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Justin Welby [7]

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Snowflakes beware because I want to offer a Holy cunting to the Archbishop of Cunterbury Justin Welby. Obviously hoping to take over the position previously occupied by the Revd Tony Blair, he had this to say of the EU yesterday:

“The EU is the greatest dream realised for human beings since the fall of the Western Roman Empire”….bought peace, prosperity, compassion for the poor and weak, purpose for the aspirational and hope for all it’s people”.

Crisply put, eh?

This lump of human excrement was at some time *something in the City* what a pity he doesn’t fuck off back to it, to brownose the likes of Mandelson and Osborne.

I know this will make this piss boil of several of us on ISAC, but he finished his sermon with strong words against:

“….the rise of Euroscepticism ..the flames of which are fanned by ‘scare stories’ about migration and refugees”.

Where does this old motherfucker keep his brains? Presumably in the piss-stained Y-Fronts he changes once a month during Lent.

I wish this old cunt would join Gina fucking Miller, Mandy & Blair and the incontinent old fuckwit A.C. Grayling and go and live in Brussels and then shut the fuck up.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

Just to show how out of touch Justin Welby is with reality, he has this to say about the EU and his precious failing church :

“The fact that Christianity survived in Europe does not indicate that it is indestructible, but that God protects the Church that he created and loves” which clearly explains the falling congregations. He also seems not to understand that the “Church that God created” is based in Rome not Canterbury?

He added :

“Europe, like other parts of the world, is in a fragile phase. Current geopolitical uncertainty is unsettling. In my part of the continent, there is a nation attempting to leave the EU, on the other edges of the EU such as here there are countries and peoples keen to get in.”

Clearly he doesn’t understand that the nations trying to get in are there for the handouts and that the nations providing the handouts – like us – are the ones who have had enough?

And that we have had enough of him and his biased, pro-EU, political pronouncements. Fuck off back to your pulpit and preach to the converted – assuming you can find any.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

The race card

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Libfucks who constantly play the racist card are cunts….
Doesn’t matter what the issue is (I’d say ‘discussion’, but snowflakes are incapable of discussion), but leftist turds always use the race card against absolutely anyone who disagrees with them on anything… Don’t want a black James Bond? Racist! Want the police to get tougher on London’s gangscum? Racist! Think those shitty sandfilth grooming gangs have it far too easy? Racist! Don’t want your local town becoming like some ex-Soviet or Eastern Bloc shithole? Racist! Want out of the EU snakepit? Racist! Don’t agree with Lily Mong? Racist! Think Lammy is a colossal cunt? Racist! Know Abbott is a useless fat cunt? Racist!Don’t like Obama? Racist! Had white mice as pets when you were a kid? Racist! Prefer fruit salad sweets to black jacks? Racist! Think Beyonce’s singing is shit? Racist! Want to bring standing back at football matches? Racist! Seriously, there are now lickarse fuckcunts who are trying to scupper the standing at Premier League games campaign because they say if people stand up it will trigger ‘racism’… Some cunt of an MP told the Commons he has ‘reservations’ about safe standing because there could be a ‘real danger of racist abuse’… Trouble with these cunts is they think when they squeal ‘racist’ or ‘racism’ people or groups will either shut up, back down, or apologise… Well, fuck that and fuck them… Let’s hope the football supporters who want standing back at top level games refuse to budge and give these snowflake SJW fannies the (online, of course) kicking that they so richly deserve…

Nominated By Norman

The humble tea bag

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PG Tips and Tetley are both utterly idiotic, lefty cunts.

I’ve just had to remake my cup of tea 4 times and boil the kettle twice just to make 1 cup.
Why?
Coz the fuckin bags keep splitting.

I just thought I had a bad batch but on further investigation I found out that the stupid deranged lefty cunts have removed all plastic from their bags and replaced it with (non waterproof) biodegradable tissue paper.

Has it not occurred to them that the plastic was in there for a fucking reason?

Well it was you cunts and now your tea bags are shite!

Pg tips is owned by unilever – Dutch cunts.
Tetley is owned by Tata – the shittest CAR company in the world. It’s fuckin Indian for crying out loud … the cunts can’t even DRIVE a car, let alone MAKE one …
And what the fuck is a CAR company doing trying to make fucking tea?!

The Americunts bought up our prestigious chocolate company, Cadburys … the inventors of chocolate … and then proceeded to fuck up all the recipes.
Apparently the Americans weren’t too keen on the taste and wanted it more like theirs.
Well FUCK YOU!!
If you don’t like it fuck off and make your own and stay away from our shit you cunts …
Anyway.
…. I digress.
(Sorry about that, this tea is weak so I’m getting stressed).

Unilever.
Tata.

HANDS OFF OUR FUCKING TEA ! ! !

Why don’t you just do the world a favour and go kill yourselves.
Some things piss me off.
Some things boil my piss.
BUT MESSING WITH MY TEA ….

*deep breath deep breath*

I’m switching to Yorkshire tea.
…though no doubt some Americunt or white flag waving fucking frog will come and buy that too.

CUNTS!

*sigh*
I need another cuppa but I don’t have the patience …

On further investigation I’ve just found out that all of this shit was started by a cunt called Michael Armitage, a CUNT … Sorry, GARDENER … from Wrexham.
Apparently they don’t biodegrade when you throw them on the compost heap …
DON’T THROW THEM ON THE FUCKING COMPOST HEAP THEN YOU TWAT.

230,000 cunts signed his petition ….

Unilever’s solution?
Non waterproof tea bags.

Seems the whole world is full to brim with cunts……….

Nominated by Deploy the sausage.

 

Philip Hammond (5)

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Hammond and his Treasury cronies are platinum, executive class, global ™ cunts.

Our strong and stable government has just sold 7.7% of its shares in RBS, at a loss to the taxpayer of £2 Billion. In April, RBS reported a profit for the first quarter of £792 Million. The mismatch between these figures is obvious. RBS, after all the problems arising from the fraudulent sale of worthless instruments leading to its financial collapse and its rescue by you and me, is now in profit. If the government retained its shares in RBS and collected the dividends on these, it could repay the loss to the taxpayer incurred in buying the shares in the first place, and maybe a little something extra to pay for the Forces, or infrastructure, or the NHS…and then if it liked, sell the shares at a price related to RBS’s recovery. But no. The government, incompetent in every department, has opted to return RBS to the private sector for what it can get, because private is good and public is bad. And it’s run out of money, again/still/for ever. And because the CEO is no longer content with being paid mere telephone numbers but wants a bigger slice.

Hey, cunts, RBS was completely restructured under public control, downsized drastically, and forced to pay gigantic sums of money to the US authorities (who are a lot harder on corporate fraud and malfeasance than our fluffy-gloved unregulators). But it worked! Now it’s back to business as usual, in profit, and likely to remain so.. And that without the government’s even bothering to get voting rights on the original share purchase! Pretty damn good for public.

So…It ain’t broken,we’re still out of pocket, let’s not wait to get paid back, but instead pay Morgan Stanley, Citigroup, Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan -all of them – an undisclosed wedge to lose this embarrassing success at a loss. (Not for the first time, either. The previous sale of shares in 2015 lost us another £2Bn)

If the global entrepreneurial types responsible for this crock of shit had appeared on Dragon’s Den, Shifty Sugar, the dodgy stereo king, would have told them to fuck off in short order. Your business plan is a load of old tut, and you are irredeemable, unqualified cunts.

Nominated by Komodo

Boris’s Barnet

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As the old crimper’s gag goes:

“ ‘Ere now I gotta wear a pair of knickers on me barnet”
“Why?”
“You’ve cut it like a cunt”

Thus hairstyle maketh the man. Point is this cozening cunt deliberately scruffs up his barnet for the camera. Must think it makes him look like a man orf the people, not the over privileged spawn orf Eton that he in fact is. However nothing can mask the beaky nose and the greedy rapacious eyes. “Me me first” Boris.

Blighty has a Foreign Secretary that looks like a shambling pervert and a demented hunch back Prime Minister from the Brothers Grimm, the Downing Street House of Horrors. Write your own cast list. Who needs Gun Boats when we have Boris to frighten the natives. Trouble is these days the natives just tell the dosser cunt to fuck off and do your flies up. As a diplomat (first requirement on the job description) he is a disaster and is rightly regarded as an international joke.

Recall those heady days after Cameron fucked himself for the leadership and Johnson and Gove knifed each other in the back to let May through. Much talk orf Johnson’s debating skills and speech making prowess. Transpires the cunt literally sounds like he is talking out of his arse – “Pop pop flubber flubber fluster oh shit yahoo raspberry”.

Puffing posturing cunt courts the media until one orf his regular cock-ups obliges him to hide his cowardly arse. Then he allegedly indulges in “extramarital adulterous liaisons”(quote courtesy the Appeal Court), love child ect ect until the all clear sounds. Perfect credentials to hold one orf the highest offices of state.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke