Further proof, if any was needed, that David ‘do you know who I am?’ Beckham is indeed a cunt.

Not long after dodging a speeding offence on a technicality (and being extremely smug about it), the insufferable twat has been handed a six month ban after being spotted using a mobile phone while driving.

Is the boy simply a bit dim, and therefore unable to learn from previous brushes with the law, or is he a conceited, selfish, arrogant cockhead who believes that the rules of the road don’t apply to superior mortals such as him?

In addition, the arsehole’s credibility as an environmental campaigner is now being questioned. As if driving a fucking gas-guzzler wasn’t bad enough, the press is reporting that last year, Becksie took ‘over 30 first class flights’ while also campaigning for the environment. This resulted in the generation of 80,000 kg of CO2, as opposed to 20,100 kg generated by flying economy. Climate change expert Prof. Kevin Anderson commented that ‘celebrities have to lead by example’, and urged them to reduce their ‘carbon footprint’. That’ll be the day. You’re forgetting prof.; Beckham, bigmouth Emma Twatson and their ilk are IMPORTANT people. In their case, the rule is ‘do as I say, not as I do’.

I put before this house the motion that David Beckham is a colossal cunt. All in favour say ‘aye’.

Cunt.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Nominated by Lazybiscuits

I’d like to nominate the tossers who choose pretentious wedding venues. Apparently for some of these arseholes, it’s not enough just to marry in a church or registry office – no they want to show everyone how different and left- field they are, so what better place to exchange their vows than on the side of an erupting volcano or in some dingy dank multi storey car park. You get the idea, what a load of cunts. The even bigger cunts are the parents who allow it.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Andrew Marr for the above interview with Nigel Farage

Another fucking disgraceful Remoaner twat courtesy of the BBC.

Get back on your rowing machine Andrew and do us all a favour.

Cunt.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

I am going to die soon (hopefully in the next 40 years) but your fucked too because you are going to die too!
As a career I had an association with death, I met a number of dead people who were dead.. simply because if they were not I wouldn’t be typing this now, some of them were not so bad because they were fresh, some were rather bothersome and smelly, (these were my formative years and look how well I turned out).
So now at the time of life where I find myself as a regular invite to funerals I thought I needed to rethink things.
I have little in the way of an estate (well I have a car) and what little I have I would like to pass to Mrs B.
So I donated my body to medical research! I then found out that the cunts running it charge a transport fee should I die out of area ( Really?).
Short of suicide on the steps of chosen medical facility I can’t guarantee that I will die in dragging distance of said facility.
So by chance I have opted for option B I have donated my body to anthropological study at Hull University, this means my body is dumped in a field (or used to re enact a crime) and studied as it decomposes, which in retrospect is better than a group of medical students arguing on whose cadaver has the largest willy.
Any way the cunting being the cost of after life care…. mine hopefully is sorted

Nominated by Lord Benny