ITV “COMEDY”

A DFS half price sale, which kills 99% of all known germs and spreads straight from the fridge cunting please for ITV who have decreed that in future there will be no more naughty male-only comedy scriptwriters employed by ITV. What a good job the snowflake generation didn’t come along when Frank Muir and Denis Norden, Alan Simpson and Ray Galton or Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48668652

I had no idea ITV still produced comedy – their last effort “Bad Move” was unceremoniously dumped last year with ITV motherfucker in chief Kevin Lygo dismissing comedy by telling the proles they could get their comedy from the soap operas (though even Mrs Boggs finds Corrie humour heavy handed and Emmerdale Farm’s non-existent).

Of course the BBC went down this road years ago when they decided that every panel/comedy show had to have at least one ugly overweight dyke on it (the reason Jo Brand still exsists I suppose), who to a woman are as funny as World War 3.

The result of the BBCs edict can be heard each evening on Wireless 4 at 6.30 with ancient quizzes still being spunked out, and *ethnic* comedians in 4 part series, or American iron David Sedaris (not a woman but he talks like one with a high pitched whine), Australian lesbians, American lesbians, – last weekend they even started a serial about a female Parking Stanley detective.

These broadcasting harridans and pansies need to remember one thing: men on the whole are better writers and performers of comedy – there have been exceptions – Hylda Baker, Beryl Read, Joan Sims, Fennella Fielding, Betty Marsden, Hattie Jacques and Eleanor Summerfield but they are a minority, and a very small one.

Most present day comedians are just cheap and repetitive, and fucking ITV need to find some real comedy, performed by men OR women – not just unfunny lezzies that the wimmin commisioners fancied at Oxbridge.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-06-18/itvs-head-of-comedy-bans-all-male-comedy-writing-teams/

Not content with blocking the stairs, this cunt wants to fuck with your hearing too.

The spacially unaware are fucking cunts.

Today I watched a sweaty pork beast lumber her way down a pavement far too narrow for her and force an elderly man into the road. Probably due to underperforming aged joints, any decision to turn around and go back would have left him looking like a failed impression of Indiana Jones in the opening scenes of Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
He could have tried a stand off but I fear her gravity would have created a re-entry event, leaving him slowly suffocating in some mould ridden fold of her equatorial waist fat.
I suppose my criticism of her might imply some menacing attitude on her behalf, but I suspect that once she started down the narrow section a combination of the 1% decline and the earth’s gravity contrived to worsen the situation.
She could however, like so many people who get in my way regularly, begin practising the art of foresight.
For fuck’s sake, what is wrong with some people?

Nominated by Cuntflap

A cunting please for US political rhetoric.

Political rhetoric is dire in the UK but listening to the US Democratic nominees on the radio this morning, I was reminded just how much worse it is on the other side of the pond.

US political rhetoric has always been full of empty, wholesome apple pie sentiments which mean very little. Abe Lincoln started it, but there was honesty and substance in what he said as he was a great man, unlike the Pygmies that have succeeded him, most of whom have adopted his phraseology but none of his substance.

JFK was a master of the genre but when you analyze his speeches you realise they were empty. The absolute undisputed master of the genre was Barack Obama, whose eloquent, empty, brain dead speeches were a waste of breath. He never said one single thing of substance but made it sound like a cross between Honest Abe and JFK.

Anyone can make up these speeches. The Democratic nominees are now doing them all the time. Here’s one I made earlier –

“My fellow Americans. I was born in a humble log cabin. As a child I had a dream, the American dream of freedom, liberty and prosperity for all under the noble banner of our fathers. We must endeavour to persevere. Vote for me to realise the profound and far sighted vision of our Founding Fathers who conceived this nation in liberty and equality. God bless America, etc, etc, etc……”.

Bollocks.

That’s why the Orange One is so popular. He doesn’t speak like this. He speaks like Trump.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Melania Geymonat her partner are to be nominated despite having an element of sympathy for them.

Earlier this June, these two women were subject to a totally unjustified and appalling violent attack on a bus, when some scumcunts beat them for refusing to kiss on demand. The assailants appear to have been arrested and will be dealt with accordingly:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48555889

So why on Earth am I cunting the victims here?

It is really, really unfortunate that these two women have taken the opportunity to use this assault to demonise all men via identity politics, and apply the very same judgemental attitude that their assailants no doubt did.

Comments they have made since the assault, speaking to The Telegraph and The Guardian:

“[We] have been out with women [on dates] before, and every single time, I am going to assume they were heterosexual men, interrupted us. We were just doing our thing, existing. And I think there is this entitlement men feel, to women, and especially two women together. They feel like our sexuality is for their entertainment.”

“I do think that, of course, porn plays its own part in contributing, in treating women as objects that are there for the male gaze.”

It is probably fair to say that the overwhelming majority of men would not beat up two women for refusing to ‘perform’. As ever, the entire net has been cast over the ol’ heterosexual male bogeyman to further an agenda. And I am so fucking tired of reading this kind of bollocks from the liberal left.

May I venture to speculate that a fair number of ’heterosexual men’ were there to help you after the attack, including the police, the people who helped give you photo evidence, and the people giving you a platform to speak out against the abuse?

I truly sympathise with the terror of being subjected to that kind of outrageous assault. But I can’t, not even in these dire circumstances, allow such an exhibition of cuntitude to remain unchecked.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Care in the community…………..
People have problems, I have problems, you have problems too but why make them other peoples.
Mrs B and I have moved to a nice ground floor flat with a garden a lovely neighbour who we will call Mrs fruitbat lives next-door, I know she is lovely because Mrs B told me so, mrs Fruitbat is a very nervous person and this is the first time she feels safe in a community (she like us has just moved in).
Any way in the build up to the move I replaced the end fence on our property to be and Mrs fruitbat asked a few questions, “Does the fence have to be that big”?, No it wont be I replied, its feather edge in 6ft lengths and I will cut it down to 5ft.
Next was the “is my fence big enough? “ I said it should be and she asked about the dogs I explained Greyhound good with people but likes to chase small and furry.
She broke down, ooh I was going to have kittens! I cant have them now, your dog will kill them, what about my grand children? Will they be safe?
Well it seems that after that Mrs Fruitbat decided to complain to the housing association saying we had dangerous dogs and that she can not have her grand kids round in case they are attacked.
The housing association has yet to contact us on this matter, nor I them about her accusing me of knocking on her door for no reason (as kids would say WTF, why would I want your attention)
That my dear is why you have a nervous disposition and believe everyone is against you, because they are, not because you have a “Victim aura” but because you are a stupid fucking attention seeking cow, manipulative bitch and a bit of a cunt to be honest
Any way I feel better now, because Mrs B phoned me up and said this was all my fault “Giving her the wrong idea” as opposed to Mrs Fruitbat and her crusade to convince all she is the victim of society

Nominated by lord benny