ITF HAVE CONFIRMED: Andy Murray is a five start Cunt.
I used to quite like watching Wimbledon on TV and many years ago I had the privilege of going to Wimbledon….I was bribed by a French businessman with 2 tickets if I didn’t bring something up that he didn’t want bringing up. Ahem. Fine. “Centre Court sil vous plait!” ……
Now however, I believe all tennis players, at any level, including wheelchair players to be cunts if they fist pump, fist bump (doubles) or scream “come on!” to themselves and the crowd in some pathetic attempt to get us to like them. The biggest culprit and, weeping wee ‘jessie’, ranking top of the wankometer of nauseating cringe worthiness, is none other than Andrew Murray. On top of his cry for help by blubbering like a baby because his hip was fucked at the Australian open (thought he announced his retirement), he has now initiated the infuriating trend of high fiving his partner (Serena Williams) every time they play a point. Win or lost a big fuck off high five. Cunts!
Imagine the cricket openers doing it with every ball played??? Or synchronized swimmers every time they submerged grinning. What happens if this cuntish behaviour starts seeping in to everyday life? Wetherspoon’s bar staff high fiving on every pint served? Morrison’s check out girls high fiving on every scanned item!…… Murray’s actions could bring sport as we know it and, the pantomime that is my life, to a grinding halt. Bell end!
Nominated by Daz Wud