PHILLIP HAMMOND:

A soy-granny cunting for this great streak of shit and piss, Chacellor Phillip Hammond who has indicated he would do a Dominic Grieve if there were to be a No Deal Brexit and force a vote of confidence to bring down the new Prime Minister:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1132211/brexit-news-latest-brexit-party-boris-johnson-tory-leadership-european-elections

What is it with these cadaverous mincing old wimmin that they are so fucking scared of life they make daft threats of helping Steptoe to power because they worry about the result of WTO rules?.

Like Grieve, he looks like one of those strange ageing men who still lives with mum and probably wanks over the underwear pictures in her Littlewoods catalogue, keeps his spare change in a purse, and spends his weekends using lavender furniture polish and a pink feather duster.

Surely Hammond and Grieve can understand that if they rule out No Deal both the EU and Steptoe’s pansies will dig their heels in and we won’t leave at all. No doubt this is what THEY want, but it doesn’t reflect what their members and the general public want.

If there is a general election, I sincerely hope Grieve and Hammond are out on their arses, and the whining poofters like Boles, Bradshaw, Streeting, Russell-Moyle and Kyle forced to find proper jobs. In the meantime all of the meddling minnies should join the Conservative Male Ladies Knitting Circle

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Having to State the Bleedin’ Obvious!

I was on Amazon earlier this morning looking for an anti-glare screen for my laptop as I can’t see a fucking thing when I use it outside in the garden with the sun shining.

Anyway, there was some decent choices on offer, but I also noted that some photos showed a screen and a laptop, but next to it a big message saying “Laptop not included!”

And it got me thinking: do people actually think they’re going to get a laptop as well as an anti-glare screen, and all for £16.99? Well clearly some morons must think that way otherwise the sellers wouldn’t point the fact out!

And then I noticed similar instances for HDTVs (remote controls and set-top boxes), smartphones (protective covers) and other high value goods.

I can only conclude that customers in the past have tried to sue Amazon (or any retailer come to that), highlighting the fact that they were expecting to take delivery of say,a laptop, with their anti-glare screen because the photo suggested that was the case.

It’s just a new level of stupidity in my book: just like cretins who have an accident in their car because they were drinking a hot coffee from a fast-food joint. But the driver sued because there was no message on the side of the cup to suggest the contents might be fucking hot to hold while driving!

Or the morons who don’t remove the outer covers of frozen foods, and just whack them in the microwave and then find their house burns down because the cardboard packaging caught fire.

I even saw a sign at a train platform suggesting that if you wander out on the tracks you may end up seriously injured by an oncoming train (and they used pictures to make the fucking point even more clear!)

So now we have a situation where common sense goes out the window and everything we buy comes with a disclaimer message stating the fucking obvious just in case the thick cunt doesn’t have the intelligence to understand what to expect!

Common sense – what the fuck happened?

Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen

Milkshake throwers are cunts.
I don’t know where this pathetic form of protest comes from, but it can fuck right off. Obviously perpetuated by brainless fucks who know nothing of the subject they are protesting about, because if they did, they would be able to articulate themselves as to why the are so opposed to the recipient. No, let’s get some easy likes on social media by chucking a child’s drink over some cunt. As the targets of this nonsense are ‘extreme right wing activists’ the press and the plod are going easy on the perpetrators. Sourberries gets called names and there’s arrests all round, but get coated in the semi viscous chemical that passes for a milkshake in McDonald’s? Let’s see how lightly they get off…..

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Addition by Cupid Stunt

John Murphy, who egged Cuntbyn in March, received 28 days at Her Majesty’s pleasure. The decrepit old cow that put him away said, “a custodial sentence would send a clear message that attacks on MPs must stop.” Let’s see what happens to the Milk Shake cunt but don’t hold your breath.

People who bleach their teeth are cunts, aren’t they.✨

Dazzling grinders giving off the glare of a lorry’s headlights. Smiles that glow a nuclear purple. Christ on a hover board…just use a toothbrush you phosphorescent phuckwits.

Is this a subconscious desire to be a 1980s Gameshow host? The rate of cuntitude is unsurprising in the culprits: Christian Ronaldo, Bieber, Tom Cruise… but it’s not just arse-pirates who bleach their gnashers. Emma Watson, Jürgen Klöpp, the Beckhams, the Gallaghers, Morgan bloody Freeman, Colin one-trick Firth, and Emma “Aeroplane loyalty card” Thompson all shine a torch in your face.

Judging by that list of horrible cunts, let’s hope there are plenty of chemical disasters.

Listen Twinkles, teeth aren’t meant to be bright white. You look like a cunt. A dazzling, incandescent, abnormal, unnatural cunt.

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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous