Sky Arts is a massive, cowardly, self-censoring cunt for dropping a short comedy film starring Joseph Fiennes (white actor) as Michael Jackson (black child, white adult) because Jackson’s children are apparently a bit upset by this. Not sure why the press insist on calling them “Jackson’s children” either since none of them appear to be mixed race and therefore cannot possiby be Jackson’s biological children.

Apparently Jackson’s daughter seems to think her drug-addicted, unconvicted child molestor father is deserving of “respect” which presumably means no artistic project of any kind should ever be permitted unless it depicts her freak of a father in a flattering light. The show was called “Urban Myths” (the clue is in the title) and was a comedy – not a serious biographical drama, for fuck’s sake. You would think that any programme maker who valued freedom of speech would not be eager to set such a dangerous precedent – but then again Sky is owned by the Murdochs so automatically has an in-built degree of cuntitude.

Nominated by Fred West

STILL OPEN ALL HOURS is complete load of fucking shit, it’s Last of the Summer Wine reincarnated – I want to rip my fuckin eyes out and fill my eye sockets with shit. All I can think is old cunt David Jason has a arrangements with a big Wig at the BBC to give him a programme to keep his pension topped up… It’s utter SHIT!!!!!!!

Nominated by Harry Balls

Ashley Fudd is in India just now and her tweets say she’s loving it.
Is she aware about the way a lot of Indian girls are treated like shite ?, and is she going to start and speak at a march for women/girls who get raped in front of onlookers in public ?
Most probably not.

She has also defended Muslims for aiding people who’s religion sounds like flewish ( trying to get by moderation there) in the second world war.
Good on the Muslims that aided them, but it means fuck all today, when muslims are the enemy and are hell bent on spreading their filthy shite everywhere.

Talking of Muslim shite, the local parkies have had to cut back the eucalyptus trees coz the Moroccan cunts that are infiltrating my town go under them and take a shite. Dirty cunts.
If you go to the park, quiet back street, car park corners or down to the old ruins of an old fort by the beach, you will find dried up pitch black Moroccan shite with the odd bit of skid marked toilet paper lying around it.
That to me is a major reason these cunts should be sent back to north Africa. It proves they are animals that cant respect their new “home”.
The park used to have a tunnel made of eucalyptus trees in a row that was lovely. Not anymore.
Why can’t we have a nice park and just tell the cunts its not on ?
They’re just going to do it somewhere else.

Ashley Fudd to Moroccans shiteing in my park, how does my mind work ?

Nominated by Birdman

Has Ewan ‘ privileged posh privately ecucated ‘ MacGregor cunt been cunted yet ? If not I would consider it a privilege to nominate the cunt myself. I hated Trainspotting because for all his acting skills,him and a few others in the cast ( not all of them) just came across as privileged posh privately educated cunts playing working class characters. Very unconvincing. Anyway the cunt clearly used Morgans perfectly reasonable comments about some of the fascist haridans who participated in these mass hysteria tantrums as an excuse to garner some street cred points from the luvies in the entertainment industry on which his career depends. An industry I should add which is infested by rapists, thieves, snake oil salesmen, paedophiles ( like Polanksky whom MacGregor supports) , and all that is bad in human nature. Oh when I say ‘street cred’ its not any old street but one of those posh streets that the little people like you and me could never afford to live in. Choose life, chose to ignore the hypicritical luvie cunt, choose to not go to see his fucking movie ‘cunt spotting2’

Nominated by Vermin Cunt Spotter

I would like to nominate “The Big Spell” for a cunting.

Yet again this trite reality shite has been imported from the states except there they call it a “Spelling Bee”.

Basically you get a set of kids of a certain age and ask them to spell words. If they get one wrong they’re out and the words increase in difficulty and length until the last man’s standing (or child as the case may be).

Ok, my problem with this stems from my own childhood at age 11 – prior to going to “Big School” – we were given tests to decide what class you’d end up in in high school ranging from the brightest in group 1 to the remedials in group 7.

At age 11 I had a reading age of 15 but a spelling age of 7. They even had me Mam up to have a word – like she could do anything about it – soft cunts. I spelled stuff as it sounded but I was able to discern the differences while reading, i.e., I could parse what I read but couldn’t reproduce it when writing it out.

I was basically a lazy cunt but a summer of cribbing up on my phonetically challenged spelling saw me as good as my peers when I did enter high school.

Ok – to get to the cunting – a girl in my street, and she was lovely, a really nice girl, could remember anything. She was truly gifted in that sense, but, she was as thick as day old porridge. However because she had this savant-esque memory she could spell anything.

My issue with this shite is this: what’s more important, knowing what a word means or knowing how to spell the cunt?

I was asked to spell “immaculate” and got it wrong. The girl breezed it, I’d missed an ‘M’ out. As I was feeling “shammered” (to quote a Stokey expression) I did say: “Yes and what does it MEAN!?!” – a little unfair because it was the teacher who’d gotten on my tits.

So the teach retorted: “Well what does it mean?” to me and as quick as a flash I said: “Clean, pristine, spotless.” to which the cunt said: “Ah yes but can you spell those as well?” – cheeky cunt! That one burned in me for years! Cunt teacher – but I still liked her as well, I suppose.

Anyway what is the fucking point of knowing how to spell something if you don’t even know what it means? Any cunt can parrot learn swathes of text/literature but what use is that if there’s no understanding of the sentiment/semantics of that text?

Fucking pointless if you ask me – hence the cunting.

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt