and the BBC’s contempt for factual history is a cunt.
Not content with portraying Anne Boleyn as black, ITV are looking for a transgender thespian to portray her daughter, Elizabeth 1 in a new programme that ” reimagines ” her as transgender.
ITV are citing her refusal to marry, and her famous speech of having the ” body of a feeble woman but the heart of a man ” as an indication of the possibility.
Why? Wasn’t the backlash from Anne Boleyn enough to make these woke twats realise that people don’t want to watch someone’s pie in the sky fantasy?
What piece of history will be reimagined next, to satisfy the very small number of mentally ill cunts that are increasingly sending me into an apoplectic rage?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Oh, for fuck’s sake…
Anyone with half a brain knows that Elizabetth I was put off marriage for life because of her mother had her head lopped off by her father. Also, as an eight year old, she saw Catherine Howard begging for her life (also killed on orders from her father Henry VIII). it’s well documented, if the cunts could be bothered to look.
They have, of course, dome this before. Queen Anne was unmarried. Therefore she was portrayed as a tuppence flicker by that horse faced fuck Olivia Colman.
Also, these psychotic mongs fail to understand or care that sex change operations simply did not fucking exist in the Tudor era. So, a tranny circus freak of any kind during that time is undeniably impossible. Not that it will bother the demented woke spakkers.
For a proper drama based on Queen Bess, 1971’s Elizabeth R is the bollocks.
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The sequel was more popular.
Lizzy2.
Although im not a fan of either.
Best queen we ever had was Boudicca.
Some say queen Victoria.
She acted the prude but the old boot was getting tommed off some hairyarsed scotsman.
Liked his porridge in her mouth. 😊
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She wasn’t a looker like her Maj but she did give those siesta napping Catholic enforcers a bloody nose.
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The Elizabethan times were the pinnacle of menswear.
Codpieces, ruffs,
Goatee beards and big hats.
Marvelous.
Those ruffs were dead handy,
You drop a chip?
Doesnt land on the floor.
Hangs about around the shoulders so you can retreive it.
But back then everyone was a religious nut.
God mad they were.
Protestants vs catholics.
Crackpots.
Theyd threaten you with excommunication ☹️
Nowadays youd just shrug.
No big deal,
Couldnt give a flying fuck,
But then it was the end of the world.
And book clubs were rubbish.
Only one book allowed.
Whatve you been reading this week Dave?
Tell the rest of us.
“Bible.”
Us too!
🙄
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But the Lizzy years were the golden age for Piracy.
Aaaarrghh.
You got paid to do it.
Privateers.
Rob frenchies or spics ships,
Chuck the cunts in the sea,
Just give a fair portion to the crown. 👍
Only way you could have fun in Elizabethan times was to be a pirate.
An theyd discovered America by then!
Frankie Drake went.
Brought back spuds and baccy.
2things that the english went Beatlemania for.
Bag of chips and a roll up afterwards.
He was a visionary.
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