Guy Verhofstadt (7)

GUY VERHOFSTADT
Another cunting is in order for this EU shitstain who will attempt to meddle in the totally unnecessary EU elections next week by travelling to Britain to climb up the rancid arsehole of Vince Cable:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1121787/brexit-news-latest-update-election-theresa-may-customs-union-labour-jeremy-corbyn

Hopefully he will be the kiss of death for the LimpDumbs – the cunts cunt campaigning for the losers loser, but what a fucking liberty. It just shows the remoaners desperation.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

David Lammy MP (5)

 

Platinum cunt, David Lammy MP, and Independent journalist, Habiba Katsha, deserve a joint cunting for deriding good, hardworking British people who donate to aid charities in Africa.

Lammy says, ‘The world doesn’t need any more white saviours.’
Really, Lammy? Well thank the fucking heavens, I thought the UK would have to keep paying billions in foreign aid forever to corrupt and useless African regimes. Please let me know as soon as our rebate comes in. Cunt.

Katsha’s article in the Independent supports Lammy’s views in which she says she’s ‘an African from the Democratic Republic of Congo,’ even though she admits she’s never been there (what the fuck is that about?). Like Lammy she also adopts a sarcastic tone about the help Africa receives

Let me put both the cunts straight:
1) White people who give to aid charities do it out of genuine sympathy for the victims.
2) That’s on top of hundreds of millions donated by their own government.
3) Donors give quickly knowing that urgent action is needed to save lives. They don’t head-scratch looking to score white v black points.
4) TV reports by white reporters or ‘celebrities’ which follow up on the work of aid-agencies aim to show the donors positive stories produced by their donations…so they will keep on giving. To save more lives. Black lives, mostly. Geddit, Lammy?

That’s it. Nothing to do with colonialism. Nothing to do with identity politics. It’s about humanity, something bigots like Lammy and Katsha clearly don’t understand. Maybe they might have some praise for those who want to help? Well, no, that’s far beyond them.

So for me at least, the next time I see an African clinging on for dear life in a flood or one of those fucking terrible walking skeletons Africa is so good at producing, I’ll remember what they’ve said, I’ll get out my credit card and I’ll give…but I’ll give to my local hospice instead. Fuck Africa.

Maybe the cunts have helped me see the obvious; charity begins at home.

Nominated by Zippy

Diesel Drivers.

 

Are you delivering 20 tonnes of goods, 20+ passengers or ploughing field? No?
Then why are you driving about in a stinking, nasty, toxic dirty diesel you selfish polluting cunts!

Diesel engines belong in commercial vehicles, where they have a purpose.Not in a shopping car or a work wagon carting your arse to the office n back queued up outside my house every day while I try and watch Jeremy Kyle.

Fuck all the eco climate shit, this isn’t about that, thats just overpopulation, this cunting is about not wanting to keep breathing in the shit from tight cunt diesel owners’s filthy exhaust pipes. Walking down any road, driving anywhere or even in the garden I can’t get away from the nasty stinking choking diesel fumes that bless our green and pleasant land as they’re dumped into me breathing apparatus by passing penny pinching cunts.

OK you might save a few quid with the higher MPG, but if you don’t need massive torque and grunt to pull a massive load then just fuck off, I don’t want to breath in your filthy shit so you can save a few pounds a week, you cunt!.

A mate of mine bought a diesel and I said to the cunt “I’m sorry, I didn’t realise you were hard up” cunt didn’t get it. Mind you, his Mrs was a right heffer and I think he’d needed a bit of low RPM torque to get the car up his sloping drive with such a heavy load on board.

Dirty diesel bastards!

Nominated by Cuntry Cunt

The Royal Sprog

It’s A Boy!!

Rejoice! Rejoice! Let the church bells ring the length and breadth of the nation!

Yes, Megan M has done her bit as a brood mare, and we can duly consider ourselves blessed by the arrival of another royal sprog. What an exciting few days are in prospect. Wall to wall coverage on every news channel, complete with obligatory skin-crawling sycophancy and smarmy, shit eating grin from every newsreader. Special fifty page supplements in every newspaper, tracing the kid’s lineage back to the dawn of time, going on about how it’s ninety-fifth in line or whatever, and full of photos of ‘the happy family’ for us all to treasure for the rest of our lives.

There’ll be politicians falling over themselves to dish out their brown-nosing messages of congratulation to the happy couple. Then there’ll be the endless discussions about the sprog’s fucking name, and the endless interviews with those well wishing simpletons who’ve stood for hours outside the palace waiting for a bulletin; ‘oooh, they’re sach a laverly capple, Gawd bless ’em, they’re a hexarmple to us awall’.

I’m boaking already. Take your whole fucking circus and fuck off.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Retirement

All that time on your hands and fuck all to do. You feel as though you’re missing out on all the things other cunts do.

As a late riser ISAC contributor, what disappoints me is how most posters contribute early in the day, typically between 7 and 9 am. After the noisy cunts next door wake me around this time to go off to work, I usually rise around 11am.

It’s worse in the Winter when you can hear these twats scraping at their windscreens like rats in an attic. One such bastard even had the cheek to ask if I could give his car a push ‘cos it wouldn’t start. I had to shout down to Mrs.B to tell him to fuck off as I was asleep and even I wasn’t, I’ve got a bad back.

Now, I can see why Mr. Fiddler needs to rise this early to tend his flock but I’m at a fuckin’ loss to see why all the other cunts do. It’s really inconsiderate as most of the action on the site ends around midday. By the time I rise, have a leisurely breakfast, read the paper and collect my giro cheque, I feel I have missed out on the action.

Retirement is truly a cunt.

Nominated by Bluntspeakingcunt