Dame Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson

May I offer forth a cunting for Dame Phlegma Thompson, she of the highest luvvie echelons and ex-wife of that other prize cunt, Kenneth Bran-aggghhh.

If there are two things that really get on my increasingly irritated wick, they are:

A. Showboating celebrities and
B. Hypocrites.

Put the two together and you get one giant cunt of all cunts, to slay all other cunts known to man.

It appears that this sanctimonious twat sees fit to lecture the great unwashed about how they should be cutting down on their air travel in order to save the planet, but meanwhile back at the ranch, she is flying First Class, several times a year back and forth to the States, stuffing champagne and methane-spewing, dead cow in her piehole.

‘READ ALL ABBBAAAAT IT! here:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6993173/Actress-Emma-Thompson-spotted-carbon-spewing-BA-plane-jetting-New-York.html

According to this woman, we should all be doing our utmost to reduce our carbon footprint and if that means staying in Blighty with the pissing weather of a Summer, rather than caving in to the call of a Pina Colada in scorching Benidorm, then that is what we must do to preserve Mother Earth.

The fact that the average UK pleb doubtless takes no more than one or two return flights a year (if they are lucky) when they get time off from slogging their guts out year ’round, whilst she is jetting backwards and forwards from the US copious times a year, fucking around with her self-serving, self-promoting bullshit and gassing Mother Earth to within an inch of her life, seems to have escaped her somehow.

‘Do as I say, not as I do’ is what you mean, eh Dame Phlegma? Typical leftie, liberal, preaching hag who likes to think she is a ‘woman of the people’, but is so far removed from real life it is laughable.

Oh, just fuck off.

Tell you what dear, you can cut your air travel instantly by remaining in the US permanently, doing us all a damned favour.

CUNT!

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

Prince William (3)

The baldy, weedy looking prince in NZ. Never known which is which. The only son of the jug eared, homeopathic loon. That’s the one.

Speeches about Kiwis sticking together after the mosque attack. Emotional scenes with that pathetic girly PM. Bullshit piled on bullshit.
No virtue in remembering the multiple peaceful attacks worldwide before and since. No acknowledgement that the perpetrator was a single Aussie lunatic. Poor Islam. Poor Kiwis. Virtue, virtue, virtue.
What a bunch of useless cunts this whole expensive circus of a family is.

Niminated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a bit of a cunt, isn’t she?

Who is this preening loudmouth Yank and why is her shit-eating grin often in the news? Well she’s a congresswoman and is one of many being groomed for a potential Democrat leader. She’s certainly not a token female liberal Latino , definitely not, no no.

This Twitter-obsessed gurner tweeted fourteen times about the NZ mosque attack, even managing to crowbar in some blame for Big Don. However, despite six times the amount of victims, she has hasn’t tweeted one tweet about the Easter murders by Muzlims in Sri Lanka.

She’s also claimed on live TV that Trump is a racist because… Zzzz

Furthermore, when asked to explain the current low unemployment rate, she burbled, “Well, unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.”
Another unicorn-riding liberal who demands free college and trade-school education, presumably paid by the magic money tree or Father Christmas. Shut up, you grinning Lat.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Anjem Choudary (4)

ANJEM CHOUDARY:

May peace be among you for a cunting for this filthy, shit stained fly-blown bearded heap of *religious” shit Anjem Choudary, who is now safe at home in London after serving a spell in the slammer for his bloodythirsty views. Celebrating his return were 7 of his camel driving acolytes, no doubt getting a hard-on over all the bloodshed they can plan for us in the near future

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9016514/anjem-choudary-hateful-eight-reuniting/

Is there another cuntry in the world that would tolerate this gurning ape, who manages to produce shit from his mouth rather than his rectum, regrouping to cause yet more misery after a risible prison sentence?. No doubt he and the pansy Labourites will be planning a homecoming party for that Begun whore, who, poor little thing, if she gets sent to Bangladash will get hanged – so no chance of that happening. As Mangledbum would tell you, diversity is so wonderful duckies – just as long as he is well away from it in a for the many not the few mansion.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Ireland (2)

Ireland

Ireland is a massive cunt.

It only has a small population of 4 million but since one half-wit is one too many must be the most overpopulated place on earth.

Ireland will vote for absolutely anything:

Do you want to fuck your main economic partner Britain off ? Yes
Do you want the gays? Yes
Do you want a gaylord Indian prime minister? Yes
Do you want closer ties with the EU? No.

No? Ill ask again you stupid cunt.

Do you want closer ties with the EU ? Yes

Ireland is a cunt .

Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons

These fuckers are really getting on my nerves. They’ve become supercilious cunts determined to crawl as far as they can up the EU’s ass. The Paddy’s keep going on about how they fought for their independence from us only to give it up again to a bunch of creeps in Brussels’s. They are totally unaware of the irony of this, so deep is their hatred of the U.K. Total fucktards. Every time I see that queer tosser Varadkar on TV, trying to insinuate his way into Barnier’s crusty silk underpants, I feel sick.

If they had a fraction of the spirit of their independence minded forefathers they would tell the EU to take a running jump.

I don’t mean to offend anyone here who’s Irish, but fuck off.

Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine