ITF HAVE CONFIRMED: Andy Murray is a five start Cunt.

I used to quite like watching Wimbledon on TV and many years ago I had the privilege of going to Wimbledon….I was bribed by a French businessman with 2 tickets if I didn’t bring something up that he didn’t want bringing up. Ahem. Fine. “Centre Court sil vous plait!” ……

Now however, I believe all tennis players, at any level, including wheelchair players to be cunts if they fist pump, fist bump (doubles) or scream “come on!” to themselves and the crowd in some pathetic attempt to get us to like them. The biggest culprit and, weeping wee ‘jessie’, ranking top of the wankometer of nauseating cringe worthiness, is none other than Andrew Murray. On top of his cry for help by blubbering like a baby because his hip was fucked at the Australian open (thought he announced his retirement), he has now initiated the infuriating trend of high fiving his partner (Serena Williams) every time they play a point. Win or lost a big fuck off high five. Cunts!

Imagine the cricket openers doing it with every ball played??? Or synchronized swimmers every time they submerged grinning. What happens if this cuntish behaviour starts seeping in to everyday life? Wetherspoon’s bar staff high fiving on every pint served? Morrison’s check out girls high fiving on every scanned item!…… Murray’s actions could bring sport as we know it and, the pantomime that is my life, to a grinding halt. Bell end!

Nominated by Daz Wud

I would like to cunt Liverpool players and the fucking manager. don’t these cunts earn enough money?. for fucks sake have you seen them plugging Nivea ‘ Mens Products ‘.. irritating or what? look we know you’re doing it for the money, don’t treat us like morons.. and fuck whoever makes this bollocks too. do you really think we’re going to rush out and buy this shit because some overpaid prima donna is plugging it? fuck off widdya ..maybe just maybe they are donating their fees to charity. doubt it though.

Nominated by richard1

nominated by King cunt

John Major is a fucking Megacunt.

Major states that he “will seek a judicial review if the next prime minister tried to suspend Parliament to force through a no-deal Brexit”, and that he “was not going to standby and see parliamentary traditions disregarded in this fashion… it is utterly the wrong way to proceed”.

Well, John, you are a two-faced remainer cunt of the first order. I assume you didn’t mind seeing “parliamentary traditions disregarded in this fashion” when you yourself prorogued Parliament in 1997, to delay the publication of a report into the cash-for-questions scandal which was about to engulf your abortion of a Premiership? If it wasn’t for double standards, you would have no standards at all.

Here’s some other pearls which have dropped from your EU cock-receptacle:

“[Labour Leader John Smith] is the man who likes to say yes in Europe — Monsieur Oui, the poodle of Brussels.” This from 1994- you’d think this sanctimonious congenital retard was describing himself here.

“When the curtain falls it is time to get off the stage and that is what I propose to do.” This from 1997, after his party got bummed in the GE. Well, I wish you’d take your own advice. The only stage you should be on is the one that used to be at Tyburn, with a hood on and a priest walking in front of you.

“It is the one event in my life of which I am most ashamed, and I have long feared would be made public” (describing his affair with eggphobic ratbag Edwina “bony cunt” Currie). Never mind getting caught banging Currie, what about when you sold this country down the river at Maastrich, John?

Major is truly one of the biggest cunts on the planet.

Nominated by cuntzilla

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