Another nomination for that tiresome whinger, Mr Dynamic himself, Andy Murray. Now talking about how he might enter Wimbledon, but won’t succumb to any pressure to do so. The same tosser who wept like a baby a few months ago in front of the tv cameras when he announced his ‘retirement’ Nothing like a bit of publicity eh, you boring tosser.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
The big knobs at Cambridge University have ordered an investigation into their archives to see if the University has benefitted from the slave trade during it’s illustrious history. They then intend to apologise for this terrible stain on their reputation.
Jesus fuck my old boots! There isn’t an institution or a rich family, which dates back to those times, in this country who weren’t up to their necks in the fucking slave trade. Everybody knows that. That’s how all the rich cunts got super rich and why their descendants are rolling in it today.
You can’t reverse history so what’s the fucking point in crying about it? Those cunts won’t be giving their money away that’s for sure. Fucking pathetic virtue signalling fucking wankers.
Nominated by Freddie the Frog
‘The University of Cambridge is to investigate its own historical links with slavery and will examine how it might have gained financially.
It has launched a two-year study that will examine its archives to see whether it gained from the slave trade.
Universities have faced questions about the legacy of links to slavery.
“It is only right that Cambridge should look into its own exposure to the profits of coerced labour,” said vice-chancellor Stephen Toope.’
There is an advisory board set up to study the links. Ultimately paid for by us, no doubt. This is totalitarian liberal year zero. History denied. Graven images before the rise of the prophet (piss be upon him)
I wonder if, while they are at it, they could see if they have benefitted from feudalism or the industrial revolution. I want my compensation from the cunts.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
| I wish to re-cunt Alastair Campbell.For the last week or so the BBC has been plugging its upcoming series featuring “celebrities” discussing their mental illnesses and this epitome of CUNTITUDE keeps manifesting himself in the trailers whingeing about his “depression”. Now I know several people who have seen psychiatrists with depression and they’ve just got on with their lives. I’m guessing that this CUNT is going to milk his condition for everything it’s worth in an attempt to gain sympathy. No doubt he’ll try an make out that being depressed caused him to hit the bottle. Bullshit! He’s a fucking alkie and unlike the majority of pissheads who are actually quite nice people he is an out and out evil bastard. nominated by cuntator |
Obituaries
Probably not a new phenomenon, but when a marginally famous cunt kicks the bucket there’s this sudden outpouring of grief, even though in some cases the person was close to a natural death primarily for being a very old cunt indeed!
But that doesn’t stop Twatter and Fuckbook (and ABBC) going into meltdown with all the faux distraught tears of grief and sorrow for a person most of the twatters barely knew in person!
I do sometime wish these celebs who claim to have known the dead person would actually come out with the truth and say “He was a complete cunt and I’m glad the bastard is dead!”
But that would be seen as uncool. So instead it’s “He was a great man, and I shall miss old whatshisface terribly!” (and then they will constantly refresh their Facebook page to see how many likes they’ve garnered)
And another irritation is when a teenager is stabbed and killed by like-minded knife-wielding teenage cunts, the family of said victim subsequently posts all manner of shit on Facebook to say what a charming, happy-go-lucky boy he was; sadly taken away from us; we are broken; RIP my angel…. blah blah fuck off!
But what they forget to say is that their “little angel” was probably a gang leader or drug runner; robbing cars, mugging old ladies and stabbing anyone who got in his way. All of that is conveniently forgotten!
Oh and if the stabby victim is not-white and the attacker is white, then of course the former was killed through a racist incident, and not for being a gang member of a rival gang!
When you’re dead you’re dead. Cut the fake grief, crocodile tears, teddy bears and black arm bands – 95% of the nation don’t give a knuckle shuffle about the dead cunt or his legions of “friends”
Fuck ’em
Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen
Small dogs are fucking cunts.
My neighbour down the street has two of the little pricks, and thinks nothing of leaving them in the garden for hours on end, where the will yap the whole fucking time. Occasionally, the fat cunt pops out to shout at them, which does nothing but add his mongoloid voice to the cacophony of noise emanating from his humble abode. Dogs barking in general get on my tits, but it is the little cunts with the high pitched screetch that make my fucking blood boil. I know most of it is down to shit, cunty owners, who mollycoddle the noisy little twats, and think discipline Is feebly saying ‘don’t bark, petal’ every two minutes, with absolutely no effect. If these thoughtless twats don’t want to kick the little cunts, I will gladly do it for them, at no cost.
Nominated by Gutstick Japseye