33 thoughts on “Maria & Angela Eagles

  1. Think you would have to dunk them in a river and then burn them at a steak and then put a steak through each charred corpses heart to get a definitive answer to that question.

    I am going for Angela though

    • That looks like”…bum them at a steak…” on my laptop. I’d really rather not.

      • Another cunt who needs a good cunting again. He wants anyone but Boris to be PM. I couldn’t give 2 fucks if Boris gets the job but I don’t need that jumped up burger flipper (Johnny no stars I would think) to tell me what I should think. Has he not learned from Cumbercunt etc that no one listens to them any more?

        Put your big fat tongue back in your mouth Jamie. You were a cunt. You are a cunt. You always will be a cunt.

        Now fuck off and bever darken my TV screen again with your made up mates (cunts) and your shit food.

      • Tis time the talentless arsewipe fucked off to live in Dorset (poor bastards) a la the bellend of Barking, Bragg. Whilst comparing images of the two I was astonished to note that they both look and act like cunts. Then another idea formed; James Corden is a total cunt as well and if you squint at his image in bad light he resembles the two previous cunts; i.e he looks like a cunt and acts like a cunt. The answer is obvious a black ops section of the Home Office is creating cunts using the technology patented by Monsato to put jelly fish genes into cabbages or something. The experiment has not worked too well but we are having to put up with the results so I suppose our money was well spent.

      • Rubber lipped dribbler cunt has thought about it.

        What sort of cunt has his mates round for couscous.

    • good idea -I don’t normally condone capital punishment or even corporal punishment but in this case i am persuaded-as it would be a valid experiment on scientific grounds -as you explained and it would also be a valid punishment for two of the most evil cunts who have ever been referred to as human beings -but I agree they may infact be in-destructible and already dead and simply here on earth walking and talking to do the devils duties .
      I also agree angela is by far the most evil of the despicable duo .

      angela eagle and Dianne abbot [black shrek ] both give me nightmares-the white hating liar and hypocrite and the feminist man hater -both of whom equally despise and betray the white working class majority at every possible opportunity .
      they are a disgrace to honesty and democracy and tolerance and freedom of speech and maria eagle and krankie sturgeon are little better -throw in Yvette I hate men cooper and devils spawn amber rudd and anna soubry and mary creagh .
      but angela eagle and Dianne abbot are the worst of a very bad bunch .
      evil and frightening male mps also exist of course-like gerald Kauffman and keith vaz and Gideon osborne etc.
      I wish we had a crime for mps who break the law or mislead or conspire secretly and insult and threaten and in that imaginary world-all the listed above mps would be serving time right now for being anti democratic scum -sadly rather than subject to greater scrutiny and a greater sense of duty -most mps see all the priviliges of parliament as a way to avoid almost all legal prosecutions and investigations and revelations -hence no Westminster paedophiles have been done yet not even posthumously.
      I read a blog today about mps using Westminster computers to modify their Wikipedia entries-many removed stories and many re-written ones -mostly to do with sex money or humiliation -including for example evil caroline flints ex husband who was deported and had a muslim sounding name and was apparently violent .
      the entries were often re entered -and mostly by relatives and people involved in the stories and mps lives -but were repeatedly removed by these anonymous Westminster computers -they truly think they are above the law and above scrutiny -not all mps but the majority sadly .

  2. Stake, must be the piece of Rump in the fridge playing on my mind……..nom nom nom

  3. There is an old Hammer vampire film called “The Twins of Evil”. If only old Peter Cushing were still around to stake those two out…

  4. Their parents must have been real cunts is their previous lives to be saddled with a pair of ugly fuckers like them. I know Angela is of the ‘wears comfortable shoes’ persuasion and drinks from the furry cup but is Maria of the same ilk? That would make the worst casting for a lesbo video ever. I might struggle a bit but I’m sure Boaby would manage. Is he still alive or only hung by the neck until satisfied?

  5. I agree.Shrill harpies. The Labour Party turns them out by the dozen.

    On a skightly different subject that odious fucker David Lammy is on Sky News calling leave voters and xenophobes. “Mob rule” he calls it.

    “An advisory referendum. The small majority is unacceptable”.

    What an utterly arrogant cunt of the highest order. He needs to crawl back to his Socialist Utopia, wherever the fuck that is. Even thr Cubans have abandoned that crap.

    On a lighter note, Corbyn is hanging on in there. Probably getting sucked off by Diane Abbott as I write this. ” Nosh Nosh. Don’t you fucking dare resign Jez or I’ll bite the fucker off. Nosh Nosh. Even worse, I’ll get that Margaret Beckett to wrap her gnashers round it. That would be worse than a chewy from Ken Dodd. Nosh Nosh”.

  6. Speaking of Labour cunts. Corbyn is due. So far, pretty much EVERY Labour MP has told him to fuck off! Almost his entire front bench has told him that he’s got all the leadership ability of a pile of dog shit, and that he should go before he destroys the party. Corbyn is literally holding on by his fingertips. This is turning out to be the MOST undignified coup ever. There are even allegations that he voted to leave the EU, which wouldn’t surprise me. His campaigning for Remain was way beyond lacklustre. And this motherfucker has pretentions of being PM? FUCK OFF! I’d sooner see Mayor Quimby in Downing Street.

    Instead of accepting that his time is up with grace and dignity, he’s holding on screaming; “NO, NO YOU CAN’T TAKE IT FROM ME. IT’S MINE..MINE”. He just won’t be told that he is no longer wanted. To an ardent hater of politicians, particularly ones who support our enemies, as Corbyn and McDonnell do, this is fucking hilarious. He’s acting less like an adult and more like the spoilt five year old daughter of a Russian billionaire. Of course, there is going to come a point when I find it tiresome. With everything that’s going on right now, a Labour implosion is not necessarily a good thing for the UK. Someone needs to give Corbyn his Ides of March moment. Sooner, rather than later.

    • I hope he fights on as it will utterly destroy the Labour party beyond repair!:”)

  7. Looks like a dead heat in an ugly cunt contest.
    A gruesome twosome is ever there was one……

    • But if you had to do one of them, which one of the vulture sisters gets to ride your love stick?

  8. The pair of them are utterly repellant. Devoid of thought, reason and charisma. These harridans absolutely represent the shitefest, lefty bollocks spouting cretins that seek to impose their own warped version of the world on normal people.

    Flaying is too good for them.

  9. BBC at it again, whole page dedicated to racist incidents that are all of course down to voting leave.

    Before the referendum there was never a racist incident. Some mug on twitter telling an Asian lass from Wales to go home after the brexit result probably isn’t bright enough to have found the polling station to have voted in the first place.

    Some more muppets attacked a Polish centre. Now lowbrow fucktards committing acts of stupidity is really not what we need.

    At the same time it has to be said when as the Poles have done they decide they come here and then start making the area they move to just like home, shops, bars, Ethnic centres what message does that send out to the locals?

    If you want to live somewhere just like Poland, try Poland you will love it. If you want to spend your time here living like the locals fair play, carry on.

    • Then again, if it’s a Muslim neighbourhood, it’s more a case of Carry on don’t lose your head…..

  10. Pair of Oxford-educated nobodies. I saw Jess Phillips (female Labour MP) on Have I Got News For You (recorded) a few days ago. What a cunt. Deleted it half way through.

    • Jess Phillips is a misandrist rude thick as pig shit cunt who is more manly and uglier than most trannies!

  11. Neither are evil but both are annoying useless absent minded cunts for sure.If I had to shag one to save my mother`s life I would have to go with Maria as she is slightly less hideous.

    • Read somewhere once that when questioned on the subject of the “Nanny State” her reply was “bring it on”.
      Nice. Thanks a bundle Margaret…

  12. Fucking pair of fish smelling ugly old bitter harpies,id rather fuck Elton John

  13. This just appeared on Sky News :
    Understand Labour MPs are currently deciding whether to back Tom Watson or Angela Eagle as Corbyn challenger. The other will then stand down

    Not much of a fucking choice is it? Mr Nasty or Mrs Nasty…

    They really are fucked up aren’t they?

  14. Not only could these hags ruin any man’s fantasy of lesbian sisters, they could probably have Anna Richardson sucking off Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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