Kidults are cunts.

The definition of a kidult is:
kidult (plural kidults) (informal, marketing, sociology) An adult who participates in youth culture and activities traditionally intended for children.

Why have they suddenly pissed me off?
Because I am surrounded by work colleagues who are eagerly watching trailers on the their mobile phones for…
…the Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
Cunts. Utter, utter, utter cum gargling cunts.

Is this some kind of joke? I’m afraid not, I’m being quite serious.
And I quote “that looks fucking awesome”, “I’m definitely going to see that”, “it’s Sonic innit?”.
I can’t believe it. These are grown adult men. The youngest is 28. Their idea of entertainment is a fucking cartoon hedgehog.
It used to be just the fucking nerdy neckbeards, but now it’s every cunt. They’re playing games consoles, they’re watching The Avengers, FUCK OFF ! Fucking spandex lycra peedo bullshit. Any shiny computer generated circle jerk over the same soggy biscuit and these cunts are there.
Why aren’t they fixing shit, breaking shit, learning shit, buying powertools or simply drinking beer?
Next thing you know there’ll be a movie about snake (famously featureless early nokia mobile phone game) and these cunts will be all over it, cumming in their pants at the CGI and revelling in the brand spanking new low that binds their feeble minds together.
I’ve tried to get them on a basic diet, things like “13 Tzameti” or “man bites dog” but their tiny minds still harbour suspicion.
I’m living in a cultural wasteland, and these cunts are the dead trees.

Nominated by Cuntflap

The Met Office:
This worse-than-fucking-useless shower (haha) of excrement try to cover all the bases.
Monday- “A Spanish plume will send temperatures spiralling upwards, making it fucking redders for the next 3 months. Fire up the barbie, me hearties, and drink your own body weight in Newcy Brown”.
Tuesday- “The jet stream will suddenly move southwards this week, and it’ll be fucking freezing for the next few weeks. Put that barbie away, you silly cunts.”
I really don’t see the need for these (taxpayer-funded) fuckwits anyway- all you’ve got to do is look out of the fucking window to see what the weather’s doing.
They also predict ” a frigid pool of numbing air sinking southwards across the nation”- does this mean that fucking witch Krankie is planning to visit us?

Get fucked.

Nominated by cuntzilla

The mail is the highest selling daily in the UK and until fairly recently reflected the views of middle England to an extent, but now they have lost the plot completely. Almost unforgivable they decided to side with traitor May over Brexit, but the bales of straw that fucked this camel’s back are their hounding of Tommy Robinson and UKIP. The cunts can’t even print his name without resorting to the so called BBC trick of giving his “real” name in the same sentence.

The hatchet job on ukip candidate Carl Benjamin this Sunday was breathtakingly hypocritical, as in the preceding pages they had condemned the selective misrepresentation of Roger Scruton’s statements by the lefty media.

Count Dankula, another ukip candidate with a significant online following, has also been targeted with the sort of biased untruthful smears one would expect from the guardian. I will never purchase their pile of cunt again, but may continue to peruse the pub copy’s racing page on Saturdays. Yesterday I signed up for the Brexit Party, £25 well spent.

Nominated by Themagiccunt

Moby. The Thick Cunt.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6964877/Moby-reveals-hit-rock-bottom-attempted-suicide.html
The 53 year old musician punched himself in the face after a failed relationship. This may or may not have been after he dated/shagged Natalie Portman.

“One night, years earlier, after another relationship failed because of panic, my frustration and anger boiled over until I started punching myself in the face. I hit myself once. Then again. Then again, very hard, making myself fall backward onto the floor. For a second it felt good and even justified – I had punched myself in my worthless face. Then I was scared, because I didn’t know if I was sane. Sane people generally didn’t punch themselves in the face until they fell down.”

What a cunt. A complete and utter cunting McCunt. From Cuntsville. Money, fame and shagging a hot famous chick and he can’t get his shit together? Him and Damon Albarn should go and co-habit and twiddle each other over how hard life is.And how everyone is being nasty to ole Theresa May. Maybe they could play at the Windsor Horse show on May 8th for all the horse faced relics who claim to have met Prince Charles once. They could all start a charity. A rescue pop relics from themselves charity. Get Prince Charles as a patron. God knows on some level they all deserve each other.

Nominated by CaliAngel

Moby the bald-headed environmentalist cock-sucker, purveyor of shit music, recently revealed that he rubbed his cock on an unaware Donald Trump at a crowded party. The public reaction – zilch. The so-called anti-rapists are SILENT. Funny how none of those hyper-sensitive PC MeTooCunts are accusing Moby the uber lib of being a creepy monster. Could you imagine if the roles had been reversed or Hilary Clinton had been the ‘victim’? It seems sexual assault is only wrong if you’re a hetro-normal white male, and god help you if your politics are on the right.

And British police recently came under critisicm . actual CRITISICM, for simply mooting the idea they will want to look at the mobiles of women who cry rape! God forbid fake rape claimants should actually be discouraged in some way from making malicious claims of sexual assault, becuase everyone knows there’s no chance of them actually being prosecused if and when found out.

Nominated by MandroidZ

Interfering Incomers.

A pub in a village a few miles away from me closed a while ago. It was a shithole. The owner has now applied to convert it into a private house. Several “locals” have objected saying that it should remain as a pub as it was an amenity. It’s not the long-time locals objecting,it’s the fucking incomers. Never mind that most of them hardly ever drank in the place,they think that the owner should,apparently, run at a loss just in case they fancy making their yearly appearance.
My own local village is also plagued by the same sort. The incomers objected to a farmer converting one of his old barns into a hostel/ camping site. They even got a petition up. Although they didn’t ask me to sign it,I told the organisers that I rather hoped that the new business was hired long-term by Social Services and used to give troubled children and Pikeys a well-deserved holiday.

What really fucks me off is the way that these people have built extensions,conservatories etc. on their overpriced farm-labourers’ cottages and nobody objected….now all we hear is ” It’ll change the whole character of the village”. Well, they’ve changed the whole character of the village themselves,and not for the better. Dreadful middle-management types with social worker/teacher wives imagining that they are the guardians of the “unspoiled beauty.”….Load of utter shite. The area can not just stand still because these appalling people want to pull up the drawbridge.

Luckily I don’t live near enough to the village to have to deal with them often,and since I stopped them using a nearby field for their “family fun day”,they try not to have too much to do with me. Black+ White Cunt actually gave me an idea the other day when he suggested organising a music festival. I think that I’ll apply to have a weekend long rave in the field that they used to use,and make sure that it’s on the same weekend as their fucking family fun-day…see how they like that one up them.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler