Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Sadiq Khan (AGAIN)
It’s getting boring now, I know, but I can’t help but return from my relatively lengthy cunting hiatus to deliver yet ANOTHER one for Sadiq ‘Citizen’ Khan, who has responded to Trump’s criticism of his handling of London’s knife crime policies by… calling him a poster boy for racists. Man up take some responsibility you fucking cunt.
Nominated by OpinionatedCunt
Martin Luther King
This guy is a typical charlatan preacher pretending to be a man of god and peace but only in the game for da pussy. He’d hold gangbangs with the phat ass parishioners convincing them a bit of ‘unnatural sex’ (presumably that means backdoor action) was good for their souls. He’s recorded laughing and egging on a fellow brother of fudge pastor offering advice on browntowning the bad mama jamas. (yes I did use urban thesaurus)
Ordinarily I’d be right behind the man working toward founding an ‘International Association for the Advancement of Pussy Eaters’ but using his power as a supposed man of god to further his aim of cuntism is wrong.
I wonder what the SJW reaction to Kings behaviour will be. Bet on silence. But not here fellow cunters…
nominated by MandroidZ
Ch4 Brexit Debate
Ch4 Remainer cunts tried to setup Boris. Hats off to Boris for not falling into the trap. Lets hope the BBC debate is only half as biased. The mass media is behind Remainer Rory Stewart and pushing him as hard as they can.
The whole audience came form the cunting Rory Stewart fan club. Everything the cunt said gave the audience a simultaneous orgasm. Even if posh cunt Rory called them all peasant cunts (which is how he really looks at them) they would all applaud him and offer him a toot on their smack pipes. Rory Stewart is a total cunt, hes Ken Clarke’s protege. Say no more!
I felt sorry for Raab he was set up as the sacrificial lamb from the start seen as Boris wasn’t there. Questions were stacked against him, as was other candidates, the audience and the cunting presenter.
53.4% of people in England voted for Brexit and obviously no deal. The English audience in this biased debate were obviously remainers and 99% pro deal. Supposedly they were made up of floating voters. WTF its a conservative leadership debate. Fuck off remainer cunts!
The candidates were all so politically correct and talking absolute shite. I switched off and wrote this Cunting instead before the cunts even finished with their cunt speak. We are so fucked and will at best get the May treaty Brexit if any of these cunts become PM apart from Raab of course but he has no chance.
Fuck off Ch4 you biased cunts you are not in a competition with Sky and BBC for being the biggest reaminer cunting TV Channel. You are all cunts!
Nominated by ScouseCunt
The Guardian (8)
I’d like to nominate the guardian for a cunting. Not just because they’re the guardian, although that deserves a cunting by itself, but also because they’re moral cowards.
“comment is free”, they boast. Liberal guardians of free speech. Yeah right, my arse. I’ve posted several comments recently, making sure they abide by the site’s rules. I don’t make personal attacks on individual journalists nor on individual commentators, no matter how insufferable the average guardian reader is. And yet I find most of my posts deleted simply because I have the gall to disagree with their bubble of opinion.
I only read the site because I think it’s important to get as rounded a view of current affairs as possible. Yet it seems that to the guardian, if you dare to disagree with their opinion, you’re automatically a nazi and therefore not worthy of being allowed to comment.
Far from being Liberal, the guardian seems intent on operating a rigid ideology that cannot be broken. As such, they stifle free speech and the free exchange of ideas, and are therefore cunts of the highest order.
Nominated by Le Cunt Noir
I would like to nominate the Isle of Wight council. I had reason to write to their minister of beaches with the following communication.
“Having dragged myself away from the slums of Croydon as soon as I could, by choice, I have spent my whole adult life by the sea, and now live in Sandown. I feel very privileged to go on my 5k run along the seafront.
Between the months of September to May it is very pleasurable.
Wait, I hear you say, what about the months of June, July and August? Warm days and pretty girls must surely be nice. In deed that’s true. Unfortunately, that pleasure is more than offset by a pest that blights England’s promenades. Fat people.
They sit there with their staple diet of a polystyrene vat of cheesy chips, a 99 with two flakes and a two litre bottle of coke. This is not per family, its each. The ones that cover up are bad enough because inevitably there is a roll of blub sticking out from under their shirt. The ones that do not cover up are, quite frankly, disgusting. Rolls of lily-white beef dripping on show to all. Thighs that could sink a small cruise liner. Where is their self-respect? I think everyone looks better with a slight suntan. This sub species of humanity does not tan. Maybe the lard is an effective sun blocker, so adding to the revulsion.
I have come up with a solution. Perhaps I could visit your offices to discuss implementation, and possibly licencing the system out to other resorts.
I noticed that there are signs indicating dog free beaches. This is commendable, although if it was up to me, the whole country should be dog free. This got me thinking though, why not have fat free beaches. It would considerably improve the beach experience, and, once the word gets out, would increase tourism. I think the signs would have to be heavy handed to get through, something like –
NO FAT CUNTS! TAKE YOUR BLOATED CORPSES SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Kind regards
Cunts n Roses”
Did I get invited to their offices? Did I fuck. I got this.
“Dear Mr CnR,
Thank you for your suggestion.”
Nominated by Cunts n Roses