Hearken to me now, O mighty cunters. Despite much wriggling on the hook Brighton have had to come clean on teaching the loathesome racist filth that is Critical Race Theory in it’s schools. According to this piss-boiling study in fuckwittery even toddlers are not ‘racially innocent’. EH?! What the actual, ocean-going, all singing and dancing, gold-topped buggery fuck is that sinister throwup supposed to mean? Evil whitey pre-schoolers are itching to enslave and oppress? Are they nagging their parents for the Playmobil Triangle Trade Playset, with three-masted blackbirder and auction block? I’d ask if these pus-buckets are serious if I didn’t know that they are.

This evil dogshit needs be sluiced off the public pavement ASAP, of all the stuff transmitted by the USA this is the most evil, dangerous, wrong-headed and divisive heap of sick ever. Anyone peddling this dreadful arse dripping needs rooting out from all education, in fact walled off from children in perpetuity and given P45s (preferably staple-gunned to their manky, shrunken genitals). Brighton Schools, evil, racist, divisive cunt-hutches.

https://www.spiked-online.com/2022/02/08/critical-race-theory-has-no-place-in-the-classroom/

Nominated by International Cunt of Mystery

We can all agree on here that there are some complete and utter cunts who sadly, are still in an upright position. Well, here’s a complete and utter cunt, and then some.

Step forward one Donovan Miller, of Plaistow, East London. Cokehead Miller admitted when on trial that he’d killed a 76-year-old woman and then had sex with her corpse. A real charmer, huh? But now get this. The woman he choked and beat to death, and then sexually abused, was HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER.

This sack of shit will be sentenced in March, and the judge told him that his guilty plea would be ‘taken into account’ by the sentencing judge. Further psychiatric reports are also to be prepared. No fucking shit Sherlock. I’m sure that ‘diminished responsibility’ will also then be factored into the sentence; ‘it wuz duh coke made me do it yo lordship bro. Innit’.

If it was up to me, justice would be served by never allowing this monstrous cunt to see the light of day again, but would anyone care to place a little wager on just how long it will actually be before he’s walking the streets once more?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17719460/killer-strangled-gran-sex-corpse/

Nominated by: Ron Knee

I’m cunting these German cobblers for a load of old cobblers, namely, their new advertisement campaign.

Pushing forward a ‘brave’ peaceful for pissing and moaning (trouble making) until she got to play basketball in peaceful gear.

Even worse, their pushing of ‘brave, unstoppable’ trans athletes (cheats).

Well, as we all know. It will lead to unstoppable cheats, I mean ‘athletes’ winning all the women’s events.

I do feel sorry for the genuine female athletes losing out to these cheats, but most wimminz seem to support this shite, so fuck ’em. Reap what you sow.

Still, no need for Adidas to jump on this shite too, the fucking bellends.

https://www.adidas.co.uk/impossibleisnothing

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

I’d like a beardy-weirdy beatbox cunting for Shlomo, if you please, for his pathetic outpourings:

https://www.isingmag.com/mental-health-sk-shlomo-on-depression-ptsd-and-singing/

Now, I’m not knocking his abilities, I couldn’t do that shit (nor would I want to), but even though I’d never heard of the cunt, when I saw that his piece on the Karl Marx Broadcasting Corporation had PTSD in the description, I took a bit of an interest.

With a name and schnozzle like his, I realised he was a tin lid and thought maybe in his youth he’d been in the Israeli mob, taking pot-shots at Yasser Arafat’s rocket firing, dish-dash wearing peace lovers in the Gaza strip. I daresay he’d see one or two things that might stay with him if he had. But no, it transpires that the ‘highs of live performing’ were no longer enough, he felt ’empty’. So he decided to become a recording artist …then had a breakdown – the mental kind, NOT a flat tyre. He’d ‘pretended he’d been coping’ but finally had to ‘reach out’, whereupon he was diagnosed with depression and PTSD, apparently because he was a reformed piss-head. Baffled? Yeah, (hashtag) me too.

Now, I’ve seen one or two things in my military career that might cause PTSD, it hasn’t done so with me because I’m a cold-hearted bastard when it comes to it, but I can understand why true horror can affect some who witness it. But Shylock, or whatever the fuck your name is, coming off the booze and working hard for a few years is not a horror story. In short, stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a fucking grip man!

There is a trend nowadays of any cunt who’s missed the fucking bus and had to walk home claiming they’ve got PTSD and need therapy. It’s a fucking joke and cunts like this, who ‘share their story’, are just encouraging it. Just fuck off and get on with it.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset