I’d like to nominate China for a cunting. Not Chinese people as such (although Chinese tourists with their fucking awful shell suits and total lack of social awareness are total cunts), or indeed China as a geographic area, but China as a state and China as the imaginary entity so lauded by modern western “free thinkers” and lefty cunts.
1. China – no matter what others might say about sub-prime mortgages and the credit crunch – fucked up the world’s economy with its total lack of economic acumen. Cunt.
2. China is creating a future even-worse-migration-crisis by bribing African shitholes then sucking them dry. Cunt.
3. China is fucking up the world’s fragile fish stocks by ignoring international and localised fishing conventions. Cunt.
4. Chinese culture thinks it’s acceptable for people to torture dogs and hunt tigers to extinction in order to make them more potent in bed and to make them look hard. It does neither. Weak cunts.
We keep getting told how China is a force to be reckoned with in many spheres. So;
1. How come they all wear western clothes?
2. How come all modern Chinese buildings are based on European architecture?
3. How come China regularly had the shit kicked out of it by Japan (on home soil)?
4. How come China can’t do anything well apart from Table Tennis (you know, that kid’s game played by under-12s at dodgy church youth clubs) and yet there’s 1.2 billion of the cunts?
5. How come all the mathematics principles the Chinese kids are forced to learn off by heart originated in Europe?
6. How come the music played on pianos in China was all written by Europeans?
I’ll tell you how come – because China is a fucking cunt, that’s why.
Nominated by DaveM
