A cunting call out for Rory Stewart
This opioid-taking junkie who considers himself ‘lower-upper-middle-class’ thinks he’s suitable running for PM. He hates democracy, he voted against investigations into the Iraq war and voted for the increase of VAT. This odd looking cunt looks like a Wallace & Gromit character, never trust a cunt who’s mouth is too big for his face.
Nominated by Cunt Curtains
A cunting for Matt Frei and Channel 4 News
Well well , the flak gets heavier when your over the target they say , and boy does it show on our esteemed respected and impartial mainstream , sorry remoaniacstream media.
Big expose on Nigel Farage on CH4 News tonight , 16th May . Basically the same old shit of Arron Banks funding him since after the last referendum….blah…blah fucking blah…..
Now I’m not turning a blind eye to what is an upper class toff and his ilk , but Banks has obviously kept the Nige on a leash in case the cunty establishment did exactly what they did ended up doing to us. Keeping him nearby in London or paying for him to fly to the USA to learn from that Republican campaign doesn’t surprise me one fucking bit. Did they hound Obama during his walkabouts here even though he was bankrolled by the very Health Care Private Providers who he promised to implement Obamacare for , to the detriment of any cunt with only 1 provider in the state ( extortion rates ) or the fact he said he’d drain the Wall Street swamp but did fuck all as £4Billion was handed out in bonuses ??
The fucking expense fiddling cunts got better treatment than this.
I know I’m an awkward bedfellow of Farage , most people voting his party are , and we will probably go our separate ways after the next election or 2 depending on his real motivation to return to the capitalism of the 80s….(then again if he returns to the gimmegrant policies of the past it might be a fucking trade off worth considering ) , but to watch this hatchet job reserved for this particular cunt and none of the other cunts fucking stinks of desperation.
Look at Andrew Marr ? Fucking hell , I thought he’d had another stroke they way he zombied his way through his interview. At one point , the camera cuts behind Farage’s shoulder to show Marr totally glazed over while he gets a boot up his hole…he then just reached for his wee bit paper and asks about guns or some shit…..total amateur hour from a supposed heavyweight.
My first cunting since I left the ISAC shores for convalescence in the remote retreat of my offline mind……feels good..weight lifted.
Nominated by Squint Cuntwood
Elton John has said he feels “ashamed” of the UK while seemingly criticising “stupid, colonial English idiots” who voted for Brexit.
The musician told spectators at a gig in Verona that he was “European” while launching the criticism against Britain’s MPs while sat at his piano.
“I am sick to death of politicians, especially British politicians,“ he said, shortly before performing his 1995 song “Believe”.
He hinted that those who backed the Leave campaign were stupid.’
Well Elt old chap. I am fucking ashamed that the UK has produced such a petulant, mincing, perverted, injunction protected cunt like you. 2 or 3 decent songs from a lifetime of shite (in more ways than one.)
You can never be forgiven for the cloying, bandwagon boarding tripe that was Candle in the fucking Wind as performed for the People’s Princess.
Baldy irrelevant cunt.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Elton John is a cunt, isn’t she.
WANTED: CAMP OLD QUEEN WANTED TO PLAY DAME IN CHRISTMAS PANTO
Must be ““ashamed” of the UK” and think anybody who voted for Brexit is a “stupid, colonial, imperialist English idiot.”
Must not have had a hit for decades.
Must be able to sit at a piano like a dumpling in cosmetics and declare in a shrill, putrid voice that “I am a European” to adoring pin-headed fans.
Must have such contempt for the average working person that he thinks nothing of nauseatingly spending hundreds of thousands of pounds on flowers.
Must not let information about his injunctions of gruesome, immoral behaviour affect his performance of dreary formulaic tunes.
Must be so out of touch that he dredges up his corpses of songs for multinational companies for millions of pounds to flog their Christmas tat.
Must be a vacuous, flaky old cunt.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
Oh dear, fellow Brexiteers, all of us voting to throw off the yoke of the Fourth Reich are ‘stupid English idiots’.
Who says so? Why, that man of the people, influential political commentator and philosopher, and all round Renaissance Man Elton Bogg, the Queen of Camp.
Fair do’s I suppose; he’s entitled to his view, and I for one can take it. I’m entitled to mine as well, and here it is. Elton Bogg is a jumped up, opinionated, pompous, fat little luvvy cunt. Am I expected to take seriously an individual who walks around with the dodgiest, most ridiculous syrup in recorded history glued to his head? What a fucking tart.
Stick to trying to give us a decent new song, mate, as you ain’t managed to do that in this millennium. While you’re at it, shove your opinion up your arse, if you can find the room.
Rocket Man? Rocket polisher more like. Cunt.
Nominated by Ron Knee
I want to nominate cunt food for a cunting.
Cunt food is consumed by cunts. It consists of things like quinoa, rocket salad and couscous. Avocado is popular with cunts as well.
Many high street sandwich chains are overflowing with cunt food. Pret a Manger ( what a cuntish name) will not give you a ham and cheese roll or a sausage sandwich. Instead, you have to eat a “ chicken and pea crush baguette” or an “artichoke, olives and tapenade baguette”. What the fuck is “ tapenade”? And why does it have to be a fucking baguette and not a roll?
Cunt food is also a mainstay of tv cooking shows. Masterchef is dominated by effete, precious, hissy cunts cooking cunt food for consumption by cunts. That cunt Greg Wallace has previously stuffed his face with “trofie with nasturtium and macadamia pesto”, “ stavros peppers, feta, sherry vinegar, pine-nut crunch” and “ mayo-roasted chicken with waldorf salad and tarragon”.
Cunts are terrified that Brexit will lead to a shortage of their favourite cunt food ingredients, hence the stockpiling of quinoa, Greek yoghurt, calves liver and oregano.
I hope it does lead to a shortage and then we can get back to decent food like full English Breakfast with Worcester Sauce, sausage sandwiches with HP sauce and treacle sponge with custard.
Cunts.
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
Bo Ho Types.
What has prompted this nom is that I am working away, and currently sat outside a pub in Camden watching the world go by, and people watching which is one of my favourite pastimes.
Apart from the fact that I have not yet heard a conversation in English (don’t get me started on fucking Londonistan) I have noticed a lot of Bo Ho, shabby chic types here.
It reminds me of a suburb of Manchester, a town I love, called Chorlton.
It is full of these types who think they are trendy and cool. Chorlton, for some inexplicable reason, is considered such a place to live when in actual fact, it is a bit of a shithole.
Men over 50 have to have the compulsory pony tail, dress in unmatched clothes which look like they were purchased in a charity shop. They generally spend their time on laptops or reading a book.
Women of this type tend to wear unmatched clothes which look like they were purchased in a charity shop. Baggy, half masted pants and flat patent comfortable (lezzer) shoes are the order of the day. They generally spend their time on laptops or reading a book.
For the record, any man who looks and acts like this is not cool or trendy, you are, in fact a cunt.
Any woman who looks and acts like this is not cool or trendy, you are, in fact a cunt.
But thanks to all these types who do promote a giggle or two from myself and help me to understand what cunts some people can be.
Nomimated by Hugh Jardon