I wish to cunt Glastonbury, years ago I attended year on year, I was privileged to see many wide ranging artists from Bowie to Nick Turner to Sinead O’Connor to Johnny Cash, about 25 years ago it went from a CND festival to the behemoth we see today, it used to be a festival of the contemporary performing arts, a bit weird and alternative Hawkwind, Ozric Tentacles and many other bands which were not of the main stream listening by the general public. 25 years ago I saw Ozrics at the Astoria because they were told they were now considered too alternative for the festival, by fuck a quarter of a century later the “alternative ,”is now the BBC’s music holy grail. I am sad to see counter culture and genuine diversity replaced by greed. So what the acts performing may have become larger and more spectacular but the ethos and spirit which was held for so long will never be replaced to appease the FUCKING SNOWFLAKES. Hector, Jemima, Portia and Toby please bugger off. and let us ageing hippies have our festival back.

Nominated by Toryboy

A nomination for ‘Gay Pride’ week.

I have nothing against gays or lesbians. They should be free to do whatever they want to do in the privacy of their homes and they should not be discriminated against because of their sexuality.

What I do object to is militant gays ramming their homosexuality down my throat ( sorry for that image) and snarling up central London with their obnoxious bugger-fest. And if you don’t enjoy this parade of perverts, if you are not seen to be cheering the marching sodomites and clit rubbers, then you must be a homophobe Brexiteer, fit only for shunning, milkshaking and non- personing.

Even worse is the corporate bollocks on display in shops down Oxford Street proclaiming their support for anal buggery and multiple clit rubbing. Even Laing Construction have a sign up proclaiming their support for anal intercourse between men. WTF has it got to do with them? Corporate virtue signalling bollocks and it drives me mad.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

I’m fully aware that there are loads of other well deserved cuntings in the queue but I wish to nominate the rather unsexy Adult Social Care.
Basically,naive people who have worked all their lives and who were too “honest” and naive to put their assets in their dependant’s names end up payin HUNDREDS of thousands of their savings to pay for what calls itself adult social care.
The victims are deluded by thinking that they are doing the right thing by scrimping and saving whilst living like paupers for the last 25 years of their miserable existence because “someone has to pay ” for their old age.
What the cunting fuck is fair about that?!
According to Socialist doctrine, “fairness” means that uneducated inbred scum who have never done a day’s work since they left hospital (ie when they were born) are paid for by the rest of us until the day that the idle cunts die..
To get fundiing via the NHS for a deserving family member means that they have to be on a bloody ventilator or are reduced to being a brain suspended in a glorified aquarium !The cunts that make these funding decisions are paid commission on the number of cases that they turn down. Well, Fuck them! I’m going to fritter every penny that I’ve got (on alcohol and prostitutes) …the wife has given her blessing so that that some school-age bimbo can come round and clean my knob.
Aren’tI the cunt?!

Nominated by cuntator

And it’s that old ISAC favourite Suckdeek Khan again…. What a cunt…

The Mayor of Londonabad has reached even higher levels of cuntiude (no mean feat for him)… He now wants Plastic Manc and John Lennon impersonator, Liam Gallagher to ‘help him fight London’s knife crime’… First of all, I wasn’t aware the Khan was doing anything to fight it… Isn’t his attitude to knife crime the same as his blase ‘let the cunts eat cake’ outlook on human filth peaceful terrorism (it’s to be expected and accepted apparently)?… And if he thinks asking ex-Rutle, Gallagher will ‘get him on down wid da yoof’ then it shows what a bellend Suckdick really is… The Big Don balloon debacle was pathetic enough… Now he’s asking cartoon rock stars for advice on social and political matters? How in the name of fuck has this cunt ever got to be in such a position of power?! The fact that a spineless and childish pillock like this is in charge of our capital shows that this country has truly gone to the dogs via hell in a handcart….

Nominated by Norman

Gallagher’s comment : ‘…he seems to not be doing a good job, all them kids getting knifed… The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is, ‘London is open.’ What, open for knife crime and dying and stuff?‘