Ben Bradshaw

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What the fuck was Charlie thinking about giving this old dung puncher a knighthood?

What on earth has he ever done for the people of Exeter?

Has he done anything for the indigenous people of the United Kingdom?

A Blairite apparatchik that is the next best thing to fucking useless.
Jesus on a fucking Harley Davidson. Why?

Devon live

Nominated by Cunty Mort link provided by Barry zuckercunt.

46 thoughts on “Ben Bradshaw”

    • Ben had doubts about the honours system…
      But convinced himself he deserved it?!!😆

      You can’t kid a kidder Ben.
      You couldn’t get your ballgown on quick enough you shameless little cunt.

      Oh
      PS
      I don’t worry about HIV.
      Don’t have to.

      • Well put Mis, my thoughts exactly. It’s 2023, only the most obsequious toady accepts a gong. In the link he says he is fucking off to Sicily after the election. Roll on 2024.

        Oh and please take your coterie of bumboys with you. Nothing personal you understand Ben, just in the interest of public health.

    • Is he related to the person who brought out the train timetable book, for arranging hanky-panky to be performed on them ?

      • ‘the person who brought out the train timetable’

        That was George Bradshaw.

        ‘It is you who are unpoetical,” replied the poet Syme. “If what you say of clerks is true, they can only be as prosaic as your poetry. The rare, strange thing is to hit the mark; the gross, obvious thing is to miss it. We feel it is epical when man with one wild arrow strikes a distant bird. Is it not also epical when man with one wild engine strikes a distant station? Chaos is dull; because in chaos the train might indeed go anywhere, to Baker Street or to Bagdad. But man is a magician, and his whole magic is in this, that he does say Victoria, and lo! it is Victoria. No, take your books of mere poetry and prose; let me read a time table, with tears of pride. Take your Byron, who commemorates the defeats of man; give me Bradshaw, who commemorates his victories. Give me Bradshaw, I say!’

        G.K. Chesterton, The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare

      • Miles@

        You probably know,
        But Chesterton invented the character ‘ Father Brown ‘ a sleuthing priest, adapted for TV currently popular.

        Ps
        Not popular with me obviously.
        He should keep his nose out of people’s business and concentrate on weddings,funerals and christenings.

      • ‘Based’ very very loosely on the stories.
        Mrs P. likes it.
        It is I suppose not egregiously bad.
        They have black people in it.

        But that quote is GK 7s great. ‘The ‘Prince of Paradox’ he is called.

        For years since Wilde it was about the ‘anarchic’ Artist. Chesterton turns it all upside down saying the true Artist is concerned with Order.

        Just thought that Bradshaw’s Railway Guide must have been fascinating to a certain group of people. Namely trainspotters.

        Afternoon Miserable.

      • My cousin was a trainspotter Miles.
        During the 70s /early 80s.

        We grew to dislike each other growing up.
        Friendly till about 9yrs.

        I thought he was the pinnacle of geek.
        Flares and anorak stood on a railway station all day with his flask.

        I was embarrassed by/for him.

        Nowadays I realise it was a escape, a oasis of tranquility and order away from his mother who is frankly puddled.

        Anyway, he became a train driver earnt a fuckin fortune.
        While I graft my bollocks off.

        Who says there’s no such thing as poetic justice?
        😁

  5. That’s a suspiciously long finger. No prizes for guessing where that’s been.

      • Looks like well equipped for a second job as a prostrate examiner. To paraphrase Elton # can you feel the glove tonight no cos I ain’t using one. And so on

    • The wretched cunt says he’s off to Sicily after binning his self enrichment in Westminster..

      Hopefully he try some of his deeply unsavoury antics with some poor cunt who has association with the Costa Nostra….which leads to the puffs “mysterious disappearance”..by being fed to wild boars.

      Jolly Good.

  10. Yet another poofy ex BBC shirt lifterwho seems to think taking it up the arse makes him extra special. After Chris Bryant nothing surprises me. Labour have always been in the sewer – just read “Ruling Passions” by Tom Driberg – high churchman, a wife for a beard and forever chasing young soldiers in public lavatories. When he got in trouble socialist Driberg got Lord Beverbrook to get him out of it, and not in to a police cell. Fucking hypocrites the lot of them.

  11. Just been reading Ali Beebie’s highest paid star list. I fail to understand how Mr Jug ears gets 1.3M of our money.

    Couple that with some cunts whose name I have never heard of!

    What a bunch of mugs we are.

    • Glad I’m exempt from their up hill gardening club. I now gloat in in watching everything for free. I selfishly don’t want them shut down. I want to wallow in all their hypocrisy.

    • Explanation CM is that if you watch any live television you are required by law to contribute to his astronomical pay cheque. But take heart, this particular gravy train is fast approaching the buffers.

  12. LGBT rights are going backwards? Really???? Not from where I’m looking they are not. The ideaology is being rammed down our throats whenever possible and most people (including loads of members of the gay community) are quite rightly fucked right off with it.

    Having utter contempt for the ideaology that is been outrageously promoted does not automatically mean one has contempt for trans people. I couldnt give a flying fuck what you want to be, who you want to suck off or what you want to ram up your dirt box just dont tell me about it and dont try even think about forcing that shite on my children.

  13. Cunt had a major role in destroying the NHS – private management proposals, hospital car parking charges, and above all the ludicrously useless IT scheme. Even Blair didn’t trust him, though. It was Gordon who gave him the keys to the NHS safe.

    Another recipient was Ben (Golden Emuobowho ffs) Okri. Wrote a pome about Grenfell Tower. For contributions to the debasement of English literature and the jumping of bandwagons.

    Still and all, if I got a Birthday Honour, I would know for sure I was a cunt instead of merely suspecting it. Come the revolution….

  14. Pulls his snout out of one trough and straight into another. Dirty fucking bumloving champagne socialist.

  15. The header pic ,
    ” Pull my finger”
    Not a fuckin chance.

    Bouffant haired skeletal Hugh Grant fucker.

  16. OT but just accidentally tuned the telly to a tennis match. How long have the women been wearing shorts under their skirts instead of those lovely tight little knickers I’ve seen in the past?

  17. The American equivalent of a knighthood would be the Presidential Medal of Freedom (I guess). Whoever the President or monarch is will determine if these honors go to people who are worthy or complete cunts. Looks like the latter will be the case from here on.

  21. Bend over Ben another one of Labours finest
    Ideal candidate to take over as lead newsreader for the BBC 👍

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