Provocation

Provocation

Anyone who nominates a subject hereon, with the sole intention of goading fellow cunters into an outraged reaction, is a cunt.

I can’t think of any specific examples but I’m sure it does happen… ahem.

Furthermore, should the aforementioned cunter gain any level of self satisfaction from lighting the blue touch paper, standing well back and quietly smirking at the resultant tsunami of indignation, then that cunter should, in my opinion, be thoroughly ashamed of myself, sorry, themselves, the cunt.

Nominated by Cunt Reviled

Marvel Avengers

That Avengers shite is a load of cunt…

I am sick of hearing about this CGI filled diversity obsessed drivel… Three fucking hours?!! Who in their right mind would sit through that load of crap for three hours?! It’s a load of bollocks… Only Robert Downey Jnr can act out of them and Skanklett Johansscunt will/has promoted the film by spouting her usual virtue signaling bullshit… It’s a total load of shite…. Of course, mongs who love crap like Game of Thrones and Harry Potter will love it like the cunts they are…

There is only one Avengers anyway… The one featuring John Steed and Emma Peel…

Nominated by Norman

Wimmins history

I want to nominate wimmins history for a well deserved cunting. I remember when you could pick up a history book and be entertained by the activities of Henry V, laying into the Frogs on StCuntins day, or Nelson fucking the Frogs over again at Trafalgar. Yes, there were women but these mostly had the good masculine qualities of, well, fucking over the Frogs or the Spanish, like Elizabeth I or Victoria. Now, the study of history is dominated by shit bag resentful feminist historians, who see history as nothing more than the oppression of wimmin by brutish men. Blood and guts history has been replaced with turgid monographs on the history of female basket weaving in 16th century Andorra. There’s a reason that wimmin of the past have been left in obscurity by traditional history. That’s because they were boring fucktards that led boring, meaningless existences. Why the fuck would you want to read about them?

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

 

Men Who Wear Flip Flops

A full tilt cunting for men who wear flip flops.
Just what the fuck are you thinking , you twats.
Normal shorts, 3/4 shorts and a pair of poxy fucking flip flops. Why not swap them out for a pair of heels or some nice strappy sandals.
You fucking great poncy cunts.

Nominated by Cuntsville

Pep Guardiola (2)

Pep Guardiola is a cunt…
The Gorton Globetrotters manager spouted more nu-footie shite when he said “We’ll see how far we get. We are fighting with the best Liverpool ever, one of the best teams I’ve seen in my life.”

Best LFC side ever?! Better than Shankly 74 (Keegan, Toshack, Smith, Callaghan), Paisley 77-83 (Dalglish, Hansen, Souness, Heighway etc), Dalglish 86-90 (Barnes, Beardsley, Rush)? Bob Paisley’s side for starters would have pissed all over the current Man Citeh mob from a great height… Do fuck off ‘Pep’ you clueless hired mercenary of a cunt…..

 

Nominated by Norman