Modern football is a cunt…
Things I hate about it are
Social media mongs
Paul Pogba
Celebrity referees
half/half scarves
Players as mardarses
Paul Rotten Pogba
Fans TV/Youtube channels
Foreign tosspot ‘lifelong fans’
Paul Cunting Pogba
Celebrities as fans (cunts like Eamonn Holmes and Noel Gallagher)
Fans as celebrities (cunts like Kilduff and Goldbridge)
Selfie taking bellends
‘Winning’ a penalty by diving (Sterling you little cunt)
Sky Sports
Wimmin as pundits/commentators for top level games
Pundit power
All that ‘Lionesses’ tuppence flicking shite
The Gorton Globetrotters
Players on social media
Paul Fucking Pogba
Nominated by Norman
Might as well have just kept the title of this nom to one word.
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This season was a disaster. The only thing that can save it is an atom bomb hitting Madrid during the European Cup final. Pity both Scouse Cheats FC and the other lot can’t both lose.
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Look on the bright side, CMC… At least the Gorton Globetrotters (aka The Kippax Kunts, The Blue Plague, or The Etihad Ebola) aren’t in the final…
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I understand your dislike of Abu Dhabi City Norman but it would bother me not a jot if they won everything for the rest of time so long the Cunts of Anfield won fuck all.
Something called the ‘EFL Trophy’ to look forward to next season.
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As both an Ipswich Town and Spurs follower a very mixed season.
This week three of the useless cunt players at ITFC who got us relegated have said they will be leaving the club as they consuder themsekves too good to play in the 1st Division. Who’s fucking fault is it the Town were relegated?
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players don’t give a barrel of fucks about the team they’re contracted to play for, or indeed the fans.
They let their agents do all the talking over contracts and the usual fine print – especially the good old release clause should the club get relegated. Which leaves the player in a win, win situation.
And then of course you can get the mardy fucking players (aka Manure). If they don’t like a manager, or the manager is forcing them to think outside of the box then they down tools and more less don’t play, thus resulting in a resounding defeat.
Again the players don’t give a shit because they’ll stick pick up their “basic” of around £250,000/w (probably off-shored somewhere so as to avoid tax)
All a bag of shite – and yet TV pay billions, and the fans pay 000s every season. So who are the biggest fucking idiots?
Personally I prefer the lower leagues and National leagues – mostly all British players too. They maybe shite, but its entertaining hard sweat ‘n’ tears effort.
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You’ve not really got over John Wark leaving for Liverpool in 1984 have you? I quite understand.
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Football? No thank you. A lot of Nancy boys…
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Quite right Krav. I fucking hate football, 22 dark Keys shouting out in funny languages and sweating like pigs following the rut !
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A tax on the daft.
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And the Social Media Nazis (with the help of the BBC) strike again… When or where will this sort of thing stop? Tell a joke and get the sack or even arrested?! I’m no fan of Baker, but had he made the gag about a white baby (royal or otherwise) would there have been as much fuss? Of course Danny Baker will crawl to the faceless minority and ‘apologise’ for making a fucking joke… It wasn’t so long ago that almost all of Europe was getting bombed or gassed and our grandfathers were fighting on foreign fields… But now telling a joke is a crime and is the most they can get upset about… This world has gone fucking mad and Orwell was absolutely right all those years ago….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48212693
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Think I’ll nom this one…
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This has been discussed on one of the other channels this morning Norm. I couldn’t give a fuck about football but I rather like that team that beat Barcelona this week. I bet that other load of synagogue worshipping wankers that wear white are pissing themselves at the thought of meeting the Mighty Reds. Did I say I didn’t like football?
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It’s a shame Spuds fans won’t be able to get many tickets. All the tickets and hotel space was bought up at the beginning of the season by supporters of the team that actually expected to be there!
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Don’t forget to mention that Paul Pogba is a cunt. And an overpaid one at that.
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It’s a fucking joke, Norman.
Baker will struggle to find work again, certainly with any of the mainstream broadcasters, simply because of an ill-advised joke. Oh, and because he’s white. And male.
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And heterosexual, just to add to the virtue-signallers glee.
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Strange timing for this after two of the most incredible come-backs in the two CL semi-finals. Fair enough if you don’t like football but you can’t deny the excitement of those two matches. Not every game is exciting, some are rancid with dullness but when it hits its peak, there’s nothing to match it. Not cricket, not turgid motor sports, and certainly not the hômo sausage-fest that is rugby. After those recent games, ‘rugger fans mewling about football just seems ridiculous.
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Why does it seem ridiculous? What is ridiculous is the media and football fans’ belief that everyone is obsessed,and the country comes to a halt,because of football. I shouldn’t think that 99% of the population will have even watched the game,so assuming that everyone should have found it the most exciting thing since Annie Edson Taylor went over Niagara Falls in a barrel,really is ridiculous.
I didn’t see it and so will take your word for it that it was thrilling, and good luck to whichever team of mercenaries wins it.
Afternoon Capt.
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“Why does it seem ridiculous?”
Because this obsessive, shrill hatred of football by rugby fans (which isn’t there vice versa), this ubiquitous envy and chip-on-the-shoulder resentment is laughable when you see unmatchable excitement like this week’s Semi finals.
Afternoon Dick.
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I don’t think that most rugby fans hate football, Capt. M. I think that they just get sick of the media (and a lot of football fans) belief that everyone is obsessed.
I’ve just watched a thrilling horse race at Chester,but I’m not going to demand of everyone “Did you see that race?” and when they answer “No, I fucking didn’t” continue telling them all about it and expect them to immediately change their view that racing is not for them.
Anyhow, I think that most football fans seem to be too busy with their “hatred” of each other to bother with rugby.
” Hatred”?….a strong word. I certainly don’t “hate” football and can’t say that I’ve met many people who do…dislike? yes,but not “hate”. Most rugby fans will just be joshing and take the “homo rugby player” thing in good part,whereas some football fans seem to take any joking and kidding as “hatred”.
I shall try and watch the final,Capt., who knows, I may be converted. Which footy-shirt should a neutral wear to watch the event?
🙂 .
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I doubt if you’ll watch it Mr F. The only way is through pay per view for this one and I can’t see you putting your hand in your pocket for that.
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Given the interface of two tribes of English footy fans, lashings of booze and the ever-tolerant Spanish police, I’d suggest a chain-mail shirt…
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Hell for me Dick would be being forced to watch horse racing whilst listening to jazz.
Either that or Crufts and jazz.
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Actually Dick, I agree with most of the (witty & eloquent) comments you make about football. It is tribal, there is over-coverage, it’s saturated with foreign money, and the behaviour of many fans is appalling. Nonetheless, despite the fact that often games are drab and the refereeing pitiful (brown envelopes?), I return to it. I don’t even like sport.
Don’t watch the final though. Finals are sometimes unattractive, cagey affairs and as the CL is a bloated affair, I fear it might not be your cup of Darjeeling.
Tally bally…
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Incidentally, I don’t think the Horse-racing analogy works as nobody’s questioning or berating it.
However, I’ll gladly oblige if it’s a particular Achilles Heel of yours.
🎣
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See sobury is on question time tonight with……….. Nigel
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I can understand Glenn Hoddle going divvy last night on BT Sports… He is one of the Spurs’ greats, after all (and what a player he was)… But Rio fucking Ferdinand?! Where does that wobbly gobbed tosser think he’s at? Rio also was all over Liverpool the before… At least Gary Neville is proper United and would never be seen doing that… Mike Doyle (cunt though he was) used to get a lot of stick for his staunch blueness… But he was 100% City and he hated United and rightly so… Garv Nev is similar, as is Phil Thompson with Liverpool… But cunts like Ferdinand?! That’s modern football for yer…
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Ferdinand is a fucking lemon even when he isn’t on drugs. Remember when he missed his drugs test because he was “out shopping.”
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Yeah, but anyone daring to take a pop at him on the news or social media, and he’ll resort to Plan B. Or since he’s not white, Plan R, and bellyache about how hard done by he is and that no one likes him because “I iz black, innit!” rather than being a gobby useless, state-the-fucking-obvious bitter cunt stick.
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Modern football is a cunt… No better demonstrated than by Paul Pogba… What a wanker. The cunt dances all the time and thinks he’s cool… Your not Pogba you look like a cunt and prove it by dancing like a cunt. I’m half black but I wouldn’t dream of dancing and putting videos on Twatter of me doing the ‘latest’ moves. Something abaaaaaht these Africunts they have the worst haircuts (Paul Pogba, Bacari Sagna) and have to dance or try and be centre of attention. The weakest man is the noisiest man and it’s true.
I don’t need to give it large when I am out and abaaaaaht as I exude class and have an air of celebrity abaaaaaht me.
Anyways what the fuck was Danny Baker the wanker thinking posting that picture on Twatter…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7009283/BBC-Radio-5-Live-host-Danny-Baker-tweets-racist-Royal-Baby-monkey-image.html
The old racist cunt.
I find mild racism funny (as I am a bit racist against any non Black and White cunt who isn’t Carribean black and British white) but the Danny Baker the dumb cunt is trying to say it was about privilege etc and not race.
Go fuck yourself.
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And if you didn’t believe me here is Bacari Sagna…
https://images.app.goo.gl/LP4bmQu25h6YhyK17
Go fuck yourselves.
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Forgive the impertinence B&WC. But yes the Danny Baker post. I hesitate…
I have absolutely no doubt that you are the handsomest ISAC poster. I have absolutely no doubt that with your caramel or olive skin the most attractive man in any given company. I have no doubt that you give off an air of celebrity and exude class. I have absolutely no doubt that you are a man of substantial means.
But you must have giggled?
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Your right MP. 😁
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Although I find the ‘reaction’ to Baker’s antics both hysterical and predictable, I have little to no sympathy for Baker himself… The fat Millwall cunt has -like Lineker – many times played the race card where Brexit is concerned and labeled Leave voters as racist… Nice to see some of it coming back on the fat cunt…
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He’s a cunt Norman. I believe what he is now saying -that he meant is as a comment on class. Has ruined it for me. My point; it was funny understood as joke about race. The joke has been denuded. Now it’s not funny or has been made it unfunny by saying it was about class. The only really funny things in the world are about about class, race, religion, sex. But what made this particularly funny for me was that about race not class. What am I trying to say? It is only when we have thrown of the shackles of PC that we ALL can have a true laugh again.
I don’t believe really that comparing this new born to a chimp is offensive.
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I also hate the following:
No tackles or shoulder barges. Football has now almost become a contactless sport.
Foreign players with stupid names like Fred, and Jesus.
Managers who refuse to accept onvious incudents in a game.
The reference to “Mind Games” whenever one manager says something slightly controversial about another.
Assists. No place in football and should be restricted to American “sports”.
Fucking John Motson who still keeps popping up on the radio and in betting adverts. Cunt.
Fans who turn up to matches and once inside the ground do not wear shirts.
Watching pundits talk about the games we cannot see that they are watching live.
Players salaries. A cint this week has been given 7 days to decide whether he will accept a £350,000 a week salary or not.
The financial inequality between those teams in the Premiership, and the rest of the football league.
Managers that fail at one club, them fail at another, and another. The managers Merry Go Round.
Gary Lineker and Garth “Sontaran” Crooks.
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Forgot to include foreign football commentators who shout “Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.
Cunts.
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And Duhvid Beckunt, done for using a mobile while being a steering-wheel attendant.
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No tackles or shoulder barges is awful as it just dilutes the English game into Spanish or Italian football.
I loathe this word “Assists” which is almost as bad as when they called Injury Time “overtime” a few years ago.
Then there’s the grammar:
“The ref has saw it and…”
“He don’t shoot accurate.”
“They can play quicker…”
“They done good.”
….and these are the British players/commentators.
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Modern football culture is a cunt but not the game… This Liverpool side has played some of the best football this season and when I say football I mean defending as well as scoring.
Almost we to do is smash them Spud cunts and we’ll win the Champions League.
Should have won the league but Quatar FC with the Catalan cunt will probably win it now.
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Don’t forget diving like little gay Dailey in every match to try for a penalty from salad or whatever the fez heads called
I know cheating CUNT
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I used to know someone who played for Sheffield Wednesday, so not top but second layer. I asked him if the players care and he said they don’t give a shit as they inevitably support another team. They celebrate their win bonuses.
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I wonder how many of Paul Pogba’s peaceful brethren would approve of his yellow and blue parrot haircut in the picture above?
Try going to downtown Raqqa looking like that you cunt and see how long you’d last.
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Black and White – Didn’t realise he was a peaceful. Apparently the Koran allows men to dye their hair as it makes them more handsome. For women, it’s a big no no – it makes you like a kuffir woman and we wouldn’t want that.
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The Koran probably means dye your hair black, brown or blonde whatever not Parrot blue and yellow like Pogbellend.
Can’t stand the cunt and after going to Man U he’s confirmed his cunt credentials.
What do reckon about Spurs?
3-1 to us in the final. Gonna put a bet on.
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I think that score is well worth a punt b&w. Did you see that guy who won £1000 with a £5 bet on the Barcelona game? He had the reds to win and Origi as the first goal scorer. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you.
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Should be Reds to win 4-0! If you can build your own bet with 3 or 4 different elements in to it, you can win quite a lot for a small stake. Don’t bet on the number of corners being high though as the Spuds won’t get close enough to the Liverpool goal!
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Obviously given my handle….I’m a City fan, have been since I was in nappies and long before the oil money rolled in. Incidentally my first ever trip to Maine Road as a 5 year old was in September ’89 to see one of what proved to be very few things to smile about as a blue in the coming years.
I guess I would say this but I’d much rather be a blue than either denomination of red round these parts. Even while City stand on the edge of what many believe to be a period of domination and their influx of oil money, the club or its fans aren’t remotely despised as much….if at all….quite like Man Utd and Liverpool. Both sets of fans have a sourness and inability to enjoy supporting their clubs, be it Liverpool’s overwhelming siege mentality and sense of paranoia, or Man Utd’s deluded sense of entitlement and hypocrisy. They (and Liverpool in fact) sell out to a bunch of disinterested and money hungry Yank Jews…then cry like bitches when others follow suit and call us mercs. It’s highly hilarious. When the ultimate truth is that they just sold their soul for less, a lot less. I suppose it would eat away at you a bit while Glazer FC gets leveraged up to its eyeballs while the owners cream all the profit off the top.
Almost as hypocritical as the sort of retards that bleat on about the human rights abuses of City’s owners yet never batted an eyelid whilst strutting around in their £70 Nike or Umbro football shirt that probably cost 50p to produce and little Taiwanese child an 18 hour day to make.
One thing I do genuinely hope with my heart is that when City do win everything in sight each season….I hope to Christ that we don’t end up as twisted as our Salford and Merseyside neighbours. Please no.
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Thanks admin for unmoderating my comment so quickly. Any word on when I might be able to escape moderation completely?
No, I’m just a minion
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When you fuck off.
Play nicely
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Well that’s not very nice is it?
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Twisted? That cunt Liam Gallagher used to put the word ‘Munich’ on his autographs… And hypocrisy? Yeah, the sweatshops of Nike etc are despicable (and the last top I bought was an Admiral one from 79), but owners that condone anti semitism and stoning people to death? Comparing Nike to Abu Dhabi is like comparing Amazon to Hitler…
I missed the 5-1 in 89… I was at a Stone Roses gig in Valencia… Reni and Cressa (as blues) were elated… John, Ian and (especially) Mani were gutted… Jim Leighton was fucking shite… Even worse than Paddy Roche…
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If I was old enough I’d have probably been watching The Stones too, alas I was only 5.
To be fair I have friends now who still refer to Utd fans as Munichs, which I really have a problem with and they all know it. I enjoy a bit of playground tribalism as much as the next middle aged man but there’s a big difference between calling someone a cunt, and using the deaths of a bunch of sportsmen as some kind of 1-upmanship. So on that one I’m in agreement, on everything else you’re all cunts 😉
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Now, now. Your both from the same ‘purple race’ so you should be able to get on.
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Berti, I need to warn you about your use of that word ‘c- – – for all fellow posters. I’m afraid I’ve turned in to a bit of a vigilante on this since I was moderated for it.
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To be fair BSC my comments get moderated before any specific words get pulled. I’ve been a bit OTT previously on some of my comments apparently (I honestly can’t remember) so I’m in the sin bin long term it looks like. Terribly frustrating because when I have a witty and clever comment it only gets published long after the moment has passed.
So either I’ve been a bit naughty or I’ve just got one of those annoying purple spiky faces that people just don’t like.
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My lot are Chelsea and obviously I don’t want anybody else winning anything, home or abroad, but if someone does I just take it for what is and hope it’s a good game.
City will win the league and Liverpool the CL.
Whatever you think of Klopp, it’s difficult not to like the bloke and his passion. I’d have him at the Bridge tomorrow.
If things do go tits up for Klopp he can always return home and join the family equine business, which is currently managed by his brother Clipperty….
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What’s the difference between Eden Hazard and a bus?
Hazard can only carry ten passengers.
Shame he wont be there next season.
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This is why I don’t like football – all these juvenile comments being thrown around by rival football fans. You wouldn’t catch me joining in with that sort of thing.
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That banter is all part of the fun bsc.
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Love a bit of banter… I don’t like rival clubs and they don’t expect them to like mine… But I draw the line at cunts who laugh at air crashes like Munich or disasters like Hillsborough, Ibrox, or Aberfan… Anyone who brings death into football rivalries is a complete cunt…
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Quite right Norman. Like scummy Leeds. Thank fuck Sheffield United beat them to automatic promotion.
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Well said Norman.
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Socks pulled over the knee? What the FUCK is that all about????? Female pundits/commentators on the men’s game? Makes me go into DEFCON-1.
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David Beckham appeared at Bromley Magistrates’ Court today and has been given a six-month driving ban for using his mobile phone while behind the wheel.
The former England captain admitted to using his mobile phone while driving his Bentley through Great Portland Street in central London on 21 November last year.
Beckham, 43, received six points on his licence, disqualifying him from driving.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Fucking cunt.
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Am surprised he didn’t do his usual “Don’t you know who I am?” o even more desperate “Don’t you know who my wife is?”
Banned it Like Beckham, lol
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Looks like ‘Mr. Loophole’ couldn’t find the flaw in the prosecution case this time around. Shame.
Not.
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Players dancing, hugging and kissing each other. Managers who give their favourites a pat on the bum as they are substituted. All the high fives and thumbs up the players exchange when they have given away a corner or missed a sitter. Even refs have adopted stupid haircuts and allow players to touch them and give them cute little smiles. And what about Klopp´s Dentine teeth? Where did they come from? Modern football, schmootball!
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Klopp’s teeth are fucking horrible (I’m a Reds fan), as are a lot of his opinions. Bobby Firmno’s dazzlers are even worse. They’re like lorry headlights. He looks like a Gameshow host.
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I hate all football and anyone associated with the boring game. Bunch of overpaid cunts.
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Yes, too much money and too much exposure but…I love football.
It’s just the correct tempo, it’s not 92-48 like other stupid games, it doesn’t last too long but isn’t too short. It also doesn’t stop every five minutes to advertise crap. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. Otherwise, stfu.
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Lots of things to cunt football about but a postage stamp thunderbastard like Kompany’s the other night, or a perfectly executed nutmeg makes all the shit stuff meaningless.
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Imagine if Spurs actually do it. Before Arsenal. It would be so, so funny to witness. The cunts at ArsenalFanTV will be on suicide watch.
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The 25th anniversary of John Smith’s death OC. I know you’ve said you admired him. A debate in the HofC to mark it. Poorly attended.
Always like John Smith. And could be very funny. I remember him at the despatch box taking the mickey out of some disagreement/crisis between Major I think (in No 10 of course) Lamont in no 11.Bringing up the soap opera ‘Neighbours’. ‘For those who are connoisseurs of the programme…”just a friendly wave each morning’. Very funny he was.
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The last true principled, working class politician we had in one of the major parties. Shame to think what could’ve been had he not died.
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Smith died in 1994, the same year as Aryton Senna but John Smith’s widow got to keep the car.
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Smith lies buried on the holy island of Iona alongside 48 Scottish, eight Norwegian and four Irish kings. Seems a strange resting place for a working class Socialist. Wonder how the corrupt, complacente Scottish Labour Party managed to swing that one.
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I don’t normally comment on the football cuntings, as it is something that bores me to tears, and I can usually avoid everything about it. However, this last couple of days it’s been fucking impossible. Tv, Radio, internet, and various work cunts banging on about it. How Two English teams are in some fucking final, I couldn’t give a dry fuck. Are there any English cunts playing for these teams? Hurry up back to BT sport, or whoever fleeces mugs to watch this poncy drivel. Man bun wearing twats…..
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What is this Pogba you keep talking about? Sounds like a disease. You should try following a proper sport, rugby, which has proper names like Joe Cockasigna.
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Apparently, David Lammy personally knows the Ajax team and is showing solidarity by mourning their loss.
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