and the BBC’s contempt for factual history is a cunt.
Not content with portraying Anne Boleyn as black, ITV are looking for a transgender thespian to portray her daughter, Elizabeth 1 in a new programme that ” reimagines ” her as transgender.
ITV are citing her refusal to marry, and her famous speech of having the ” body of a feeble woman but the heart of a man ” as an indication of the possibility.
Why? Wasn’t the backlash from Anne Boleyn enough to make these woke twats realise that people don’t want to watch someone’s pie in the sky fantasy?
What piece of history will be reimagined next, to satisfy the very small number of mentally ill cunts that are increasingly sending me into an apoplectic rage?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
So how are they gonna portray her rumored beau, Robert Dudley? Some oestrogen addicted fag hag who enjoyed being pegged by Liz with a polished walnut codpiece?
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Forget it. Catherine the Great tops the list, with 22 lovers and a horse.
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They say she was a virgin.
No fuckin wonder,
Looked like John Swinney with a ginger bubble perm.
Right mutt.
How did Henry Vlll have such a ugly daughter.
No wonder he topped her mam.
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I’ve reimagined Henry VII succeeding Henry VIII, Germany playing home football matches in Athens and Marie Antoinette winning the Nobel Prize for Physics.
Can I have a grossly-overpaid job in the Government please Rodney, before you lose yours?
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Henry Vlll not played by a chinaman is he?
The BBC reimagine things in weird way.
‘me no likey you, chop chop,
You dead now, Anne Borin’
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My research has found Muhammad was a lesbian with a stick on beard..
Shaka zulu was a hippopotamus that could stand upright.
And Nelson mandela was a old white woman with a fetish for kiwi boot polish.
Oh and david lammy is a shaved ape, a rather stupid one..
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Ahh, another week another nom that has the anti British Buggering Children in its write-up they really are traitors and scum.
As for the nom picture I thought it was our so called Defence Minister Healy at first glance.
I bet her and Dame Kweer dress up in Elizabethan attire at weekends, all ruffs, corsets and the men servants prance around chequers in giant cod-pieces. The syphilus must be rampant. Allegedly 😜
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She was actually bald.
Lost her hair after having smallpox.
The ginger afro was a wig to make her more attractive,
The Mick Hucknall angle.
An she took a bath once a month whether she needed to or not.
Pwoar, a bald sweaty stinking, scabby virgin?
Dont know how they could resist her…
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Where is Walsingham when you need him. He’d have had the ITV Chairman and CEO’s fucking fingernail out, and then racked the cunts. Maybe even a white hot hot poker up the arse. Forsooth, no one miss spoke when he was around.
Good morning, everyone.
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What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
I therefore propose that the Nelson Mandela story has Jeremy Clarkson in blackface cast in the lead role. With Winnie played by James May. Also in blackface.
The Martin Luther king story reimagined with Ray Winston playing the part of the Marchin’ lootin’ cøøn. In blackface.
The Mary Seacole story retold with Bonnie Blue as the heroine, bouncing on her back for the full six episodes before being liberally showered with baby gravy by the whole British Crimea army. Her new catchphrase of “Gibs muh dat free shit, Whitey” gets taken too literally and the final episode sees Bonnie being sprayed with dysentery as she attempts to play the Basildon bagpipes of an entire division of Hussars…In blackface.
I wonder if the BBC will make an offer as they seem to be into this kind of thing.
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Lizzy One (now reimagined as Queen Theythem) was in fact a Green-voting trans activist and JSO supporter who banned Islamophobia and free speech for the far-right yeomen of England.
If only the Spanish had manned their armada with Afghans, Iraqis and Somalis she’d have welcomed them with open arms.
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Let’s face it, adjusting history to suit a narrative or personal bias has been going on for years.
Black people built Stone Henge and Hadrians Wall.
There’s absolutely no evidence that Lord Louis Mountbatten had a thing for young Irish boys.
The Americans (mostly black) won WW2.
Everyone was disgusted by Enoch Powells rivers of blood speech.
That kind of shit.
And once it’s on the telly, or in print a few times, almost everyone believes it.
As for Lizzy the 1st. I’m inclined to believe the Blackadder version was most accurate.
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You would have thought that King Charles III would put a stop to this.
This is an insult to his very distant cousin.
He should see that there is a possibility that in a few hundred years TV companies make depict him as a gormless, big eared cunt who inflicted a horse as a Queen on the country.
That simply wouldn’t do.
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ITV?
I’d completely forgotten those cunts existed.
This sort of shite is bound to bring viewers back in droves.
As long it’s presented by Ant and the Deck.
Slurry.
Good morning.
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He he. Just imagine it.
‘Ok Liz. All you’ve got to do is collect as many stars as you can, but remember, there may be some critters in there with you’
‘If at any point you feel you can’t continue, just say I’m an inbred, chinless parasite, get me out of here’.
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And here we were thinking that the reason she never married was because every man she’d ever met either wanted her imprisoned, executed, or wanted to fuck her for personal gain.
Obviously, that’s a ridiculous theory.
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