Thanks to successive govt failures to ensure domestic gas and oil security by tapping our own sizeable resources and the zealotry of the “green energy” religion households will see another hike in bills by mid summer.
The ground has already been laid by politicians and the talking heads on the telly to blame Donald Trump for upsetting international energy markets by taking the Iranians on before they can nuke Tel Aviv.
If we weren’t governed by hapless lying cunts then there’s a chance we’d be able to drill our own oil and gas instead of paying the Norwegians to drill it from the same fields then sell it back to us,not import LNG from the States and Qatar and maybe not have the Canadians chop their forests down to send us wood pellets we can burn at Drax just to burnish our “green credentials”.
The cunt Miliband insists we go even faster toward “net zero” with ever more windmills and solar,despite them not being able to feed into the National Grid effectively and having virtually no battery storage capacity even if it were possible,which it isn’t.
All of this makes perfect sense if you never pay any bills,such as our elected representatives.
A tower shitheap of stupid cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Right on cue this headline is from today’s Telegraph:
Miliband derailed plan to use North Sea oil to fund defence
Energy Secretary ‘vetoed’ plan to pay for military programmes by increasing drilling
He is a dangerous lunatic and a traitor.
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Electricity, just like water is vital to the way that we live.
Nobody should fuck around with it.
A few year’s ago a massive power cut hit the Iberian Peninsula, also affecting parts of Southern France.
Everything came to a complete standstill.
Within minutes roads were clogged with traffic as all the traffic lights went out.
Electric gates and entry systems were useless. People were locked into underground car parks and others couldn’t get into their own homes.
All over the cities people were stuck in lifts and the emergency services couldn’t get to them because the streets were blocked.
Shops, restaurants and bars had to shut because of no lights and no tills working.
Petrol garages were full of cars as the owners of them needed fuel and the fucking pumps wouldn’t work.
Motorways at a standstill were people had run out of fuel in an attempt to get home.
Even the fucking mobile phone networks were down so nobody really knew what was going on.
It was total mayhem.
Just 24 hours without electricity would make these “Save the Planet” loonies think again.
Energy should be both available and affordable.
Subsidised if necessary.
Fuck all this net zero bollocks.
Get drilling and start building nuclear power plants.
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Agreed re nuclear power.
That massive power outage in Spain was, believe it or not due to the switchgear used to alternate between renewable and traditional power generation.
The over voltage from the renewable side caused the traditional side to protect itself and drop out. This then cascaded through the peninsular and caused the french and European systems to also disconnect from the Iberian grid, leaving the energy nowhere else to go.
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I had to talk to the Mrs all day
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I’m at the stage in age of not giving a flying fuck. Getting bills paid we’ve no control over and having peace of mind. At least I’m able to pay them. I make sure I get every benefit entitled to me. Make sure also you pay into a works pension and do your best to stay alive longer to feel the benefit’s.
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Living in a house I like that’s a listed building, prevents neighbours from making plastic alteration’s you see elsewhere. That kind of thing makes me sick to my stomach. I’m proud of my wooden front door that also doesn’t have a number.
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…. Also no stupid electric doorbell, just the knocker.
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so how does the postman find you Sammy?
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The postman and me have a laugh about it, Mis, because he’s the regular. Due to not being a lazy cunt, I go shopping like normal people and don’t have to worry about being delivered the wrong things, or having stuff left on the doorstep. The only thing I get delivered is my repeat medication.
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morning Sammy,
i have posh customers in Cheshire and its a pain in the arse when the house doesnt have a number,
cant put ‘the willows’ or ‘Edge cottage’ into my google maps.
feel sorry for posties in this heat.
its hard work at the best of times.
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ps
i have a Ring doorbell AND a knocker Sammy.
the knocker is a cast iron Cat head.
its very tasteful.
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Like I said, Mis, the postman knows me and also not to put rubbish leaflets through, due to me posting them back into the postbox. Anyone posting things to me will quickly realise that the numbered doors either side of me and figure out what invisible door number I have.
I also have a heavy door knocker that I rarely answer if people use it when arriving unannounced.
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My bespoke sign on my (padlocked) gate 350M at ‘top ‘t lane from my front door does the trick here.
‘Turn around ; You are lost”
Politest ‘fuck off’ you’ll see all day.
Haven’t had an uninvited cunt knock on the door in over fifteen years.
That’s as far as the postman gets too.
And google streetview.
Misanthropo Ergo Sum
😄
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I was reluctant to mention the reason have no number which wasn’t there in the first place, that I have a named plaque on one side of the house and that’s how I’m recognised.
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We’ve had over half a century of broken promises regarding fuel and energy bills.
Nuclear power…….so cheap to generate it will be hardly worth charging for, they burbled.
North Sea oil and gas….. an absolute bonanza of cheap fuel and gas for the home, fill your car up for next to fuck all, our glorious leaders proclaimed.
It was and still is, bullshit.
Fuck them all.
Good morning 🌞🌞🌞🌞👍
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It was exactly the same bullshit with fracking. “There will be cheaper energy available for all,” was the saying coming out of many senior Conservatives gobs, unfortunately we have heard it all before.
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Just seen this where the fuck do they get there’re figures from. Lifted out of poverty dropped into hell, they were all freezing the other week
One in six babies in England live in overheated homes – analysis https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jun/25/one-in-six-babies-in-england-live-in-overheated-homes-analysis?CMP=share_btn_url
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I went to our local General Hospital last week when it was a bit damp and chilly. The department I was in was so overheated that I started to sweat. On Monday I had a blood test the air conditioning was up so high the nurses were complaining.
The blood test was an interesting cultural experience. You go in the back of the council office on the right hand side are a few desks providing accommodation for the local police who have had their police station closed, in the middle was the probation service and on the left hand side were the medical services, including the local clap clinic. At least it gave me the chance of social opportunities which I wouldn’t normally have.
Good Morning, another lovely sunny day before Armageddon.
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Remember when we were told that privatisation of utilities would bring competition and lower prices?
That worked out well, didn’t it?
Instead we’re at the mercy of a government endorsed cartel, fully backed by Ofgem.
And there’s no end to the brazen scamming of those lovely energy suppliers and their ‘regulator’.
The latest one being a rise in the price cap which will remain in place until October, even though fuel prices started falling within days of its implementation.
Not to worry though. Rachel says the government will give help to those who need it most.
I.e, those benefit scrounging cunts who have no intention of paying their bills anyway.
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If you see Sid, tell him to fuck off.
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I see that councils now want to ban air conditioning units.
They want them removed from private homes and are suggesting that people should use the alternatives of opening doors and windows or using electric fans.
How fucking stupid is that?
See how long it takes to get robbed if you go to bed with your doors and windows open.
If these daft cunts knew anything then they would know that doors and shutters are closed during hot weather in hot countries.
It cools the house down. It stops the hot air getting in.
And an inverter air conditioner uses far less energy than a poxy fan.
Older ones may contain a mixture of methane gases as a refrigerant, but more modern machines use R290 (propane) gas, which has almost no harmful effect on the precious ozone layer.
It’s all nonsense and you will end up paying for it.
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High compression refrigerant gasses like R32, the gas in your car air con and R410a, which is the gas in your home condenser or FX unit they’re banning.
But not in the EU parliament buildings. Obviously. Both of them.
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The last bit of electricity should be used on the ⚡ 🪑 for the traitorous and insane millipede,the Marxist cunt doesn’t even own one of his beloved heat pumps…danger,danger high voltage 🎶 😡
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I wouldn’t waste electricity on the cunts.
Hanging drawing and quartering is a more traditional method.
Also more entertaining as it provides a wonderful opportunity to stage outdoor events.
Party in the park coming to a town near you soon.
Portable gallows on flatbed lorries touring the country.
Have noose, will travel.
Heads impaled on poles outside public buildings as reminders of a great day out.
I don’t see any downside to any of this.
Entertainment +
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Who goes first? A game the whole country can play.
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It would make a good comedy sketch.
‘We need to stop using oil and gas’
The plot, wind power, solar power and nuclear
The scenes are set, 30GW of wind power and 5GW solar and 10GW Nuclear, mid winter and it’s -10C the wind drops to zero, who do we call
Gasbusters! The turbines power up and the electricity flows, 5 days without wind, the gas fired power station keep the lights on and finally the wind picks up, the gas shuts off.
The energy secretary goes on the box, thank goodness we had those gas fired stations, but we have to get away from fossil fuels, the answer is more wind.
The zealots will never concede that wind is a liability, “it’s nine times cheaper”.
Every GW of wind and solar needs a GW of back up therefore making it twice the price.
Drill baby drill! And Dig baby dig (coal)
By 2030 we will be heading down a road to mass power cuts and unless there is a u turn now we are fucked. We could be anyway because of lead times to get new gas fired stations on stream and we will only have one fully viable nuclear reactor, maybe two if the new one actually gets running on time.
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Indeed sir.
Only today the old gas station was fired up at tremendous expense because we’d run out of electricity due to increased demand for refrigeration,AC and fans.
The whole system is held together by expensive imports and luck.
When the luck runs put and there’s no excess available abroad we’ve had it.
The 20 million shithole savages we’ve let in will rampage at a national level.
Dear me.
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Good morning Uncle,
The electricity generation network is a case of bury heads and hope it fixes itself until it doesn’t and then panic.
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Morning Terry.
The mothballed gas fired power stations had to be brought back on line last year for 8 hours.
That cost £6m…for 8 fucking hours.
This government truly are a circus of clueless cunts.
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I’m spending virtually nowt on energy during this heatwave.
So we all owe the faggot community a big thank you. They’re keeping the country warm by ramming each other senseless during Gay Pride month.
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Trafalgar Day – 21st October – Not Celebrated
Battle of Britain Day – 15th September- Not Celebrated
Waterloo Day – 18th June – Not Celebrated
VE Day – 8th May – Not Celebrated
Being Queer – A whole fucking month – Celebrated.
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Without electricity we are completely fucked.
It says it all that generations of politicians hollowed out our domestic supply and have us reliant on imported LNG to keep the lights on.
The “green” technology the same stupid cunts are obsessed with is unreliable,staggeringly expensive and there is no effective method of storing its output.
It’s ruined our economy and has made us a prime target for a complete blackout should things get “hotter” with the Russians.
That’s why in a heat wave Tesco doesn’t sell cold beer,it’s too expensive to cool.
The total cunts.
Imported wood pellet Oven.
Good morning.
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“To cheap to meter”…. check the graph…!
https://spectrum.ieee.org/too-cheap-to-meter-nuclear-power-revisited
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What a fucking horrible bum licking creep, looks like our bills will be going up even more..🤮.
BBC News – Reeves backs Burnham to become next prime minister
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgm9mj262qo
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Energy bills higher than a Green MP at a h0m0 pride festival.
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Energy crisis, climate crisis,migrant crisis, NHS crisis..
We even have a crisis crisis now..
When the lights and power eventually go out, when can all keep warm by burning down millipedes house and kicking him to fuck.. melted toby jugged face cunt.
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Don’t forget cost of living crisis
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‘Cost of living crisis’ A piece of rhyming shit to instil passive acceptance into being ripped off.
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As previously said, the temporary reprieve in the oil price is almost certainly an illusion, as traffic continues to struggle through the strait of Hormuz, shipping insurers are also still refusing to insure a lot of ships passing through it, strategic reserves continue to be drained to the point of exhaustion, and the major oil fields in the region have been mothballed and it takes a long time to return them to full production (you don’t just switch the taps back on – these are geologically complex operations that require careful restimulation of oilflow, no matter what the Don likes to think).
Then of course there’s the very real danger it’ll all kick off again.
So a spike in oil prices is almost certainly coming – potentially doubling from its current level – and the ONLY subject that should be preoccupying our fetid morally bankrupt economically illiterate government is how many North Sea licences can we grant in very short order, and how quickly do we get on with fraccing the fuck out of our onshore deposits.
We are otherwise staring at third world black outs and mass panic right in front of us, and all these arrogant communist cunts can do is fiddle away while Rome burns congratulating themselves on what lovely people they are and what a great job they’re doing of “fixing” the country.
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@dave….when the power goes off and the chavs can’t access the t’internet and love island on the cube then they MIGHT decide that’s enough and explode 🤯…those 5ft pcso’s will have their work cut out 👊
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Gelderd, having read the following this morning, and correctly anticipated that the answer to the headline was “because you’re the scumbag offspring of scumbag parents” and judging by the prostrated position of her elephantine mother welded to the couch, I don’t think even setting fire to their arse hair would set the pondlife of the UK into action:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4eld1vz8wo
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If I had pieces of metal stuck in my face like some farm yard animal I’d be reluctant to go outside as well Dave.
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The luxury of first world problems arfur – as my Filipino staff point out, in their country if you don’t get off your arse and leave the house to earn some money, you die. I’m sure she’d get over her anxiety and undiagnosable mental problems if the KFCs stopped being delivered.
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Spot on, the only thing these politico’s fix is a nice little earner for themselves..
GB is definitely a declining THIRD WORLD CORRUPT SHITHOLE, RUN BY THIRD RATE MUSLIM LOVING POLITICIANS…!
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I did my skool in the 90s, and even then, they still taught you that energy can’t be created or destroyed, it can only be changed into another of the 7 types of energy.
We’ve got hundreds of years of coal under us, and now we can build modern mines so that every Labour-voting-because-their-great-grandfather-did twat in the valleys doesn’t have to catch pneumoconiosis.
We’ve got oil. The jury’s out on whether it’s self-renewing, but I reckon that ‘peak oil’ was bullshit too since it was pushed by governments, and we now know that every single thing they tell us is an absolute inverted lie.
Ed Millicunt looks like a fucking Demon, because he is one. At a certain point the Demon comes out on the outside. He grapes kids in Child Sacrifice Orgies, along with the rest of Klaus’s Davos chums at their get togethers. In Minecraft, I’m supposed to say.
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The whole net zero scam is a way of implementing control over us by our commie overlords.
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We’re expected to believe:
‘Energy prices to soar due to US/Iran conflict.’
But actually:
‘Energy company profits to soar due to US/Iran conflict.’
And:
‘Government rakes in tax due to US/Iran conflict.’
As well as:
‘Miliband finds excuse to push net zero due to US/Iran conflict.’
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We’re a fucking island with all types of energy literally under our feet and yes, some in the skies above us and in the shores all around us. Why aren’t we building hydro-electric thingamajigs? That’s right, it wouldn’t fit Ed CUNT’S ‘Climate Change’ doom LIE narrative. Evil Satan’s arse-rimmimg cuntbastard.
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Hopefully the day will come when the cunt and cunts like him will be put before a patriots court, without a jury, with the hangman’s nose waiting.
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*noose…idiot phone.
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Ed Millipede , eco zealot.
i wouldnt employ the wetmouthed spastic to mop floors nevermind energy minister.
sat on oil reserves an we import from Norway.
he truly is a fuckin moronic cunt.
id like to make him eat that banjo of his.
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I hear another electric bus in London has self-immolated. Warmed the depot where it was parked and it warms my heart.
I’m going to get a generator, a diesel one so I can run it on chip fat if need be.
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ooh thats a great idea Arfur.
I love the smell of a diesel genny,
and of chips cooking.
itd be like the scent of the funfair.
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Get friendly with your local chippy, Arfur.
All you have to do is filter the scraps out of the oil and add a bit of kerosene.
only really works on older diesel engines. it will fuck up a common rail diesel or anything with a DPF.
Just so you know. 😁
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A brainless ignorant tart as education secretary
An ignorant savage as foreign secretary
A sodomite as the health secretary (and Streeting could return to it)
A wanker as an environmental secretary
A senile old fool still playing PM
Is it any wonder this country is in thesit?
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A big part of this rush to net zero in the U.K. even though we produce about 1% of the carbon dioxide that enters the atmosphere is wokey guilt over all the carbon dioxide we supposedly produced due to our Industrial Revolution. Bit like reparations for slavery. Something that happened years ago and is fuck all to do with us now. Here in Lincolnshire we are due for another load of pylons marching across the landscape as the grid is modernised to cope with the irregularity of renewable energy or some bollocks. Farmers paid a fortune in rent so solar farms can cover the landscape. All this energy for the south east. Why not put your fucking windmills and mirrors were they are needed save millions in infrastructure costs and stop my home county being fucked over even more. As sure as an ice cubes life in the hot parts of hell is negligible likewise my energy will be cheap.
Stick your turbines on Hampstead heath, Richmond park, down the middle of the Thames starting at Hammersmith bridge etc keep the fucking things away from me for I see no benefit
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It’s deliberate, to fuck the UK off as a self supportive major power, that’s also why our military is shit.
These cunts are in the pockets of the PRC.
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if you have solar panels you should be quids in at the moment.
But they wont do.
its a con.
Now theyre weeping about air conditioning units.
if global warming such a threat surely cooling downs a priority?
what do you want us to do you mad fuckin commies,
live underground an only come out at night?
youd love that wouldnt you?
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Eloy v Morlocks.
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Turns out over a thousand wind turbines that we got from the bat eaters, are chock full of asbestos..
Asbestos found in China-sourced wind turbine parts – Daily Business https://share.google/1BzGJSw5eGG3JjQNs
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And who’ll be paying for all this rework? Why the consumer of course, it’s obviously their fault.
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Surely employing* every 3rd world immo to produce electricity with industrial scale treadmills/magnetos/ capacitors would suffice?
*acres of pakis and nıggers chained to the equipment with whip-wielding robot overseers
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This is an image that appeals to us.
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Just read they had to fire up the gas fired power stations because of the heat yesterday. Couldn’t be fucked to find out why. Something to do with that rubber faced cunt I’ll wager
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Shoddy manufactured Chinese rubbish that doesn’t work properly or last very long before it fails, so nothing new really.
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Hope this disgusting foreign weather will fuck off soon.
its deeply unbritish and caters to the ethnics.
I dont enjoy it and im not shy in telling people so.
morning, lovely isnt it?
” is it fuck. grass is dying.
alright if your a iguana.”
some peoples carefree mindless cheerfulness is infuriating.
nice and sunny today isnt it?
“are you simple? its hell on earth”
fuck off
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It’s cos you’re a northerner, not happy unless it’s cold/raining/snowing.
Daaaan Saaaath we’re loving it.
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If Eyeliner Andy wants to get off to a good start, here’s what he needs to do.
1. Sack Reeves, Lammy and most importantly Milicunt on day one. Relegate all 3 to the backbenches.
2. Instruct Milicunt’s replacement to bin net zero and start drilling in Rosebank and Jackdaw immediately.
3. Inform all Ministers that none of them have the power of veto over the PM’s decisions as Milicunt has had for the last 2 years.
If he does nothing else, those 3 alone will put the country in a better place.
There will never be a better time than on his first day in office when the entire Labour Party are still fawning over him like lovestruck teenagers.
DO IT, BURNHAM.
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Or, shoot all the cunts on his first day, then shoot himself.
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He wont do shit.
except tax .
tax everything.
Hes a prick.
and so are the denizens of Ashton makerfield.
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You may well be right Mis, but I prefer to reserve judgement.
If he doesn’t take bold measures like those I suggest then he’s destined to become Rodney 2.0 with the same outcome.
I’m being serious for a change.
Actually I don’t think it suits me.
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AA portable gallows for all three would be entertaining whilst performing the oxygen jig.
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I drove from Swansea to Ammanford yesterday over the Betws mountain.
100 bird-shredder ‘turbines’. All off. Let me guess, was ‘too hot’ to run them.
You have to be EVIL to blanket the countryside in turbines and panels that you know damn well DON’T FUCKING WORK.
We should generate energy by burning Green Cunts.
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Chuck the Labour cunts on too, and the deluded cunts that vote for them
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Soggy and difficult to light, they’ll need to be soaked with petrol first.
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