A nomination for Wolf Alice. No, I’d never heard of these cunts either until this morning, when they called for a boycott of the Eurovision contest. Can’t remember them calling for a boycott when it was held in Turkey and also in Russia some years ago. So, no prizes for guessing what motivates them.
Anyway, shove your sanctimonious virtue signalling up your collective backsides.
Israel will still be there, long after you’ve been forgotten.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
David Lammy is a cunt, isn’t he.
Let’s talk about deportation, shall we. If you’re a foreign national and you commit a crime, you can be deported if the sentence is more than 12 months. It’s the same in most countries.
Chevon Brown, who was recently deported back to Jamaica, says that he “doesn’t feel safe” there. In the past fourteen months, five deportees to Jamaica have been killed. Well, might I suggest that you should’ve thought about that earlier. It’s a deterrent. Enter Lammy stage left, speciously tweeting:-
“Press pause on Deportation to Jamaica.”
Hmm. And do what?
➖ Keep them in prison at a staggeringly giddy cost to the tax-payer (prison rent/food/free education) – £45,000 per annum for men (double for women), and therefore allow the possibility that foreign national criminals could stay in the UK?
➖ Release them letting them evade justice and punishment?
➖ What about other criminals due to be deported to their home countries? No special treatment for them? No, fuck the rest of them, I suppose, they’re not black and who cares, not your people, might be white, fuck ’em, eh? Therefore only give preferential treatment to a certain section of criminal.
David Lammy: Expenses binger, democracy denier, racist bigot, Justice fuckwit.
“Press pause” on breathing.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
PHILLIP HAMMOND:
A soy-granny cunting for this great streak of shit and piss, Chacellor Phillip Hammond who has indicated he would do a Dominic Grieve if there were to be a No Deal Brexit and force a vote of confidence to bring down the new Prime Minister:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1132211/brexit-news-latest-brexit-party-boris-johnson-tory-leadership-european-elections
What is it with these cadaverous mincing old wimmin that they are so fucking scared of life they make daft threats of helping Steptoe to power because they worry about the result of WTO rules?.
Like Grieve, he looks like one of those strange ageing men who still lives with mum and probably wanks over the underwear pictures in her Littlewoods catalogue, keeps his spare change in a purse, and spends his weekends using lavender furniture polish and a pink feather duster.
Surely Hammond and Grieve can understand that if they rule out No Deal both the EU and Steptoe’s pansies will dig their heels in and we won’t leave at all. No doubt this is what THEY want, but it doesn’t reflect what their members and the general public want.
If there is a general election, I sincerely hope Grieve and Hammond are out on their arses, and the whining poofters like Boles, Bradshaw, Streeting, Russell-Moyle and Kyle forced to find proper jobs. In the meantime all of the meddling minnies should join the Conservative Male Ladies Knitting Circle
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Having to State the Bleedin’ Obvious!
I was on Amazon earlier this morning looking for an anti-glare screen for my laptop as I can’t see a fucking thing when I use it outside in the garden with the sun shining.
Anyway, there was some decent choices on offer, but I also noted that some photos showed a screen and a laptop, but next to it a big message saying “Laptop not included!”
And it got me thinking: do people actually think they’re going to get a laptop as well as an anti-glare screen, and all for £16.99? Well clearly some morons must think that way otherwise the sellers wouldn’t point the fact out!
And then I noticed similar instances for HDTVs (remote controls and set-top boxes), smartphones (protective covers) and other high value goods.
I can only conclude that customers in the past have tried to sue Amazon (or any retailer come to that), highlighting the fact that they were expecting to take delivery of say,a laptop, with their anti-glare screen because the photo suggested that was the case.
It’s just a new level of stupidity in my book: just like cretins who have an accident in their car because they were drinking a hot coffee from a fast-food joint. But the driver sued because there was no message on the side of the cup to suggest the contents might be fucking hot to hold while driving!
Or the morons who don’t remove the outer covers of frozen foods, and just whack them in the microwave and then find their house burns down because the cardboard packaging caught fire.
I even saw a sign at a train platform suggesting that if you wander out on the tracks you may end up seriously injured by an oncoming train (and they used pictures to make the fucking point even more clear!)
So now we have a situation where common sense goes out the window and everything we buy comes with a disclaimer message stating the fucking obvious just in case the thick cunt doesn’t have the intelligence to understand what to expect!
Common sense – what the fuck happened?
Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen
People claiming Thursday’s EU elections were a win for Remain parties are miserable lying cunts.
On the BBC on Sunday a Lib Dem politician claimed that votes for Lib Dems and Greens were higher than votes for the Brexit party, so the country wanted remain. The agenda pushing cunt didn’t even include votes for UKIP.
Later on Sunday a Green politician claimed that votes for Lib Dems, Greens and Change UK were higher than votes for Brexit and UKIP, so the country wanted remain. The agenda pushing cunt didn’t even include votes for the “we will leave the EU” Tories.
In the early hours of Monday morning a SNP politician claimed that 40% of the votes across the UK had gone to parties wanting to remain and only 35% to parties wanting to leave. Except that 55% of the votes went to parties promising to leave the EU.
Then cunts at the BBC commission an article from Sir John Cuntice in which the esteemed knighted professor explicitly lies about the statistics so that he doesn’t have to contradict the BBC narrative.
I don’t give a flying fuck whether you want to remain or leave, just learn basic fucking arithmetic and stop repeatedly lying. No fucking wonder the British people are voting for cunts like Farage, everybody else is conspiring to be even bigger cunts pushing their own agenda without listening to the electorate
nominated by Quivering Quim