Energy Bills


Thanks to successive govt failures to ensure domestic gas and oil security by tapping our own sizeable resources and the zealotry of the “green energy” religion households will see another hike in bills by mid summer.

The ground has already been laid by politicians and the talking heads on the telly to blame Donald Trump for upsetting international energy markets by taking the Iranians on before they can nuke Tel Aviv.

If we weren’t governed by hapless lying cunts then there’s a chance we’d be able to drill our own oil and gas instead of paying the Norwegians to drill it from the same fields then sell it back to us,not import LNG from the States and Qatar and maybe not have the Canadians chop their forests down to send us wood pellets we can burn at Drax just to burnish our “green credentials”.

The cunt Miliband insists we go even faster toward “net zero” with ever more windmills and solar,despite them not being able to feed into the National Grid effectively and having virtually no battery storage capacity even if it were possible,which it isn’t.

All of this makes perfect sense if you never pay any bills,such as our elected representatives.

A tower shitheap of stupid cunts.

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101 thoughts on “Energy Bills

  1. Android Rachel Reeves has come out and said shes backing Andy Burnham for PM.

    Well thats a surprise.

    you may as well clear your desk luv.
    pack the abacus, calculator, copy of a dummies guide to economics, and signed photo of C3P0.

    your out.

    im sure the next chancellor will be a financial genius?
    cream of the crop from the ranks of the Labour party.

    • They missed a trick not making Millibrain their pm,
      ‘Kier Starmer’s a wanker’, that works and so does ‘Andy Burnham’s a Wanker’, but ‘David Milliband’s a wanker doesn’t roll of the tongue so well, too many syllables.

    • Always puzzles me, instead of some arse licker like Rachel from customer services as chancellor.

      Why not employ a professor of economics for the job.

      Likewise with all the other cabinet jobs.
      Education – a professor of education
      Defence – a ex military commander.
      Health – a medical professor.
      Prime minister – someone who is trustworthy.

      You get the drift.
      Would you employ someone who was clearly a bum licker and not remotely qualified to do the job required..!

      FUCKING MADNESS..🤪

  2. When Burnham relaces Rachel with Milipede bills will tumble. Net zero, innit. We have all seen how windmills and covering farmland with solar has benefitted us. And the Chinese of course who make all the shoddy shit with generous helpings of asbestos.

  3. Miliband should have been flattened by that fucking EdStone he commissioned.

    I see Badenoch tore apart Labour MPs at PMQs yesterday and got into trouble for her ‘unparliamentary language’ including saying “they don’t like it up ’em”. Wes Streeting said “oooh…speak for yourself bitch”.

    • If memory serves,its the fuzzy wuzzies that don’t like it up em.

      So that’s 88% of Londonistan and Birminghamalamabad.

      Andy will sort them with a benefits energy bill reparations cost of living means tested payment.

      Cunts.

    • I’m developing a very mild attraction for Kemi Badenpowell…fuck me, first a chınky bird, now a fuzzy-wuzzy.
      Before long I’ll start fancying a pakı…maybe it’s all the heat?

      • It’s the posh voice,Thomas.gives me the horn too,but I’ve kept a lid on it.

      • More likely because the inside of her arsehole is pink, like a white woman’s…

  4. OT.

    ‘But…. But Scotland can still stay in the World Cup…’🙄

    How?

    THURSDAY

    Group E: Both Ecuador (v Germany) and Curacao (v Ivory Coast) to fail to win.

    Or Curacao to win by no more than four goals and Ecuador fail to win.

    Group F: Sweden to lose to Japan by four or more goals.

    Group D: Paraguay and Australia are on three points and play each other, a draw would send both through.

    Scotland need Paraguay to lose by two or more goals, or Australia to be beaten by at least four goals.

    FRIDAY

    Group F: Senegal and Iraq to draw.

    Or Iraq to beat Senegal by no more than two goals.

    Group H: Uruguay to lose to Spain.

    Group G: Iran to lose to Egypt.

    SATURDAY

    Group L: Croatia to lose to Ghana by at least three goals.

    Group K: DR Congo v Uzbekistan to be a draw.

    Or Uzbekistan to win by no more than three goals.

    Group J: This is a carbon copy of Group D, with Austria and Algeria on three points and a draw would send both through.

    Scotland need Algeria to lose by two or more goals, or Austria to be beaten by at least four goals.

    Oh right. Simple then, eh?🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Social media is full of Arsene Wenger types, moaning at the way Queiroz set his side up against Eng-urlund. Forgetting him and Fergie did the same many times against Arsenal way back and got a result, Ghana did a job and a good one. Not their fault England were shite.

  5. The sole purpose of a British Subject is to get fleeced.

    By government, by corporation’s, by the joe daki cornershop, the council, the police, you name it and they’ll be fleecing you.

    We live in a cuntocracy.

  6. Fuck all to do with Gb’s exorbitant fuel bills..!

    Why do the German world cup team have so many players that do not have German names..?

    Must be very disheartening if you are a True blue eyed blonde ayrian..!

    Well done Merkel you fucking short arsed cunt..!

  7. It’s a right mons. We are paying £270 a month for gas and electricity.
    7.23p/kWh gas, 25.85p/kWh electricity. 60p/day standing charges.

    We use 24000kWh gas and 4400kWh electricity in Scotland in a 100+ year old house. Our boiler is 20 years old this year and no incentives to upgrade the fucker.

    Some guy was on Question Time and said that UK contributes less than 1% of CO2 emissions in the world. Why bother with Net Zero? Fiona Bruce looked as if he had said he wanted to see her washing a tramp’s dick.

    Just sack that loon Miliband. Get oil from the North Sea. Don’t buy from foreigners. Absolute thieves and arse holes.

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