Dame Margaret Beckett (2)

A cunting please for Dame Margaret Beckett.

This turd in a dress has had it coming for a number of years, primarily on three cunts, I mean counts.

Firstly, she was one of the mongoloids who thought it would be a good idea to sponsor Comrade Jezbollah Compo’s leadership bid, all for the sake of having a proper leadership debate in the Labia Party, even though she did not intend to vote for him, the stupid bitch. Initially, Compo was struggling to get the required number of supporters, but with the support of Suckdick and Beckett, he just scraped through. Beckett has therefore directly contributed to Compo’s reign of terror.

Secondly, during the enquiry into Speaker Bercunt’s bullying of staff, Beckett agreed that The Bercunt was a bully and a dwarf cunt, but said it didn’t matter and he should stay as he was needed to thwart Brexit.

Thirdly, she is an evil fucking Uber-remainer whose latest wheeze, along with that Arch-Cunt Grieve, is to propose a motion that in the event of a no deal, all funding and tax raising powers for government functions like health and welfare will stop, thereby artificially making the effect of no deal so awful that no government will consider it.

This is easily the most evil piece of legislation ever proposed by a British Parliamentarian. For proposing it Beckett, along with Grieve and any other MP that supports it, deserve a special place in the hottest part of hell where they can enjoy the sensation of having red hot pokers inserted in their fundaments for the rest of eternity.

Cunts. Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Jeremy Hunt (3}

WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for this con-man. He’s been hanging around in television studios attempting to convince people to vote for him, promising all sorts.
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Jeremy Hunt is a cunt, isn’t he.

I nominated this oily turd last year when, like a road-to-Damascus-type conversion, he stated that Brexit wasn’t that bad really, a disingenuous transparent nod to later throwing his hat into the ring.

Here we are months after the leaving date, three years after voting, the decrepit dancing Hunchback has fucked off (job done EU bosses), all kinds of creepy wingnuts are out of a leadership challenge, and the Devil’s split of a choice between Bojo the Party Entertainer and this eel; as slippery and ambitious as a Shakespearean Roman, backstabbing that would make a London drug-dealing ‘bruv’ blanche.

His “Little England” slip was telling. He dreads the idea that the UK will run out of Dooshka-Dooshkas to maintain his millionaire-level standards. And no, I don’t believe the “self-made” myth as Hunt didn’t grow up grafting. Before Oxford he was head fag at Charterhouse!

Let’s not forget that Theresa-in-Trousers campaigned for Remain and has the same humourless lack of dignity that she had.

SCAM ALERT

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Pregnancy Endurance

Limit of human endurance discovered by Duke University, and pregnancy is very close to maximum, says today’s Telegraph.

Something else for da wimminz to bleat about endlessly.

No doubting that Duke University will transition to Duchess (as Bruce transitions to Catlyn) “in celebration” of this momentous announcement…

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Michael Eavis (3)

Michael Eavis is a cunt, isn’t he?

Ahh it’s Glastonbury time of year. Cough up a mountain of money for much discomfort in a muddy, ill-organised event to listen to bland has-beens and Remoaner comedy while the greedy cunt with his head on upside down collects your cash. Peace, brother.

This is the cunt who admitted allowing human waste to pollute the land on which the festival is held in 2014. But he doesn’t give a shit about the effluence. “Oo-ah, as long as Oi makes tons of wonga” seems to be the mantra.

Glastonbury Festival is a highly polluting event totally dependent on the fossil fuel industry, pouring sewage into local watercourses, and brainwashing the festival-goers with safe music and kumbaya politics.

I wonder whether this money-grubbing bumpkin will hire hundreds of workers from across Europe on zero hours contracts and then fire them after just two days? You know, like he did at the previous Glastonbury in 2017. Embarrassingly, this was a week after Jeremy Corbyn’s appearance at the festival hugging Farmer Cunty and receiving rapturous applause for saying people need not “accept low wages and insecurity as just part of life”. Oo-aar, the irony!

Up to 600 workers were understood to have been laid off:-
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/hundreds-of-european-workers-fired-two-days-into-glastonbury-clean-up-a7818571.html?amp
Peace, brothers.

Furthermore, I doubt there was much chin-wagging; Corbyn would’ve wagged his Steptoe chin about Land Tax and turnip-muncher; Eavis would’ve wagged his Gary Glitter bearded chin back that Glastonbury wouldn’t exist if Steptoe were in charge. Oo-aar, the hypocrisy.

Typical farmer cunt, Eavis is a money-obsessed hypocrite masquerading as a hippy but frothing over every penny. He’s closer to the rats that swarm his mudshite festival. If the Dairy profits fail this year, be sure to get the whole shotgun barrel in your gammon-stinking mouth Eavis, you bearded, piece of shit pîkey.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Germany

The Germans are utter cunts.

Not necessarily for the usual reason – WWII- but because they run the EU solely for their own benefit, destroying the rest of Europe in the process.

Berlin ensures the EU works solely in in the interests of Germany and blocks fiscal transfers that would help smaller states. The single currency added 280 billion Euros to the German economy in 2017 but impoverished the Italian economy by 530 billion Euros. During the Eurozone crisis that ugly flabby cunt Merkel refused to cancel the debts of Greece and forced it to follow brutal austerity policies which have decimated Greek society and impoverished a generation. The bailouts the mendacious, grasping Krauts did agree – in Greece, Portugal and Ireland- only covered the liabilities of German banks in those countries.

Germany also fails to pay its fair share towards European defence, relying on us and, in particular, the Yanks to cover them ( a subject on which the Orange one will have more to say in the future).

Germany also single handedly caused Europe’s migration crisis by allowing hundreds of thousands of Peacefuls to legally enter Germany, opening the floodgates to thousands more who try to sneak in over the borders of Greece and Italy, those two nations the Krauts have done so much to decimate.

Look at German business and you will see fat corporate cheats with the morals of a pimp. Volkswagen anyone!!

Libtards rail at the USA and the Orange one but it’s Merkel and the Krauts that have failed to reduce carbon emissions or introduce that other libtard cause, same sex marriage. So where is the Merkel blimp in London?

And yet, we are told by Remainers that we must at all costs remain a member of this German racket.

The Germans are hypocrites, cheats and cunts.

Fuck off.