea! Not.

It’s going to turn people into jealous savages. What is the incentive to get out of bed when these lazy cunts get paid £1,600.00 a month.

When I’m going to work for a grand. Smells of socialism and cohersion to me.

At the end of the day it’s the government’s job to balance the books and it’s up to Royalists to look after the county. If you are not going to tell the truth when in government and the non working benefit scabs get paid more than the standard soldier. What is the incentive? Oh I know it’s the remainers trying their best to devlaue the pound again.

It seems government nowadays is like a big social experiment as opposed to actually dealing with big problems.

A cunting please for Dave, that’s the TV channel, not any random “Dave” you might happen to know.

Everything about this channel is irritating in the extreme, not least the mock- matey name of the channel as if “Dave” is someone you know from the pub.

I rather enjoy the old Top Gear with Clarkson and also Red Dwarf, so I don’t mind the endless repeats of those, although there are only so many times that you can watch them. Outside of original Top Gear and Red Dwarf, everything on Dave is depressing, woke, liberal garbage. Endless repeats of Mock the Week, Have I got News for You, the hopelessly smug QI and the tedious Dave Gorman’s “ Modern Life is Goodish”.

As if this were not enough, Dave has commissioned “original comedy” which is anything but original as it usually features the same old, tired woke twats – Dara O’Brainless, Jon Richardson and his annoying, squeaky wife, Ramesh Rogawhatsit and his annoying mum and extended family, the unspeakable Nish Kumar, Kathleen Ryan and that man with the huge teeth.

Fill this in with endless repeats of brain dead American “reality” shows and annoying sponsorship jingles for “ Motor Easy.Com”, which eat into your brain all day, and you’ve got the formula.

I would rather spend my day reclining in a puddle of vomit.

https://dave.uktv.co.uk/shows/

Nominated by: MMCM