Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Mark Carney [4]

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A “safe as the Bank of England” cunting for this Canadian arsehole, head of the aforesaid BoE and arch Remainer. This morning he has told the equally anti-Brexit BBC the prospect of the UK leaving the EU without a deal was “a relatively unlikely possibility, but it is a possibility”. Of course it leads the R4 news and will for the whole fucking day.

Carney farting his fucking brains out of his arsehole yet again, word-spinning and trying to stir up more panic amongst the snowflakes and poofy Labour MPs who have made it their life’s work to overturn democracy because they don’t like it.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

Another cunting for that wankstain Carney. Governor of the Bank of England.

Despite being wrong on each and every forecast, he is at it again. Doom and fucking gloom if we don’t roll over to the EU. Oh, and justifying his Armageddon forecast pre-referendum using terms that will be familiar to Jim Bowen fans – ‘This is what you could have had’
If we had done as we were told, apparently all would be the best of all possible worlds.

The result?

‘The pound declined on the currency markets in the wake of Mr Carney’s comments, falling below the $1.30 mark, before recovering some ground.’

Fuck off back to Canada you remoaning, establishment cunt. You will fit in well with Monsieur Trudeau and the rest of the loons.
Cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Questions that are unanswerable:
➖ When did time begin?
➖ Who made God?
➖ Why hasn’t Mark Carney resigned yet?

The Governor of the Bank of England warned that Britain faced an “uncomfortably high” risk of a no deal Brexit, which he said would lead to higher prices.

Sigh.

The poutine-eating Canuck continued saying banks had “done the stockpiling” and could survive a recession that meant property prices falling by a third, interest rates increasing by four percentage points, six months of snow to fall and zombie dragons invading to eat small children.

Yes, Carney really say that property prices could fall by a third.

The maple syrup-eating prick has previous experience with Fearmongering. However nothing he has predicted about Brexit has happened.

Nothing.

Cameron peddled this nonsense (debt, World War III, etc) and consequently resigned; Osborne peddled this nonsense (£4300 extra for every family, Global Brexit recession – the day AFTER the vote!) and consequently resigned; therefore why is Carney still here?
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Questions that are answerable:
➖ Will Carney continue making ridiculous Brexit predictions?
➖ Is Carney a mendacious, snake-oil salesman?
➖ Is Carney a bit of a cunt?

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

And a brief cunting for the continuing saga of Project Fear. Another day, another scare.

Today the BBC is telling us that Police leave will be cancelled due to the likely outbreak of civil unrest when we leave the EU. This of course originates in Whitehall and is given due prominence by the good old BBC. Yesterday Carney’s scaremongering was their lead. All day.
I have already stockpiled sandwiches, au pairs, food and flights. It now seems that I need stab vests and pepper spray.

When will we see sense and crawl back?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Peter Willsman

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Peter Willsman of Labour’s National Executive Committee has made a right cunt of himself ranting like he’s read one too many copies of Der Sturmer….

Notice the typical anti-Semitic trope about Jews controlling the media – “they can falsifiy social media very easily.” If this rant was aimed at any other minority – especially one beginning with the letter ‘M’ – then Willsman would be booted out of the Labour Party quicker than Owen Jones can invent a phobia.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not defending Israel or indeed Jews in general. However, the nightmare cult of identity politics says that only a member of a particular group can decide what is prejudice against said group. Even the law says that a hate crime is one perceived to be motivated by hatred by the victim or any other person. The only people who are not allowed to decide about prejudice appear to be Jewish folks. I am not pro-Jews/Israel so much as I am against hypocrisy and identity politics.

Why is it that the people who are so loud in proclaiming their own virtues are often guilty of the very thing they complain about?

‘Anti-racists’ who hate… well, everyone really.

‘Anti-fascists’ who use fascist tactics – violence, intimidation, suppressing free speech – to prevent anyone hearing views they don’t like.

Islamic clerics who whine about made-up ‘Islamophobia’ whilst holding views about Jews that would make Heinrich Himmler blanch.

Bonio going on about giving to charity whilst (allegedly) engaging in decades of tax evasion.

Christian preachers who go on about the bloody Bible and condemn anything vaguely out of the ordinary in sexual relationships whilst engaging in acts that would make even Dick Fiddler of this parish raise an eyebrow.

Whether Hillsman and the rest of the far left are really anti-Semitic is beside the point. They have broken their own (bullshit) rules. If Trumpy (utter cunt) is a racist for criticising Sadiq Khan and disliking some of the violent verses in the Koran makes you an ‘Islamophobe’ then, by the same logic, the whole Corbynite left is anti-Semitic to its rotten core.

Cunts.

(Disclaimer: any logical inconsistencies, poor spellings or grammatical errors can be explained by the fours beers I’ve had in the last hour).

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Lewis Bailey

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Now that the school holidays are here, how about a junior pre-watershed cunting for this 14 year old drag queen.

The little fucker likes to prance around like this, encouraged by his mother (all lads like him seem to be under mummies domination) because it puts the little wanker in charge of his *other side*.

What is wrong with kids these days?. When I was at school turning up like this would have been an invitation to have your head stuffed down the bog.

The same story extended appeared in the freesheet Metro this morning where Master(bate) Lewis declared himself to be *gay*. I was shocked….. whatever happened to the “phase”. Junior says he is fucking gay so the silly old cow takes his word for it.

But seriously, young or old, shirtlifters, seem to be so exhibitionist, they want attention and this little cunt has certainly received it, and he has been rewarded. Surely a trip to the psychiatrist would have been better for him if mommy dearest really cared about him.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

Car Muzak

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Yes those retarded, snivelling, earing-wearing ,tattoo infested, “Dont mess wid me and me Possee” fuck faced CUNTS who drive around with Da Muzak blaring out of their “Da best Souped up stereo system “,creating mini earthquakes wherever they pass,giving dirty “Wotcha looking at Bruv” looks to anyone unlucky enough to cross their path.

And the fucking muzak always sounds exactly the same-Boom da Boom,Boom da Boom,Boom da Boom,Boom da Boom with no discernible tune or melody to speak of. Im not a violent man(as long as I take my medication) but Id like to hire or steal a Challenger tank for just one day and drive around London giving these CUNTS summat real loud to listen to as I roll over their VW Golfs and let go a few missiles.CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS

Nominated by CuntsR-Us

Another hot sticky night making it fucking terrible to try to sleep but made worse by every cunt in a car playing *music* which is so loud it shudders through the cheap metal of their cars into my ears. If it is not fartarse Abdul with his Middle East pop it is pink haired old cunts with Rod fucking Stewart warbling some love song. Even the pedestrians join in the act – they might not have a car but they have got a fucking mobile phone and a mouth as big as an elephants arse and they bellow down the fucking thing at all hours of the day and night – at 3 a.m. this morning some Chinese wanker so fucking high-pitched only the dogs could have heard what he was shouting about. Sartre was right hell is other people, especially when they can afford crap electronics.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

Newsnight

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Cunting the BBC is like putting on that old pair of slippers, or settling back for a wank in your favourite armchair, but nevertheless, the cuntish organisation has a perpetual stream of rich cuntitude to tap into. And so goes the nomination.

Tonight, whilst preparing a marinade for my favourite Buffalo Wing’s recipe, I had the TV on idly in the background and it happened to be Newsnight (25.07.2018).

Even for the BBC, they utterly outdid themselves on tonight’s shitshow; immediately cast to the outer reaches of stratospheric cunt by virtue of Golum tribute act host Evan Davies, the show managed to pack in wall-to-wall pissboiling and right-on cuntitude like no other.

We started with the pressing and illuminating issue of the Pakistani national elections, I suppose relevant for the BBC’s increasingly targeted audience. Half the show dedicated to his fucking bollocks, and the associated profiling of candidate and UK socialite-turned-raging-towelhead Imran Khan.

Then from there, we went into a story on female gang members; and how utterly blameless the little cherubs are even when one (with silhouette protected identity of course) casually talked about stabbing her rivals. 10 minutes of first-hand scumcunt accounts packed with my previously cunted ‘urban’ faux fuckig dialect; every third word a ‘like’ or an ‘init’.

Then we hit the quirky final story – is there life on Mars. Rubber-faced cunt Davies could barely conceal the contempt with which he held for the scientist guest trying to explain in all futility the relevance of the discovery of substantial underground bodies of water on our neighbouring planet.

Oh, and how could I forget – right at the end of the show, Evan Davies issued an apology. Apparently during the piece on Imran Khan and focussing on his cricketing days, they actually showed extended footage of Wasim Akram.

Ironic that the Al-BBC’s researchers should make that kind of ‘they all look the same’ gaff. That won’t please the reisdents of Sparkhill one bit.

Up to my nuts in raw poultry and garlic-smeared hands, I was helpless in succumbing to the horror of an inaccesible remote as the shitshow unfolded. Fuck you BBC for making me endure this type of fucking bollocks, you utter and completely contemptible shitcunts.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back