“Heroes and Warriors”.
I’m sick of the hyperbole employed by sports commentators and reporters. I don’t just mean football, I’ve heard it many other sports…even fucking darts and snooker players being described as “warriors”.
However,football seems to be the most extreme example… ” He’s a warrior,a midfield enforcer” which normally precedes the warrior/enforcer falling to the floor,rolling around while screaming like a girl after an opposition player as much as farts within 5 yards of him.
” The Gods blessed him with a magical left foot”….well,good of them,no doubt,but they “gifted” just about everyone with a left foot….”magical”,possibly not,but still capable of kicking a ball which is pretty much all his does.
” The greatest comeback since Lazarus”…a phrase so overused lately that I suspect that it is beyond resurrection itself.
“If you cut him,he’d bleed red/white/blue”…Oh,yes…until he was offered a massive pay rise by some club that played in green/black/yellow.
“A loyal club servant committed to taking the club forward”…..his agent couldn’t get him the move to a better-paying club so he’s going to run his contract down until he can take advantage of the Bosman ruling.
” The day that the whole city has been waiting for”….no,most of the “city” won’t give a shit apart from wondering if their local is going to be trashed by a group of yobs in footy shirts,or will they be attacked for wearing the wrong colour bobble-hat.
” He’s an intelligent footballer”…now this is the worst,sheer bollocks…all footballers are as thick as pigshit or they’d have opted out of football as children as taken up a Real Man’s Game…..RUGBY. (Sorry,did try and resist the urge…nah, I didn’t really)
Fuck Off.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler
Losing is the new Winning
The Brexit Party have won the most seats in the UK EU elections by a significant amount, fact. However, the optimistic losers are now trotting out the spin that if you add up the votes for some of the parties then it shows that votes to remain got the majority.
Also laughable is that Labour got a massive kicking but Emily Fatberry, one of the most horrible of leftist post-menopausal witches, was on telly this morning spouting ‘we need a second referendum and we should campaign to remain’ despite the fact that the party with the most MEPs is now the Brexit Party.
Then we had Anna Nazibry thankful for the measly votes Change UK got and how there is much for Change UK to be optimistic about.
Just fuck off.
Nominated by Cuntologist
Admin note, don’t go off topic, no fucking football! cunt away.