Nominated by Captain Cuntoff
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Me and My Disorder
Now this nom is in no way having a go at those people who have genuine disorders. Instead it is aimed at all those cunts who have suddenly discovered these disorders and are using them as an excuse for a variety of things: most of which involve personal responsibility – or lack of!
There are many disorders out there, but a popular one is autism. A daily news story doesn’t go by without some whiny parent complaining about a teacher or a school bus or social worker etc. for not “appreciating that my son has autism and deserves special needs”
Or there’s the ADHD – which again a lot of useless/clueless parents use to excuse their noisy and destructive offspring when they trash school classrooms or restaurants. “He has ADHD and deserves special needs!”
Or the child is a fat lazy cunt. Not sure what the disorder is for that, but I am sure one will be invented sooner or later; and again parents can use it: “He can’t go to school because he is obese. He stays in bed or plays computer games and eats all day and night. But he has a disorder and deserves special needs!”
So yes, if you lack a clue about what personal responsibility means; or you’re too lazy to go out to earn a living or have an education, just do a Google, find a trendy disorder, blag it to the local GP who won’t give two fucks anyway; and all of a sudden it’s official – you have your very own disorder to carry around with you or your children for the rest of your days!
But what is really annoying about all this is that money local authorities have allocated for genuine cases, is being siphoned away by these feckless bogus cunts, thus making the lives of the genuinely needy even more unbearable!
Cunts!
Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen
The UN
‘The UK has a harsh and uncaring ethos”, a report commissioned by the UN has said.
Special rapporteur on extreme poverty Philip Alston said “ideological” cuts to public services since 2010 have led to “tragic consequences”.
The report comes after Prof Alston visited UK towns and cities and made preliminary findings last November.’
This by an Aussie. I wonder if he has looked at Aboriginal circumstances at home? Or their off-shore immigrant camps?
Sponsored by the UN. If you look up the member states you will see every poverty stricken, repressive shithole on earth represented.
I wonder what the poverty yardstick was? Smart phones? Flat screen tv? Social housing? Fast food outlets? Emaciation of the lower orders?
What a load of biased right-on hogwash. Do they pay these fucking idiots, and if so where does the money come from? Lesotho? Mozambique? Afghanistan? DRC?
The UN, a pointless organisation with zero credibility.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Women Against State Pension Inequality
WASPI.
These selfish hitches really boil my piss.
Sorry, but the name WASPI is a simple, but outright lie.
WASPI are not complaining about inequality, they are complaining about equality.
WASPI ladies, all you need to do is work up to 6 years longer, doing a very part time, low stress easy job to replace the pension you would have had.
So I’m curious, please explain to me what’s “unfair” about how you’re being treated?
Also, please explain who is going to pay for your extra pensions? The magic money tree so beloved of Mr Corbyn?
Nominated by Big Steve
Internet memes
Internet memes are cunts, and are celebrated by cunts. For anyone who doesn’t know what a meme is, please fuck off and do some research.
Sorry if anyone here loves a good ‘meme’, but in my humblest, they are usually the preserve of the autistic neckbeard who is at serious risk of developing vibration white finger from repeatedly hammering F5 on their semen-encrusted keyboard for hours on end, desperate to see his forum’s latest incarnation of the weird-haired alien guy with another knockout, low-functioning punchline.
The other type of insufferable, meme-celebrating cunts who ‘take to Twitter’ over any mundane detail whatsoever within their cunt-coated, everyday shit-drek lives. Like two-bob, poundshop Seinfelds, they analyse the mundane and the trivial in excruciating detail, and of course meme them. Asinine situations ideal for memes as follows:
‘When you boil the kettle at work but colleague comes with an empty mug and sees only enough water for you’
or:
‘Worrying that your M&Ms will run out before getting through half of the film’
and of course:
‘Being caught lying on a bed and masturbating with your mother-in-law’s sexy black kitten heels, just before her husband’s funeral and she only has those particular shoes to wear to the service, and you have to attend despite the scandal as you are reading the eulogy, and that feel when you end up sitting across the aisle from her, simultaneously ashamed and aroused, and you don’t know whether your wife’s tears are from grief or from the fact she has found out about your secret MILF-shoe fetish’
It is admittedly awful when that last one happens.
But yah! We can all identify with the same truly insignificant details of our shit lives and make a shitty caption about it, thereby making ourselves ironically feel special by being the first person to put into words such trite observations.
Fuck Twitter, and truly fuck sites like Reddit and 4Chan which like to see themselves as the internet kingmakers for these abysmal, IQ-reducing memes.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
AIDS is a cunt because it has seemingly stopped killing promiscuous/gay/junkie cunts, even better if they were famous.
Back in the day, a good dose of AIDS was enough to put the fear of god through the unworthy.
Most of the cunts were either thick junkies, I’m too rich to worry, I am too gay to worry or sex at any cost type cunt, sure a few were innocent but so are most of the victims of Muslim Terrorists.
I remember the fear of being pricked by a discarded needle or as my mates mum eloquently put it “watch out for men who will take you to the toilet and put their willy up your bum” whilst sending us to the local arcades for the day.
Now AIDS has gone, it’s seemingly curable or at least controllable and won’t affect your life expectancy! Fuck that, I can still get random cancers without acting like a cunt and die and yet I can now share cocks and needles with aids junkie scum an live?
Sort your shit out AIDS and start culling the cunts out there.