You cannot be serious… a cunting for John P. McEnroe?

Yep. This old cantankerous cunt deserves to feel the sharp steel of my cuntability. For starters, McEnroe is now part of the BBC cast of sports presenting cunts, more specifically the ‘boorish, lovable rogue’ of the tennis cast. I suspect he is intended to be the foil to stern trouthunter Clare Balding and Sue ‘giggling like a schoolgirl with Alzheimer’s’ Barker.

This cunt rambles on way beyond anything intelligible. Thinks he’s the bee’s bollocks in tennis when in truth he only had a few good years in the sun thanks to Borg’s premature retirement and diminishing interest in the game. As soon as Lendl, Edberg and Becker came along, this cunt could only feature prominently in doubles.

Probably the most cuntish thing about McEnroe is how he is another in a long line of cunts who were ‘anti-establishment’ then slowly became ‘establishment’ – filed alongside most punk bands, socialists and any cunt who wore pop-art Che Guevara t-shirts in 2003. A recent BBC documentary on McEnroe, as sycophantic as you would expect, revealed that this man is a cunt to the core.

John McEnroe once said that if he was only sworn at six times a day in New York, then he considered it a good day. Well unfortunately for you McEnroe, if this nomination gets passed you will feel the full ire of me and my anti-BBC comrades. Fuck off McEnroe, may you be hung from the highest lampost and have a million tennis balls fired at your scrotum from a serve machine set to speed setting ‘Sampras on experimental steroids’

Nominated by The UMPIRE Cunts Back

Richard Curtis is a cunt….

Apart from producing steaming cultural turds like Notting Hill and Love Actually, this cunt trumpet now wants to resurrect Blackadder… Now, Blackadder was very good originally, apart from the extremely overrated and badly done fourth series (the war one)… But now Curtis is a fully paid up member of the PC mob and I have no doubt that a modern millennial Blackadder would be a masterclass in ticking boxes and would have far too many gobby wimmin in it, and there would also be a peaceful or two and more colours than jelly babies…. Curtis said that his idea involves Blackadder as a college lecturer… Which basically means a load of snowflake students and ‘diversity’… In other words, a load of PC bollocks… I only hope Rowan Atkinson has the sense to say no…

And let’s not even start on the latest Curtis abomination… A supposedly ‘feel good’ film which is just a load of sinister ‘diversity’ propaganda about an Asian personage stealing the Beatles’ legacy and making it his own… ‘But… but that’s cultural appropriation!’ the snowflakes will cry… Not this time they won’t… It’s OK if they do it apparently…

Nominated by Norman

Rufus Hound is a cunt, isn’t he?

Not only stupid enough to suggest that The Maybot was responsible for the Manchester Arena bombings by peacefuls, and then grovellingly apologising, he also has to wear a fucking cloth cap INDOORS! He was on Cuntdown yesterday, and there he was, fucking cloth cap! What a wanker.

Just had a thought, perhaps he’s actually black, ‘cos those cunts all wear headgear indoors too.

Nominated by The Mogs

Grinning, bearded, hippy, tax avoiding cunt Branson. Again.

‘Sir Richard Branson has warned the pound could plummet to the same value as the dollar if Britain leaves the EU without a deal.
The Virgin boss said crashing out without agreement could leave Britain “near bankrupt,” causing big losses at his UK companies and forcing them to shift investment out of the UK’

Virgin investment in the UK?. As far as I can tell this shoddy, opportunistic cunt only takes from the public purse and invests fuck all. He is obviously worried, on his off-shore island, that his grasped public £ for delivering sub-standard services will be worth less.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’d like to nominate women talking about male suicide! Apparently this is one of the biggest killers in white men under 40? As a white middle aged working class male with very few options in life, I wholeheartedly understand why they do it. Don’t get me wrong I’m not attention seeking, but these days men don’t know what the fuck they are supposed to be or do. If you don’t talk about your problems you’re repressed, if you let it all out you’re weak? What the fuck! You say you don’t like kids, you’re a CUNT, say you like them you’re a paedo? If I hold a door open for a woman am I gonna be called patronising cos I can open my own door? But woe betide if I went for a meal with a woman and didn’t pay the whole fuckin bill! ?????? Then the bullshit about the man having to be the provider! I’ll swap any bitch, any day to go & work 60 hours a week with people you wouldn’t pay with the steam off your piss! & Then the fuckin ” oh you’re not ripped like one of them love Island cunts”. No sorry I’ve been doing 6 til 6 all week, I’ve had to come home and cook your tea and all the housework cos you’re such a FUCKIN ridiculous lazy land whale of a cunt! Fuckin shit cunts banging on about we should talk about why we are depressed. Simple: YOU, you FUCKIN CUNTS!

Nominated by Cuntosaurus