Robert Webb

I’d like to nominate ex-comedian Robert Webb.

“Who he?’ You might ask. I dont blame you. Robert Webb was part of comedy duo Mitchell and Webb many years ago. Since then he’s been rather preoccupied with being a full-blown male feminist and beta male on Twitter rather than a succesful comedian.
He’s been sucking up to deranged feminists and cultural Marxists off al stripes, while denouncing the right and anyone talentless enough to find fame on youtube.

Sadly he’s now been caught lying about Carl Benjamin, the media’s favourite alt right target de jour.

He claimed Benjamin had sent in scripts to Mitchell and his wonderfully talented self many years ago. Apparently they were shite *snark*

This, however, turned out to be a fabrication. Obviously poor underemployed Webb thought he’d get some interest by jumping on the smear bandwagon, perhaps to rejuvenate a barely-there career in entertainment.

One hopes he will be able to leave the confines of Mitchell and Coren’s spare bedroom soon.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

31 thoughts on “Robert Webb

  1. He should just start wearing make-up and wrap his balls up his arse the london metro-lib femmie twat.

  2. It’s no wonder he’s unemployed, the soppy cunt has been going around taking the piss out of trannies. How the fuck are you going to get anywhere in showbiz with that kind of Nazi attitude?
    He’s got no excuse because he once slagged off Catweazle but quickly got back on board so he knows what the rules are. Perhaps the Benjamin business was his attempt to make up for his terrible transphobia faux pas. Watch out for the cunt throwing himself under the Tangoman’s car when he comes to Londonstabistan.
    More importantly, how did that knob Mitchell end up with a sort like Victoria Coren? That’s not fucking right.

    • She’s an absolute cunt that woman, the typical “men only think I’m a cunt because I’m a woman” and how she can control them because she knows it, kind of twat. Watch any duration of her talking, and I guarantee she will mention something along those lines before you know it. Poor guy is fucked.

    • Fuckin ‘A I love her. Must have been molested as a child and not be interested in sexual relations.

  3. With a smug face like that he deserves a good swift kick in the knackers (assuming he hasn’t lost them as part of the initiation rights to suck up to the mad libtard wimminz league?)

  4. Another “Simply hilarious,Dahling” luvvie Oxbridge Wanker. Apparently he met his “comedy” partner,the odious and over-rated ,pretentious David Mitchell while they were both in the Footlights Dramatic Club, that well-known bastion of self-adulation and delusion. I hope that someone locks the fucking doors at their next rehearsal and puts a match to the place before the next wave of Wankers gets loose. It’s their only hope for ever making me likely to laugh at their gyrations. Cunts to a man/woman/tranny.

    Monty Python was a load of shite too.

    Fuck them all.

    • Did you get out of the wrong side of the master bed this morning, Mr Fiddler? As I detect a slight air of loathing for messrs Webb, Mitchell and – shock horror – Monty Python!

      • To be fair, I revisited some of the Monty Python episodes a few years back and I have to say that I agree with Dick, not in the Krav sense though.

        It really wasn’t that funny at all, I found it hard to even muster a snigger. Maybe I’m just a dour cunt now, but it seemed like it had aged about as well as a cum-sock, or perhaps it was just always massively overrated.

      • You’re probably right about Python. For every 10 sketches in a particular episode perhaps only 1 or 2 were, and still are remotely funny.

        It’s only really their films that stand out- especially Holy Grail and Brian. And less so for Bum Bandits and Meaning of Shite!

        Fuck ’em

      • Mrs Nîggĕrbaiter was a great character. I believe her son regularly posts here, not a million miles from this thread in fact… 😂

      • I went to see all three Goodies doing a talk as part of a film fesrival here in Bristol a few months ago, because I found their programme hysterical as a kid. A lot of clips were shown and I still found it daft,unhinged and very funny. Not sure what that says about me . Anyway ,they all said their programme had been compared unfavourably to Monty Python at the time as not intellectual enough. I was also surprised at how good the music was. I wonder if Black Pudding Bertha would be played now? Going back to original subject, there was an awful film on telly over Christmas which featured both Robert Webb and Olivia Coleman in the nude. Christ on a bike they both looked like blind cobblers thumbs. The dog wouldn’t stop barking at the telly.

    • The League of Gentlemen was better than Python… Fawlty Towers was ace though and I don’t blame Cleese for leaving the Flying Circus as they went up their own arse…

      And Coren Mitchell? What is the fucking fuss about?! File alongside all those other BBC employed smug ‘strong wimmin’ mingers who are supposed to be ‘sexy’ and ‘thinking men’s crumpet’ like Worsley, Logan, Derbyshire, and Mathis/Maithis/Maythis/Whatever… They are all munters and cunts…

  5. Victoria Cohen is someone I would lick the chubby creases clean just to bite on her nipples and fill her cunt with my ageing DNA juice.

    And yeah that guy is a cunt, the cunt. Who is that cunt?


  6. “Who he?’ You might ask. I dont blame you. Robert Webb was part of comedy duo Mitchell and Webb many years ago.

    Still really none the wiser…Mitchell and Webb, you say?…Comedy, you say?…no, sorry, had a good think about it, but can’t associate those names with anything even remotely capable of eliciting a mere chortle or titter, nay, not even a guffaw, let alone a laugh…the name Mitchell does bring to mind visions of a deeply unpleasant looking thing, fond of the sound of its own voice, pontificating in a faux angry manner on some TV show about something or other, Webb? even the picture doesn’t help..
    I see from other comments that he’s another fine Oxbridge product, well, that explains it then…unfunny to the last cunting one of them.

    • You must remember Robert Webb. He won the ‘Let’s Dance for Comic Relief’ competition 10 years ago! If you watch this clip, you can kick him in the balls(figuratively). Be warned, you’ll need a strong stomach to watch more than a few seconds and it could expose you to the Gayness.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lz6k5Zg2wA

  7. Robert Webb, an annoying unfunny little tit with an annoying face and equally annoying voice.

  8. Everybody and his fucking dog are having go at Carl Benjamin, I havent seen much of this cunt in a long time, not that I am bothered. Has he done anything other than Peep show.

    The fucking Bias BBC cunts had Jess Phillips on Have I got Nees for You last night, you can guess what came up…. yep Carl Benjamin. I turned it off, fucking cunts, I wonder when Carl Benjamin will be invited on the program.

    • …….and who the hell was that smarmy self-satisfied “comedian” sitting next to that evil Pisslop man ?

    • God not that cunt Phillips again!

      She spends more time gobbing off about her “rape ordeal” (that never happened), to every news media under the sun just lately. And now here she is again bigging herself up on this shit show.

      What about doing some work for the cunts that voted for this cunt?

      • I stopped watching it over a year ago. I have no problem with cunts taking the piss out of shit I believe in, but it has to be funny, and HIGNFY is about as far from funny as it’s possible to get.

        The wife still watches it of course.

      • The last time I watched HIGNFY was back in the days of Angus “the shagger” Deyton. He was a bit of a smug git but at least he kept order, and hislop/merton were far less motivated by their own political dogma.

  9. If this Cunt was given the task of changing a tap washer , with the threat of a head shot if unsuccessful , he’d end up in a shallow woodland grave.
    Useless Cunt.
    Good morning Gentlemen.

  10. Looks like the kind of chap who is the girl in a heterosexual relationship.
    His wife has probably rammed more up him then the other way round.

    Also looks like the type to watch as his wifes arse is destroyed by Trevon and Tyrel and wishes it was his turn.

    Bet he cries alot too and gets very emotional erhhhh what a limp wristed great cunt.

  11. He’s a fucking shrew, I would quite happily stamp on him till he begged for mercy, then I’d stamp on him some more.

  12. Is this the same Robert Webb whose full name is ‘Robert Smug Pretentious Arsehole Webb’? THAT Robert Webb?

    Morning all.

  13. Met him in a pub near where I used to live a few years back. A scruffy, parka wearing, unwashed, slobbish looking prick with a massive superiority complex. The kind of desperate bell end that positions himself to be recognised by the shit munchers and then tells them to fuck off when they approach him for a photo. The cunts practically bald, but whenever I see photos of him someone’s managed to photoshop a barnet on the cunt.

  14. If he had anything to do with David Mitchell, then he’s certainly a cunt. Mitchell is a smug, up-himself cunt, as is his wife (up-herself, obviously).

  15. I enjoyed Peep Show. But I have no further interest in the smug, lefty twat. He probably sits in his poxy north London (Kilburn, apparently) home masturbating himself into a left wing coma of virtue signalling, self-gratification via Twatter tweets and how wonderful it is to live in and to be culturally enriched by said shit hole city. Oh how everyone outside the M25 is a racist bumpkin! Except for the poofs and hippies in Brighton, of course.
    The unemployed cunt has fuck all to do other than to jump on the social justice bandwagon in hope of likes and a brief spike his in dead as fuck “career”

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