A nomination for the author John Boyne. Just seen this twat on Sky news promoting his latest book for children, My Brother Jessica, which yes you guessed it, explores what families do when someone comes out as trans. Just leave kids alone and let them grow up naturally instead of instilling this nonsense in their young minds.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
nominated by Fimbriations
More Green Bullshit
British Steel, Scunthorpe have requested a £100 million loan to meet emissions targets. Explanation below:
‘The EU’s emissions trading system’s rules allow industrial polluters to use carbon credits to pay for the previous year’s emissions, or trade them to raise money.
Each free permit gives a firm the right to emit a tonne (1,000kg) of carbon dioxide (CO2), and they can be traded for money.’
Apparently Brexit has caused a problem.
Leaving aside the fact that British Steel is an important employer and one of the few heavy industries we have left, can any fucker explain the logic behind this ’emissions trading’ horseshit? Does pollution magically disappear? Do the carbon trading fairies hoover it up?
This nonsense ranks alongside the wood burning power stations as utter shite. Utter green shite.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
I would like to nominate ATS euromaster for a massive cunting.
I have just had a conversation out of the twilight zone, but lets set the scene for the story.
The company van hit a nail and got a puncture, simple call ATS euromaster and they will be out today or tomorrow…… call the AA and a bloke turns up in half an hour and changes it for the spare.
Roll on a month and I get a purchase order from my company to issue to ATS for the flat, of course the van is out making money for us and ATS turn up.
I asked the chap to fix the puncture but we ran in to a number of problems, The offending article needs to be with the vehicle and they are not allowed to fix tyres on there own……………..but if I want too I can drive to any ATS centre with the spare and they will fix it (and I can even go there with out the vehicle it was removed from).
Well done ATS
Nominated by lord benny
just taking a dump in the road
Chinese tourists
As soon as I heard that Notre Dame had gone up in flames, my first thought was that some half-witted Chinese tourist smoking illicitly had caused it. They infest Paris – standing on stools outside the pyramid at the Louvre or posing at the Trocadero with the Eiffel Tower behind them. I had a good laugh when one of the silly bints fell off the wall the last time I was there. Pity the drop was only a few feet.
There are two types – geriatric simian-like rejects from Planet of the Apes and younger ones – often drop dead beautiful girls dressed to kill – taking endless selfies.
They are everywhere – noisy, rude, spitting and hawking and showing no respect for the local culture. I visited the Cape of Good Hope earlier this year where everyone is constantly reminded not to approach the baboons. Within minutes a shrieking Chinese boy came rushing past me pursued by a baboon he had tried to feed. Behind him came his red-faced, sweaty father in baggy shorts, screaming in Chinese and trying to scare off the baboon with a plastic Coke bottle. Baboons can be pretty aggressive but, unfortunately, this one just let the Chinaman rant and rave before turning its arse on him in disgust and going back into the undergrowth.
Watching this, I wondered if Darwin got it wrong and apes are actually descended from Man.
Nominated by Mr Polly
A cunting please for what remains of the Fourth Estate. Whilst democracy is stolen from under our noses and the Lords Spiritual and Lords Temporal slumber, oblivious to the constitutional rape and pillage conducted by that august body the Commons and its illegitimate Fuhrer Theresa May what say the Fourth Estate? “People of Britain take up arms against this tyranny!” “People of Britain awake! The barbarians are at the gate”. “People of Britain! Remember your proud history. Oppose this villainy!” No.
The Daily Mail proclaims “Kim Kardashian arrives for law exam”. The Daily Express screams “Shock weather chart. Britain engulfed in soaring temperatures”. The Sun? “Georgia Steel claims lover stole thousands”. What about the Times? “ENO’s artistic director quits after three years”. The Telegraph? “Extinction Rebellion activists glue themselves to Jeremy Corbyn’s fence”.
The overarching responsibility of the Fourth Estate is to keep government, legislators and big business in check by keeping the public fully informed, never more so than when the government acts against the express wishes of the electorate. Investigative journalism should play a big part in uncovering the concomitant deceit, lies, bribery and corruption. The Fourth Estate no longer exists or if it does it has deliberately and knowingly abrogated its responsibility. Owned by cunts. Staffed by cunts. Read by cunts. R.I.P the Fourth Estate