Milkshake throwers are cunts.
I don’t know where this pathetic form of protest comes from, but it can fuck right off. Obviously perpetuated by brainless fucks who know nothing of the subject they are protesting about, because if they did, they would be able to articulate themselves as to why the are so opposed to the recipient. No, let’s get some easy likes on social media by chucking a child’s drink over some cunt. As the targets of this nonsense are ‘extreme right wing activists’ the press and the plod are going easy on the perpetrators. Sourberries gets called names and there’s arrests all round, but get coated in the semi viscous chemical that passes for a milkshake in McDonald’s? Let’s see how lightly they get off…..

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Addition by Cupid Stunt

John Murphy, who egged Cuntbyn in March, received 28 days at Her Majesty’s pleasure. The decrepit old cow that put him away said, “a custodial sentence would send a clear message that attacks on MPs must stop.” Let’s see what happens to the Milk Shake cunt but don’t hold your breath.

People who bleach their teeth are cunts, aren’t they.✨

Dazzling grinders giving off the glare of a lorry’s headlights. Smiles that glow a nuclear purple. Christ on a hover board…just use a toothbrush you phosphorescent phuckwits.

Is this a subconscious desire to be a 1980s Gameshow host? The rate of cuntitude is unsurprising in the culprits: Christian Ronaldo, Bieber, Tom Cruise… but it’s not just arse-pirates who bleach their gnashers. Emma Watson, Jürgen Klöpp, the Beckhams, the Gallaghers, Morgan bloody Freeman, Colin one-trick Firth, and Emma “Aeroplane loyalty card” Thompson all shine a torch in your face.

Judging by that list of horrible cunts, let’s hope there are plenty of chemical disasters.

Listen Twinkles, teeth aren’t meant to be bright white. You look like a cunt. A dazzling, incandescent, abnormal, unnatural cunt.

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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

“Heroes and Warriors”.

I’m sick of the hyperbole employed by sports commentators and reporters. I don’t just mean football, I’ve heard it many other sports…even fucking darts and snooker players being described as “warriors”.

However,football seems to be the most extreme example… ” He’s a warrior,a midfield enforcer” which normally precedes the warrior/enforcer falling to the floor,rolling around while screaming like a girl after an opposition player as much as farts within 5 yards of him.
” The Gods blessed him with a magical left foot”….well,good of them,no doubt,but they “gifted” just about everyone with a left foot….”magical”,possibly not,but still capable of kicking a ball which is pretty much all his does.

” The greatest comeback since Lazarus”…a phrase so overused lately that I suspect that it is beyond resurrection itself.

“If you cut him,he’d bleed red/white/blue”…Oh,yes…until he was offered a massive pay rise by some club that played in green/black/yellow.

“A loyal club servant committed to taking the club forward”…..his agent couldn’t get him the move to a better-paying club so he’s going to run his contract down until he can take advantage of the Bosman ruling.

” The day that the whole city has been waiting for”….no,most of the “city” won’t give a shit apart from wondering if their local is going to be trashed by a group of yobs in footy shirts,or will they be attacked for wearing the wrong colour bobble-hat.

” He’s an intelligent footballer”…now this is the worst,sheer bollocks…all footballers are as thick as pigshit or they’d have opted out of football as children as taken up a Real Man’s Game…..RUGBY. (Sorry,did try and resist the urge…nah, I didn’t really)

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

The cunts cunt has been spending more of her husbands money on adverts “designed to speak to wimmin”. The demented old trollop is plainly getting desperate:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1130930/european-elections-vote-2019-live-UK-candidates-brexit-party-theresa-may-EU

Do wimmin really fall for this horseshit from a tart with her own mercenary reasons for wanting to stay in the EU. Even Mrs. Boggs can see through the old cunt.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Jibriel Guled jailed for 26 weeks after kicking a four month puppy to death. Google his photo, a depraved foreigner with evil eyes & demonic intentions.
Just give me 26 minutes in some dark alley to kick the f****** daylights out of him, and every other sick man or woman degenerate inflicting intolerable suffering upon our most vulnerable, defenceless animals, babies & children. A pair of nailed boots & boxing gloves would at the very least save the court cost of any mitigating, nauseous defence. If anyone harmed just one of my beloved family I would quite happily exercise “hell has no fury…,” and face time behind bars for my remaining years.

Nominated by Lostsheep