GORDON BROWN:

A good tartan cunting (and with luck he will get both, the latter from Jess Phillips) for the lugubrious old fucker, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who has today sought and got an *enquiry* into the financial arrangements of the Brexit Party, because old jockstrap fears that the money “might come from anywhere” ( a bit like the donations handed to him and Anthony Blair, for *access*). The relevant body will inspect the Brexit party TOMORROW.

What a spiteful childish act from this one-eyed heap of shit, who took part with his tarry fingered colleagues of a decade ago in the expenses scandals, of which he availed himself abundantly.

Hopefully, like the “bigoted woman”, this means that the obese old fart’s behaviour will backfire on him, and he has just lost old Steptoe another few thousand votes – or perhaps that is what he and the fancy nancy boys of Blairite New Labour want?

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

And urgent nomination please for Gordon Brown and the ‘Peoples’ Vote loons. They have complained to the Election Commission that Nigel Farage’s Brexit party have illegally accepting undeclared donations of over £500 (the limit for which donations must be declared) from anonymous sources, something Farage has vehemently denied. Consequently, the deeply partisan lickspittles at the EC will be visiting the Brexit Party HQ on Tuesday 21st May to conduct an investigation in this allegation which to my knowledge, has absolutely no basis in fact. It was mono-eyed cuntstick, Brown who made a written complaint to the EC, demanding an investigation. And of course, being staffed with biased left wing cock jockey’s, they have obliged. The timing of this, just days before the EU elections, is suspicious, to put it mildly.

I doubt the EC will find anything, but I will be surprised if they don’t at least attempt a hatchet job on the Brexit Party. Meanwhile, the ‘Peoples’ Vote cunts have been blatantly displaying their hypocrisy by announcing to their equally braindead supporters that they will be accepting donations up to £499, £1 below the limit for declaring donations. They’ve even admitted that they’ve deliberately done that to AVOID declaring donations, which is what they’ve just accused the Brexit Party of doing.

Giving that pretty much all the polls for this election have the Brexit party way in out in front, it’s hard to see Brown’s complaint to the EC as anything other than a cynical attempt at smearing the Brexit Party, just days before the election. I doubt it will work, but it does show how shit scared the traitors in the Remain camp are of Farage. He created the party only a couple of months ago, and already they’re way out in front. It’s also a sign, which the traitors keep ignoring, that the British people are beyond pissed with the current political class. Let’s see if Cable is crowing about the Limp Dumbs recent by election success as a sign that the British people want Brexit cancelled when the results of the EU election are announced.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

John Bercow must again be most grievously cunted, quite possibly “on a loop,” so great is his cuntitude.

He thinks it is not very sensible to vacate the chair while matters of such great importance are to be debated; this is what he said in Washington yesterday. The little runt obviously sees himself as president of the world; so with any luck, there will be a fight to the death between him and B. Liar. Then between two other world-class cuuuunts, Macron and Muffley Merkel.

Quite frankly, the only chair I want to see this shrivelled-up little cunt in is the sort that graces a number of penitentiaries in the USA. Sit down and shut up, you orrible little cunt, I’ll flash my ECS card at the gates, and throw the switch. Bastard vermin scum.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

‘Irish’ pubs

Wherever you go now there are ‘Irish Pubs’ There used to be one at Dubai airport (still there?) There is one called Mulligans or similar at Faro airport. About as Irish as the Irish Teashop, whatever the cunts name is.
Usually the only thing Irish is the green colour but there is the odd one that blasts electric diddlyeye out of the speakers. Which is fucking dreadful.They are fucking everywhere, they are shite and nothing like a proper Irish boozer.
The ‘Craic’ is mentioned but fuck knows what that is unless it refers to over-pricing the drinks.
The world doesn’t need the fuckers anymore than it needs English pubs on the Costas.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Please can we drag up Russell T Davies once again to make sure we all remember what a cunt he is. This time for Years and Years which I won’t watch because he’s a cunt. And I know he’s a cunt because he turned Dr Who into a snivelling little closet poofter who had feelings, and doubted himself, and felt sorry for his poofter fucking assistants, rather than just get on with taking the heads off Daleks and stuffing golden Yeti balls down Yeti throats to kill them. Dr. Who wasn’t a fuckin poofter, he thought that the “feminine side” was just the front of a woman with tits and a hairy bit. Fuck me. I am sick of RTD trying to turn everyone into a poofter. Twats like him lie to everyone trying to make the LGBT minority seem like the NORM. It isn’t the norm, it’s far from the norm. Gays and lesbians are a tiny fucking minority, who shouldn’t figure in every day life and especially not regular TV. We shouldn’t even hear about them, it’s only because wank arse cunts like RTD who infest TV distort fuckin reality to suit their own fuckin means. Fuckin cunt. Cunt the bastard.

Nominated by Alginon James

Nonsense. Russell T Davies

A thoroughly robust cunting nomination is in order for the deviant in chief at the BBC, Russell T Davies, even though he’d probably enjoy that, especially if it was on national television.

I take it none of my fellow ordinary cunters will have seen Russell T Davies and his latest show “Years and Years” on BBC One. Utter filth and tedious nonsense filled with the most hypocritical and irritating nuisances in the country, like Emma Thompson, who despite her recent protesting antics flew over specially to shoot this series. (Truly, the cast are a conglomerate of cunts.) Years and Years, is possibly the most unwatchable, piss poor, propaganda show, masquerading as “drama” that I have seen on the BBC in recent years, possessing the wit of a BBC Three comedy program about White people and the subtly of Jimmy Saville. That is to say, they are about as empty as Katy Price’s vagina and bank account.

A succinct summary for you all, so you don’t have to endure this drivel for yourself. It follows a family of four siblings, who in true BBC fashion don’t know or talk about their father and their mother has died of cancer, this is apparently “normal.” Don’t worry though, virtue signaling “Gran” still alive who likes to note she isn’t prejudiced against gay people or immigrants, just the popular causes du jour, like Londoners and White people. All the family vote Labour. (Duh, otherwise they’d be down with killing disabled kids in the street, or that’s what Davies thinks Tories do.)

The Youngest of these sibling is working class, struggling to make ends meet. Davies couldn’t resist demonising her from the go, not only is she portrayed to be thick because white, but also because she’s on benefits and is wheelchair bound having sex with every other man. She has two kids to two different men of different races. (She’s bonking a guy who is bonking a sex robot, because nobody can have Vanilla sex in Davies queer little world.) Note that Davies makes the wheelchair bound, white, working class single mum, the one who falls for the right wing politician, obviously because she has no fucking education and doesn’t know the genders of Snapchat fucking filters she is now a far right groupie(We’ll cover whether Emma Thompson’s character is actually far right later, we don’t get much evidnece.) The disdain for the working class couldn’t be fucking more apparent.

Eldest son is married to a black woman, who is the boss in the family, and have two female children, younger girl has a gay friend who is 13 talking about getting smashed in his back doors by Chris Pratt. Then later again talks about Chris Pratt having him against a wall any day. (Fucking vile, sexualisation of children vibes with Davies stuff as per usual.) Of course, both of these two work in banks and are EVIL BANKERS™️, as Davies cannot think that anyone who may work in finance is not an evil cunt who is selfish and self-absorbed. Then, you have the other daughter who isn’t just transgender, but transhuman and only speaks through Snapchat filter masks that you can now wear on your face. Are you still following this utterly bonkers attempt at following a normal family? If not, don’t worry, the BBC tweeted a flow chart for all those as confused as every other clueless fucker in the UK watching this.

But Russell T Davies doesn’t stop there. How could he?! There’s no gay main character. Oh wait, there is, the younger son, played by Davies frequent muse Russell Tovey, who is not only very overtly Gay, and talks about fucking his husband and then his new boyfriend in front of the children(again, Russell, back at it again with the weird sexualisation of children thing, do stop it). Now, this guy has fallen for an Eastern European Refugee, from Ukraine, because the “Soviet” army invaded Ukraine and put people in concentration camps. Davies actually thinks Russia is the Soviet Union, the unhinged and uninformed lunatic. Whilst there is a scene about Trump nuking China(Obviously Davies is thinking that Trump is pure evil and wants to murder everyone, right?! Cause I don’t agree with him, right?!), he is fucking pounding the life out of this Ukrainian. This isn’t just a bit of a suggestive sex scene, this is like a hardcore video from Pornhub. It gets better, they try to make out the youngest son’s husband to be a racist, by noting that he ends up fucking deporting the Ukrainian guy because he is an immigrant. Meanwhile, they then have a scene whilst he is licking his face when Tovey is asking to get pounded in the arse. (What the fuck is this nonsense? Why are British taxpayers willingly paying for Davies to write material he’s clearly masturbating to?)

Whilst all this nonsense is going on, the family get even more fucking normal as the older sister is an environmental activist who is fighting for an ever closer EU to fight climate change and she ends up radiation poisoned by the nuclear weapon, when she was out there monitoring climate change which will leave the human race as “people living in huts” with “only sheep for food.” Oh, also, the Arctic melted. Quicker than even the scientists predict it will. The episode finishes with them all get drunk on alcohol and the eldest son fucking dancing naked around the children with his dick out like some form of North Sentinelese tribesman. (Sexualisation of children yet again.)

What’s ahead for the series? Nonsense. Pence becomes President for life, and meanwhile the Ukrainian refugee he is shagging is deported and will be killed in Ukraine. More Gay sex. Because unless you have three blowjobs and a bumming scene on the BBC, you are a homophobe and probably a transphobe unless one of the blowjob is a trans woman being pleasured. Oh and Emma Fucking Thompson is playing a right wing politician who doesn’t care about Palestine and thinks porn has gone too far. (Fucking horrific positions, truly. What next, she might want to leave the EU?!)

Genuinely, I’m surprised people are not going to fucking burn down the BBC for broadcasting this utter drivel, race-baiting, rampantly pornographic queer nonsense. I haven’t paid my license fee in years, but if you still are going to after reading this, do have a good old rethink about whether you want to fund Russell T Davies’ sort of depraved and squalid cuntery. Russell T Davies, be ashamed of yourself for inflicting your pornographic wet dreams on the people of Britain. You sir, are a dangerous, vapid and disgusting cunt.

Nominated by ViCunt of Anjou

I would like to cunt the Tuesday night Drama currrently on BBC1 : ‘Year after Year ‘. I caught a trailer for this and thought it looked interesting. It’s about a nuclear attack on the UK. I caught episode 1 on the i-player last night. Fuck my old boots ! It’s PC bollocks on steroids. Every fucking box has been ticked :

1. the main couple involved are guess what? You got it ! A mixed race fuckin couple. Now I honestly don’t care if 2 people of different races want to get together, fine by me but FFS stop getting it out of all proportion to the actual reality. You’re not telling us anything we don’t know; we know they exist, we don’t care alright?. Stop ramming it down our throats.
2. talking of ramming it down throats, yes you guessed it there’s also a gay couple, same thing applies. We know they exist, give it a rest.
3. of course TRANS issues must play a part and guess what? They do. The couple mistakenly believe their daughter wants to become a boy and are shown saying it’s absolutely fine, we still love you, blah blah blah.
4. at this point I said to myself all we need is someone disabled. Bang on cue , someone in a wheelchair turns up !!
5 we are then shown a refugee camp where the difference between refugees and asylum seekers is carefully spelt out for us. By this point I felt I was being lectured at rather than entertained.
6. oh btw the nuclear war was started by who d’ya think? Yep that well known BBC bogeyman TRUMP, who had won the 2020 election and was in the last 4 days of his second term.
I might watch another episode just to see what other PC boxes they feel the need to tick.

Nominated by richard 1

I would like to nominate women on trains for a cunting.
I had the misfortune to travel to London on the LNER from Leeds, advanced ticket to keep the cost down.
I took my reserved seat and relaxed with a review of the latest offerings on ISAC, a woman and small child were across the aisle on a 4 place table seat, the child had colouring book to keep it amused…. all fine.
Then two women came barreling down the aisle one nearly taking my head off with one the bags she was carrying. They sat opposite the woman and child, two lap tops came out, mobile phones, coffee, three books, sandwiches and crisps and a fucking handbag
By now the poor kid was restricted to about 5 square centimetres of table as it had been swamped by the deluge of shit produced by these two inconsiderate bitches.
Now I can understand people wanting to read or whatever on he train but they don’t need every fucking item at the same time, I have noticed this before with women when travelling they have no consideration for anyone else and no spatial awareness.
CUNTS

Nominated by sick of it